Did everyone see yesterday's news?
It was hilarious! I really want to ask the bodyguards responsible for protecting XXXX yesterday: Where is your craftsman's spirit? Shouldn't you have risked your lives, showing the spirit of the "God of Bodyguards" to protect XXXX to death? Is that your craftsman's spirit? Just that? (Fill in the blanks for XXXX yourself)
In ancient times, Ii Naosuke was beheaded; in the present, XXXX has many schemes.
If yesterday's assassin had shouted "Celestial Punishment for the National Traitor," it would have been even more amusing, and I would have called him the "Anti-foreigner Warrior of the Reiwa era."
Assassinating one's own country's political figures truly is a traditional Japanese skill. So, stop saying Ii Naosuke's death was child's play; reality is always more absurd than novels.
XXXX had a beautiful bodyguard who could kill in 0.2 seconds, yet still couldn't stop the assassination. What about Ii Naosuke then?
