Story so far.
A wild Left Umin has appeared!
"So, was the Santa this time Senior?"
"What's with this 'Senior' thing... Well, I thought the Santa this time was me... but seeing this, don't you know?"
"It's a cute Pou costume."
"The one you often wear, right..."
[To think that Akuta was a True Ancestor... What an amazing truth. So that's why she refused the physical examination. How on earth did Marisbury recruit you...?]
"Don't talk about that guy. I'll kill him when we meet later. And right now, blow up the coffin where this version of me is. That way, the dark history will disappear... no, it won't be added..."
"Senior, doing that won't make what we experienced disappear, you know."
"Sigh... Fine, it's better to just eat it. Open the coffin when I'm dead. Let me absorb it then."
[What is this, not even Majin Buu... Eating yourself?]
"Isn't it said that you have to fight yourself to be a true Servant?"
[What's that...]
The woman who had split into Right Umin and Left Umin in the past and fought among themselves now reacted as if it was no big deal.
"But, Left Umin... weren't you Right Umin?"
"That's right. Originally, I was Right Umin, the name given by Lord Xiang Yu. But, now I've split into two. It's not that my power has decreased... it's a matter of disposition. I have Lord Xiang Yu, but... that junior guy is a bit, you know... Anyway, yes! Because of such factors, I split into two. Right Umin is for Lord Xiang Yu, and I am for the junior. That's how it is, don't ask for details."
"Ah... so you made that choice because it became an affair. I understand."
"This kid understands too quickly..."
"Having an affair while having a husband... ugh, my head..."
"Is that really okay?"
Saber Alter felt a headache as it reminded her of the past, and Jeanne Alter also felt strange about whether such a relationship was really okay.
"That's the average for Chaldea."
"Just what kind of world is that Chaldea..."
Looking at Mash who spoke with a smile, Kiritsugu felt fear wondering what kind of demon realm that Chaldea was.
"So? Georgios. Where does your scenario start and end?"
"Huh? Ah... that's a secret, right? Spoilers are no fun, Enkidu?"
"I see. It's just that if by any chance you cause trouble, it's my turn to stop it, you know? Master said, 'If it seems like my Servant might cause trouble, please catch them in advance.'"
"He asked you, who specializes in binding? Trouble... it's all just fun happenings, right? I'm the director. I only pursue fun, you know~?"
"Hmm~"
Enkidu smiled and looked at Georgios, and Georgios laughed while nodding his head. Scáthach also observed her intently, unable to predict what she would do. Normally, she would use future sight, but since the set was created using the Holy Grail's power, it was not easy to see the future.
"Over there. Master is probably in that house."
The place Edgar pointed to was a hut. A shabby and small hut. Left Umin went first and opened the door...
"What's this?"
However, the inside of the small hut was huge. Moreover, the interior looked very similar to Chaldea.
"Isn't this Chaldea...? This is a set? Really, Dumpty's Servants are all amazing, aren't they?"
"That's right. Even I, who have lived in Chaldea, think it's perfect."
"Hmm... I smell cocoa from inside. Is this the party venue!?"
While Ritsuka and Kiritsugu admired the perfect set, Sakura, whose body had only grown, but was still a child at heart, smelled the sweet cocoa wonderfully and immediately ran inside.
"Hoo... hoo... It's hot. As expected, hot things don't suit me..."
"Scáthach...?"
What Sakura encountered was Skadi struggling with hot cocoa.
"Ah, so you're that child... Would you like some cocoa? I haven't touched it. It's too hot to drink. If I try to cool it, it might freeze..."
"Ah, thank you... but, who are you?"
"I am Scáthach-Skadi. Somehow, I ended up participating in this event."
"I see... so, are you my sister?"
"... Sister?"
"Yes. You look just like Scáthach... but somehow, you're cuter and feel more approachable."
"... Hehe, I see. Don't you want something else to eat? How about ice cream?"
"Hey..."
Skadi was pleased to be called younger than Scáthach and showed favor to Sakura. In response, Scáthach made a face. Actually, Skadi's skin was better and her chest was bigger. Unlike Scáthach, who dislikes physical labor, she had a bit more fat, so she showed off her beauty even more.
"She's a hag much older than me, don't be fooled!"
"What are you talking about~ Look! This young and firm skin!"
"You who eats only ice cream every day and gets scolded by Medb!"
"Aren't you, who is treated as a witch by your students, less popular than me?"
"Didn't you get scolded by the chefs recently?"
"I heard you've been grilling squid alone and drinking solo lately?"
Fizz... crackle...!
The space shook due to their killing intent and magical energy...
"Enough, enough! Calm down now! Take this, the director's power, debuff~!"
Poof!
"Ooh..."
Ritsuka admired the sudden explosion of the two Scáthach's clothes.
[...........]
[... Romani, shall we have a serious~ talk for a moment~?]
[Wait, Sheba, it's just that I was too surprised to speak!]
[For someone who says that, you were staring intently... The polygamy fist technique learned from Tamamo...]
[Wait, wait, let's talk! Conversation──!]
[Thud!!!]
"........"
[──────]
And so, Romani fell... and was said to have been dragged away by Shiba.
After seeing such a shocking sight, everyone froze for a moment...
Bang!!!
Suddenly, something fell through the ceiling.
It stood up, pushing through the broken debris.
"Phew~ what a violent return. Huh? Why are both naked? More importantly, when did Skadi come? Did the event start while I was gone? But isn't this Chaldea? What event is this...?"
"...."
"Why is everyone like that? Ah, this? It's nothing. I just used Kiyohime's power for a bit, and this happened."
Ritsuka bled from the nose profusely, and Mash spurted blood and fell backward.
"Dumpty has turned into a girl...?"
"No, no, I'm still a man."
"Eh..."
[Dumpty, please marry me!]
[Crash!!!]
At Meunière's statement, the Servants in the control room punished him, and a loud noise was heard...
".. This is definitely sent to mock me, right? Anyone can see that over there is the real Santa."
"Huh? What is Ushiwakamaru doing here? But that's cute~ can I touch it?"
"... As you wish."
Dumpty touched the fluffy costume of Left Umin, and Left Umin felt satisfied nonetheless.
"........"
"Captain, your mouth won't close?"
"... Ah, no... it's nothing. Ahem..."
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