"If you want to choose a club, there's the Quidditch Club and the Midnight Movie Society, they're super fun!"
"The window-side seat number 8-A-12 on the 8th floor of the library is the top student throne; during finals week, you need to reserve it two hours in advance."
"See that brown bear statue up ahead? Touching its butt can give you high scores, and blowing air onto its paw and touching it before exams supposedly doubles your chances of passing."
"There's a secret code passed down from Chinese seniors. At the customized dandan noodle window at Reiber Dining Hall, tell that uncle you want six tree lay (Sichuan spicy) with crushed peanuts and less soup, and he'll add a secret sauce for you."
"Freshmen must learn a special password that we call the eight-clap cheer, clapping and stomping while shouting UCLA."
