Tsunade drunkenly rubbed against Orochimaru's neck.
"Grandma Mito will scold you terribly if she sees you like this."
Orochimaru helplessly looked at Tsunade, who was giggling at her.
"Grandma lives in the Spiral Tower; she won't know I'm drunk."
Tsunade dangled her feet and struggled violently when Orochimaru placed her on the bed. "I haven't showered yet! I want to shower! I want to shower!"
"You can't shower when you're drunk; it will cause problems for your body. Don't you know that as a Medical Ninja?"
Orochimaru tapped Tsunade's head. She had thought a drunk Tsunade would be very obedient, but she was unexpectedly this rowdy.
"No, I don't care, I want to shower, I feel so sticky and uncomfortable!"
Tsunade said, and was about to take off her clothes.
"Alright, alright, go shower, go shower."
Orochimaru resignedly carried Tsunade to the bathroom, took off her clothes outside the bathroom, and carried her inside.
"Sit here, don't move."
Orochimaru found a small stool for Tsunade to sit on, adjusted the water temperature, untied her hair, and while bathing her, used Yang Release Chakra to reduce the impact of showering while drunk on her body.
Splat—!
Tsunade cupped her hands to catch water, squeezed them together, and a stream of water splashed onto Orochimaru's face.
"Hehe..."
Tsunade grinned, looking at Orochimaru's wet face.
What an annoying brat!
Orochimaru raised a hand to her forehead, not bothering to argue with Tsunade.
Splat—!
I must endure, I can't argue with a drunkard.
Splat—!
I want to hit her, no... I can't argue with a drunkard!
Splat—!
I must endure... Soon after, a soaking wet Orochimaru, with a dark expression, carried Tsunade, whose fair skin was flushed red like a peeled lobster, out of the bathroom.
Wrapping Tsunade's body in a bath towel, she carried her back to the room and gently placed her on the bed. Just as she was about to cover her with the comforter, Tsunade opened her bright brown eyes, which held undisguised affection, fervent and burning.
That look... Orochimaru's movements paused. She had seen that look on Uchiha Hikari.
What was going on today?
Why was this happening?
"Orochimaru, I like you, I really, really like you..."
Tsunade wrapped her arms around Orochimaru's neck and kissed her slightly agape lips, which were parted in surprise. Remembering the contents of Orochimaru's Forbidden Book, she went straight to the point before Orochimaru could react.
Tsunade likes me?
She... she likes me?
Orochimaru realized this, recalling Tsunade's behavior all along. She had been very obvious, but Orochimaru had always treated Tsunade like a child, so she hadn't noticed that her actions had far exceeded those of a friend; even the most intimate best friends wouldn't act like this.
"Ugh..."
Tsunade, not getting a response, pouted and glared at Orochimaru.
I don't understand, why do you like me?
Orochimaru found herself a little happy. Regarding Tsunade's liking her, she cupped the back of Tsunade's head and returned the kiss.
"She actually... fell asleep..."
Orochimaru looked in shock at the soundly sleeping Tsunade, for a moment wondering if her words were just drunken ramblings. She tucked her in and looked towards the door.
Orochimaru walked to the door and opened it, seeing Hyuga Mio holding hangover soup, the veins beside her eyes not yet completely faded.
"I think I... interrupted you two..."
Hyuga Mio's faint smile was a bit forced as she handed over the hangover soup.
"No interruption, just the ramblings of a certain dead drunkard."
Orochimaru glared fiercely at Tsunade. Falling asleep during a kiss, even when drunk, shouldn't be like that!
It was her first French kiss, yes, but she at least knew how to kiss, not just act wildly like that.
I really want to act wildly when drunk too... Hyuga Mio found it hard to pretend she hadn't seen what she just saw.
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