As he was reading, Zuo Hanyan suddenly received another notification from the app.
Had Zhang Ming posted again so soon?
But just looking at the preview made Zuo Hanyan's heart leap into his throat.
"Like mother, like daughter. My dear senior and her slutty mother are quite alike in some ways."
What did that mean?
What had Zhang Ming posted?
Zuo Hanyan had no mind to read the comments anymore and hurried to look at what Zhang Ming had just posted.
When he clicked in, it wasn't a full post but a simple status update, similar to a Weibo post.
The caption read:
"Like mother, like daughter. My dear senior and her slutty mother are quite alike in some ways.
As a corporate slave, F Hot Mom is my boss. As a student council member, senior is also my boss [Crying].
Brothers, I'm going to be bullied to death by this mother-daughter pair [Crying].
Senior has been acting stranger and more overbearing lately [Crying].
Thinking about it, is she suspicious of me?"
Besides the text, the rest were images.
They were basically some WeChat chat logs.
Judging by the time, they had just chatted. Zuo Hanyan was very surprised. It turned out that while he was upstairs soaking in the bathtub, Yihan had actually been chatting with Zhang Ming on WeChat. What on earth were they talking about?
Chat log content:
Shu Yihan: "Don't you have a girlfriend?"
Zhang Ming: "Huh?"
Shu Yihan: "You told me before that you have a girlfriend."
Shu Yihan: "But last night when we all had dinner together, you said you don't have a girlfriend."
Zhang Ming: "Haha."
Zhang Ming: "I was just talking nonsense."
Shu Yihan: "So, do you have a girlfriend or not?"
Zhang Ming: "Why are you asking this, senior?"
Shu Yihan: "Answer the question."
Zhang Ming: "Haha."
Zhang Ming: "Senior, you care about me so much. [Smirking]"
Shu Yihan: "I am the student council president."
Shu Yihan: "Of course I need to understand the situation better."
Zhang Ming: "But whether I have a girlfriend or not doesn't affect student council work. [Frowning]"
Zhang Ming: "Senior, I've done all the tasks you assigned me in the student council perfectly. [Grinning]"
Zhang Ming: "[Sticker] (A funny-looking expression hiding behind a wall)"
Shu Yihan: "How dare you say that!"
Shu Yihan: "You often say you're going on a date to avoid the work I assign you."
Shu Yihan: "Aren't you just making excuses?"
Zhang Ming: "This isn't an excuse. I really do have a date. [Laughing through tears]"
Zhang Ming: "Senior, are you so interested in me because you have a crush on me? [Smirking]"
Shu Yihan: "[Sticker] (A bear with a question mark above its head and an angry vein symbol on its forehead)"
Shu Yihan: "So you really do have a girlfriend?"
Zhang Ming: "If I don't have one, will you set me up with someone, Senior? [Smirking]"
Zhang Ming: "Or, will senior be my girlfriend? [Smirking]"
Shu Yihan: "Who wants to be your girlfriend."
Shu Yihan: "You're going to make me die of anger."
Shu Yihan: "Are you going to stop listening to me completely?"
(Red annotated text: Haha, senior is getting flustered!)
Zhang Ming: "[Sticker] (That same cowardly, funny sticker)"
Zhang Ming: "Haha."
Zhang Ming: "Don't be mad, Senior."
Zhang Ming: "I just want to know why you care so much about this."
Shu Yihan: "I don't allow students with messy personal lives to hold positions in the student council."
Shu Yihan: "And you can't keep using dates as an excuse to disobey the student council president's arrangements!"
(Red annotated text: Does the student council president really have such broad authority? Xiao Ming is surprised.)
Shu Yihan: "You'd better be honest with me, or believe me, I'll kick you out of the student council."
(Red annotated text: Wow, the campus idol is actually threatening me! And, this is exactly what her mom said back then. F Hot Mom also said she'd fire me for bragging, but now she's happily moaning under me. LMAO.)
Zhang Ming: "Huh?"
Zhang Ming: "Then how will I be able to work and study with my dear senior in the future?"
Zhang Ming: "No way!"
Zhang Ming: "Senior, please don't kick me out. [Crying][Crying][Crying]"
(Red annotated text: Kick me out, kick me out, kick me out! Damn it, all you talk about is kicking me out! Senior, do you know I only joined the student council to sleep with you? That's why you know I'm afraid of being kicked out. Or did you think I actually enjoy being ordered around by you in the student council?)
(Upon seeing these two annotations from Zhang Ming, Zuo Hanyan's heart burned with anger.)
Shu Yihan: "Then answer my question."
Zhang Ming: "That should be considered personal privacy."
Zhang Ming: "I can answer, but senior should offer something in exchange too."
Shu Yihan: "You're bargaining over such a small matter?"
Zhang Ming: "Since it's a small matter, senior can just offer something small too."
Shu Yihan: "Tell me, what do you want from me in exchange?"
Zhang Ming: "Send me a beautiful photo of yourself, something sexy. [Lewd]"
Shu Yihan: "[Eye roll][Eye roll][Eye roll]"
Shu Yihan: "I have plenty of beautiful selfies, but nothing sexy."
Zhang Ming: "Impossible, Senior's swimsuit photo from last time was super sexy!"
Zhang Ming: "[Lewd][Lewd][Lewd]"
Shu Yihan: "[Eye roll]"
Shu Yihan: "Well then, I have some of my Moments, taken with my mom at our home pool."
Shu Yihan: "Seen them?"
Zhang Ming: "A long time ago. [Lewd]"
Zhang Ming: "I don't want the swimsuit photos. [Lewd]"
Shu Yihan: "Then I don't have any!"
Zhang Ming: "Not even on your phone?"
Shu Yihan: "No!"
Zhang Ming: "Senior has such a great figure but doesn't take any photos?"
Zhang Ming: "What a shame."
Shu Yihan: "You're the one who said no to the swimsuit photo!"
Shu Yihan: "If you don't want it, then I have nothing."
Zhang Ming: "Swimsuit photos don't count."
Zhang Ming: "Then take one on the spot."
Shu Yihan: "No."
Zhang Ming: "Then..."
Zhang Ming: "If that's not possible, then I can't reveal my privacy either."
Zhang Ming: "[Sticker] (No agreement reached)"
(Red annotated text: A strategic retreat. It's another small detail. Brothers learn from this. [Dog head emoji])
Shu Yihan: "Make a more reasonable request."
Zhang Ming: "Isn't this request reasonable enough? [Teary laugh][Teary laugh]"
Zhang Ming: "Then how about this, be my girlfriend for one day and go on a date with me. [Smirking]"
(Red annotated text: Haha, trying the old trick again.)
Shu Yihan: "In your dreams. That's even more excessive than before."
(Red annotated text: Didn't work, but no harm in trying. And who knows, it might just have worked out. [Wang Chai emoji])
Zhang Ming: "See? Taking a photo is no big deal then."
Shu Yihan: "That's also excessive!"
(Red annotated text: What's so excessive about this? I'm not asking for a nude! Your mom voluntarily sent me a photo of her spanked ass.)
Shu Yihan: "Zhang Ming, you don't listen to me at all."
Shu Yihan: "I'm really getting angry with you now."
Zhang Ming: "But I didn't do anything."
Zhang Ming: "I was just minding my own business, when you suddenly contacted me and got angry at me. [Bitter][Bitter]"
Zhang Ming: "Senior, you used to be so gentle, so reasonable and so understanding."
Zhang Ming: "Auntie Qianhua is my big idol, and senior is my little idol."
Zhang Ming: "But now you're so tyrannical, you're not beautiful anymore and not fairy-like at all. [Bitter][Bitter]"
Zhang Ming: "Senior, this isn't you. [Bitter][Bitter][Bitter]"
(Red annotated text: Playing the victim card, softening her a bit.)
Shu Yihan: "..."
Shu Yihan: "How am I being tyrannical?"
Shu Yihan: "You're the one who made me angry."
Zhang Ming: "Of course you are. It's the same in the student council."
Zhang Ming: "You always assign me so many tasks."
Zhang Ming: "When I say I want to go on a date, senior won't even allow it."
Zhang Ming: "You keep me on a tight leash, even discriminating against me. [Bitter]"
(Zuo Hanyan finally understood. Yihan must already be suspicious of Zhang Ming. If that was the case, they were truly on the same wavelength. When it came to ruining Zhang Ming's plans, it turned out their thinking was similar!)
(Yihan definitely knows her Mom is having an affair. But it's unclear how much she's figured out, so Zhou Hanyan continued to read carefully.)
Shu Yihan: "That's why I suspected you were just slacking off."
Shu Yihan: "You don't even have a girlfriend. Who are you going on a date with?"
Shu Yihan: "And, I'm discriminating against you? How dare you say that."
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