Loren sighed softly.
"Yeah… there's no reasoning with this one."
He stopped wasting words.
The next second—
"Ah—!"
Boom!!!
Golden ki erupted like a volcanic explosion, shooting straight into the sky!
An instant, extreme burst of power!
This ki—
It was terrifyingly strong.
"Ah ah—!"
Loren's aura continued to climb.
The golden flames grew denser, more violent.
Crackle!
Thick silver-white lightning bolts danced wildly around his body!
Super Saiyan Two!
But that still wasn't the end.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
Majin Buu looked at Loren's rapidly surging aura and, instead of fear, clapped excitedly.
"You're amazing!"
"Even more amazing than that long-haired guy just now!"
"A little more! A little more!"
"As you wish."
Loren's voice deepened.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah—!!!"
With an earth-shaking roar—
His golden hair grew wildly, flowing down his back.
Super Saiyan Three!
"..."
Goku was completely stunned.
He stared blankly at Loren.
Same transformation.
Same form.
But the feeling was completely different.
No energy leakage.
No instability.
Perfect.
Harmonious.
Completely controlled.
"This… this is the real…"
"Super Saiyan Three…?"
Goku murmured, unable to finish the sentence.
"Alright."
Loren slowly turned his head.
"Warm-up's over."
Whoosh!
His figure vanished.
The next instant, Loren appeared directly in front of the fleshy cocoon imprisoning Gohan.
No fancy techniques.
No dramatic buildup.
He simply raised his hand.
Clenched his fist.
And punched.
Bang—!!!
A dull, heavy impact echoed.
That tough pink cocoon—something even Gohan couldn't break free from—
Shattered instantly under Loren's fist!
It exploded into thousands of pink droplets that splashed everywhere.
Gohan's unconscious body fell limply from the air.
Loren casually caught him and slung him over his shoulder.
From transforming to rescuing Gohan—
Only a few seconds had passed.
Only then did Majin Buu react.
He stared at Gohan on Loren's shoulder.
His toy…
Was taken?
"You…"
Buu's mouth slowly twisted into a bizarre arc.
The antenna on his head twitched violently.
A brutal, destructive aura exploded out of him!
"Give—me—my—toy—back—!!!"
Majin Buu was truly enraged.
"ROAR—!!!"
His fat body moved with terrifying speed, completely at odds with his appearance, turning into a streak of pink lightning as he charged straight at Loren!
"Loren! Watch out!"
Goku struggled to shout.
Loren turned his head slightly and casually tossed Gohan toward them.
"Catch."
Piccolo instantly flew forward and caught the unconscious Gohan with steady hands.
After that—
Loren calmly turned back around.
Majin Buu's fist, packed with horrifying power, rapidly filled Loren's vision.
Slap.
A soft sound.
Buu's fist was effortlessly caught in Loren's palm.
A violent shockwave of ki exploded outward, tearing apart another layer of the surrounding ground!
"Is that it?"
"You—"
Before Buu could finish speaking—
Loren's right hand slowly clenched into a fist.
Then—
He stepped forward.
A simple.
Plain.
Straight punch.
It looked slow.
Almost casual.
Yet the power within it was enough to pulverize someone like Perfect Cell into molecules with a single hit.
Thud.
No deafening explosion.
Just a dull impact—like punching rubber.
Loren's fist sank lightly into Majin Buu's soft belly.
One second.
Two seconds.
Nothing happened.
Buu looked down at the shallow fist mark on his stomach.
Then he looked back up at Loren.
Confusion appeared on his face.
…It didn't hurt?
But before he could ask—
Boom—!!!!!!
A terrifying force erupted from the point of contact!
It didn't spread outward.
It condensed inward—into a single, absolute point—
And pierced straight through Majin Buu's body!
Buu's body bent backward into an exaggerated "C" shape.
Whoosh—!!!
Majin Buu turned into a pink meteor, shooting straight into the sky!
Up.
Higher.
Even higher—
Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillin—
Everyone stood frozen, heads tilted upward, mouths hanging open.
In their vision—
That pink dot was shrinking rapidly.
Smaller.
Smaller.
Until it nearly vanished.
One punch.
Just one punch.
Majin Buu had been sent flying—
Far beyond the atmosphere.
In the distant, cold vacuum of space.
Buu tumbled aimlessly.
There was no sound here.
No air.
His body felt light and oddly comfortable.
It was just that…
His stomach had hurt really badly a moment ago.
He looked down.
The spot where Loren punched him was already completely healed.
No pain.
Nothing.
Buu returned to his carefree mood.
He looked around curiously.
So many shiny rocks.
He grabbed a passing meteor and stuffed it into his mouth.
Crunch.
…Didn't taste good.
Then he noticed a beautiful blue planet in the distance.
Earth.
Oh right!
Let's go back and play!
That golden-haired guy must still be there.
That looked fun.
Buu grinned, twisted his body, turned into a pink streak of light—
And flew back toward Earth.
"Is… is he dead?"
Piccolo asked gravely as he flew over, holding Gohan.
"Dead?"
Loren chuckled.
"You're underestimating that pink fat guy."
"That punch will only make him lost for a while."
"He's probably already on his way back."
What?!
Everyone's expressions changed instantly.
"Th-then what do we do?!"
Krillin shouted in panic.
That monster wasn't dead.
And he was coming back.
"Lord Loren…"
Supreme Kai Shin flew over, trembling.
His gaze toward Loren was now filled with near-fanatical reverence.
This was the savior.
The only hope against Majin Buu.
"Majin Buu's regeneration ability is almost infinite," Shin said urgently.
"No matter how powerful physical attacks are, they can't completely destroy him."
"We must annihilate every single one of his cells—otherwise—"
"Otherwise he'll just grow back like weeds in spring, right?"
Loren interrupted calmly.
He looked up at the sky.
"How much energy would it take…"
"To erase him so completely that not even a single molecule remains?"
...
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