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Chapter 296 - Chapter 296 The Second Monument at Half Price

In the game's background story, Hu Tao is either trying to catch Qiqi or is on her way to catch him.

Over time, Qiqi developed an indelible shadow in his heart, and he would avoid Hu Tao whenever he saw her.

To some extent, Hu Tao enhanced Qiqi's memory.

Because as soon as a certain point in time arrived, Qiqi would consciously hide to avoid being caught by Hu Tao.

Their relationship might not be like fire and water, but wherever Hu Tao was, Qiqi would definitely not go.

"High temperature, fake smiles, and death... Annoying."

This was Qiqi's evaluation of Hu Tao.

But now, with Makoto's intervention, this situation has changed.

Hu Tao and Qiqi became friends.

Hutao and Qiqi sat on a stone bench, eating boiled fish and shrimp dumplings.

When they were happy, Qiqi would gently wiggle his little feet, while Hu Tao hummed a light and cheerful song.

Qiqi said in a childlike voice, "Boiled fish and shrimp dumplings... Delicious..."

Hearing Qiqi's approval, Hu Tao seemed very happy.

"Right, right, I think boiled fish and shrimp dumplings are the most, most, most delicious food!"

"For Hu Tao, boiled fish and shrimp dumplings are a delicacy worth a thousand pieces of gold!"

"Oh, right, I've also composed many limericks about boiled fish. Do you want to hear them?"

Qiqi tilted his head, his peach-colored eyes filled with confusion: "Makoto... What are limericks?"

Makoto simply explained to Qiqi.

"A limerick is a type of poem that is easy to read aloud; as long as it rhymes, it can be considered a limerick."

Hu Tao, who was beside them, nodded repeatedly: "Exactly, exactly, limericks are so much fun! I'll recite some for you~"

The little girl cleared her throat and then began to recite.

"Daily chores are vexing, better come eat boiled fish!"

"Call friends to eat fish, no need to worry about the weather!"

Qiqi blinked his big eyes. Although he didn't understand the content of the limericks, he still sat quietly beside her, listening intently as Hu Tao recited non-stop.

Venti, who was nearby, was also a little surprised. This was the first time he had heard of limericks.

Although the content of the sentences was a bit nonsensical, they did rhyme very well.

"It's different from the songs that are passed around, but it's certainly very interesting."

"It makes me, a Bard, want to sing along as well."

Ningguang, Beidou, and their group were also amused by Hu Tao's limericks, finding them very entertaining.

Seeing that everyone was interested in limericks, Hu Tao was very happy.

She immediately couldn't help but recite a few more limericks.

It was at this moment that Hu Tao's laughter abruptly stopped, as if she had suddenly remembered something.

"Oh no, oh no, I was so busy singing limericks that I forgot I have important work to finish tonight."

Seeing Hu Tao's anxious expression, Makoto asked, "Hutao, what happened to you? Do you need our help?"

Qiqi, who was beside her, also nodded: "Hu Tao is Qiqi's friend... Qiqi wants to help Hu Tao..."

Qiqi didn't know what he could do for Hu Tao, but he wanted to contribute.

Hu Tao was very pleased to hear this: "Oh? You want to help? That would be great."

"I came out to buy boiled fish and shrimp dumplings this time to find inspiration for my creations."

Makoto raised an eyebrow: "Creative inspiration?"

Hutao nodded repeatedly: "Uh-huh, Grandpa said we need to keep up with the times. Liyue Harbor is constantly changing, and Wangsheng Funeral Parlor needs to change with it."

"And Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's slogan has been around for many years; we need to change to a new one soon."

"I took on the slogan work, but I still have no ideas right now."

Hu Tao was seen stroking her chin, lost in thought.

A moment later, Hu Tao looked up and said happily, "I've got it! I've thought of a new slogan!"

"Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is launching a new event: second tombstone half price, buy more get more, first come, first served."

"Many discounts, great deals, and early reservations can also enjoy a series of thoughtful services!"

After Hu Tao finished speaking, she looked at Makoto and the others, seeking their advice.

"How is it? How is it? I think this is perfect for Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's slogan!"

For a moment, Makoto felt his eyelid twitch.

If Hu Tao's slogan were truly posted at the entrance of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor,

both customers and non-customers alike would probably be speechless.

What does "second tombstone half price" mean?

And what does "early reservations" mean?

"Hutao, I don't think this slogan is appropriate."

Makoto shook his head, stating his opinion.

"Eh? Not appropriate?"

Hutao widened her eyes, very surprised.

"Then, Brother Makoto, what kind of slogan do you think would be good?"

Facing Hu Tao's question, Makoto pondered for a moment and then gave his answer: "May the coffins in the hall gather dust, but may there be no farewells in the human world."

The original saying was 'May the medicine on the shelves gather dust, but may there be no suffering in the human world.'

Makoto made a slight modification, hoping to give Hu Tao some inspiration.

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When I got home yesterday, I was tired and sleepy. To avoid breaking the update streak, I finished a chapter while my eyelids were fighting.

So the content is a bit short, and many things weren't written out. My apologies.

I'll be done with everything by the end of this month, and gradually return to a normal schedule.

Starting next month, there will be at least two updates every day, no less.

Finally, there's one more chapter coming soon.

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I've posted 70+ chapters in advance on Patreon.

Webnovel updates will still be daily, as usual.

It might not seem tempting right nobut who knows what the future holds?

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