Monkey netizen: "I think you're freaking insane. Do you really believe that buying all the equipment from countries around the world makes you invincible by combining their strengths? I don't want to end up like you guys, having a thrilling battle to defend the capital."
Kangaroo netizen: "Stop! You all stop it, don't fight anymore! If you tear each other's faces off, how can I be comfortable selling beef to Dragon Country and aluminum to Yingjiang at the same time? This will slow down my money-making speed!"
No one was happier in the world than Yingjiang's netizens.
When they saw this dragonish announcement, even though they couldn't really understand it, they managed to see four words through the scribbled lines:
War, get rich!
After realizing this, many Yingjiang netizens even skipped their zero-dollar shopping sprees at night and instead went crazy with flattering Old Deng.
In just half a day, Old Deng's public approval rating increased by 0.9 percentage points.
