Kaine flew towards what he hoped would be his most fun battle yet. Red Ribbon Headquarters. They had two of the last few dragon balls. I'M SO HYPE TO CATCH A FADE WITH THIS ENTIRE ARMY! He exclaimed while flying towards Commander Red's quarters. He pulled out his staff, seeing incoming helicopters opening fire. POWER POLE EXTEND! He yelled before destroying them. They fired a shower of missiles at him but he dodged every single one.
They mobilized more attack helicopters but the warrior blitzed through each one like a raging phoenix. He made it to ground level and entered the base, began beating down every soldier he saw. Guns didn't even hurt him anymore when he was fully on guard. He dashed forward disarming and discombobulating soldiers in the same breath, switching from fists to staff depending on the amount of enemies. He checked his radar for the 2 dragon balls they had and ran towards them, punching and kicking through each soldier he saw.
After beating down the soldiers he saw a purple haired woman staring at him. The woman was very curvaceous and had a similar body to Mai with a noticibly bigger butt and bigger breasts that looked to be about F cups. Unlike Ranfan she had a smaller bob haircut and a more athletic figure. HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE ASS! Kaine thought in shock. Of course the woman's most prominent feature was her thick thighs and enormous ass that would make even Launch Jealous. SHE MUST DO A LOT OF SQUATS! THAT ASS IS INCREDIBLE! Kaine thought, while checking out the woman before realizing he was just staring. Is he checking me out? Maybe if I let him, he won't kill me. Violet thought quickly, turning around and shaking her well trained ass for the man as he walked up. Wow look at that jiggle! Kaine thought.
Kaine ran up to her and touched her on the shoulder to bend her to his will. Give me the location of Vomi and Gero and raid general red's safe. He ordered. The woman blushed but quickly complied. Yes sir. She said, informing him of their whereabouts. So he is still in the mountains in the north continent area. The warrior thought.
Vomi must have already been turned into an android by Gero. He thought. She knows everything he does and she's just as proficient with RR technology. She could help make me into an android in the future. She could also show me how to merge DNA like she did to become her sexy Majin counterpart. He thought, drifting towards her sexy appearance excitedly. Thanks Colonel Violet. Kaine said. Call me Violet sweetheart. The woman said, tracing a finger across the man's toned body.
I like you. Could you go to my castle taking this plane once you're finished raiding red's vault. He told her, giving her a robot piloted plane in a capsule. Yes sir, she said before running in the opposite direction. The man watched in amazment as the curvy woman's fat ass made clapping sounds from how quick she was running. Oh I'm 5 hundred percent gonna fuck that later. Kaine thought excitedly before continuing to fight.
Kaine continued pummeling through more soldiers. The man picked up two of the soldiers Assault rifles and started going guns blazing, firing everywhere. I've always wanted to do that. The man said looking around at the collapsed soldiers. He cannon balled his way through a window landing like Vegito in fighterz. You're not Commander Red. He said coldly. The commander is safe. If you wish to see him you can, that is in pieces of course. Staff Officer Black responded.
Staff Officer Black. You sure you want to fight the strongest darkskin on this earth? Kaine said challenging the darker skinned man. For the red ribbon army I will! General Black said charging towards the warrior. You're dedicated to the set, I respect that. Kaine thought internally. Fine. The saiyan blocked every hit from the staff officer before kicking him into the wall. DODON RAY! He yelled shooting the yellow beam through the Generals chest, killing the man instantly. The ceiling fell on his head but he stopped it dead in its tracks, punching a hole through it so he wouldn't be crushed.
HAHAHA! Now my goal can fina- what? Commander red walked out of his enclosure and was terrified seeing the warrior who had thwarted his plans numerous times still alive. Boo. Kaine said before shooting a Dodon Ray through his chest. FFFFFFUCK! He yelled, falling to the ground, he looked on his desk to see the picture of the woman he planned to to take over the world with and have more kids with. V- Violet. He croaked out. Kaine walked towards the desk and looked at the picture. Holy shit that's your wife? The man pointed at the frame. What she saw in you I'll never know. S-saw? Commander red repeated through baited breaths.
Yeah, your wife didn't really like you man. She's going to raid your vault as we speak and than she's gonna work for and live with me. I've been on a whole cuckholding journey. Don't fully know why it happens so much but it does. Kaine finished. You bastard, stronger machines will be made and your power will be obsolete. Red grunted out. What the Androids? Maybe I'll augment myself with that type of technology and grow even stronger. Kaine retorted. DDAMN YOUUU!!!!! Commander Red yelled out with his last few breaths before dropping dead. The cucking was hot at first but this is getting too frequent. Kaine said, walking up to the desk.
The powerful saiyan collected the other 2 dragon balls. Only one more, He said before rocketing off towards the last ball.
Elsewhere...
Yamcha, Puar, Launch, Roshi, Oolong, Bulma and Krillin were on they're way to help rescue the saiyan who infiltrated Red Ribbon Headquarters. A plane with a purple haired woman drove past them, looking very similar to the plane the saiyan frequently rode in to get to Kame House.
Why is this bullshit broken again? He muttered angrily looking down at the dragon radar. Kaine! A new voice yelled. His ears perking up upon hearing his name. He looked down, stopping mid flight. He looked down to see his friends gathered at the entrance to the base. Just who I needed. He thought with a smile.
Kaine you're okay? Bulma and Launch both said running up and checking their man for from any bruises. Hey guys I'm good. Kaine said with a big smile on his face. Not a scratch on you kid? Oolong asked? Nope. He replied. I knew you were smart enough not to actually fight them. Yamcha said. Hell nah, I steamrolled them niggas and fleeced them foe 6 dragon balls. HAHAHA! The warrior cackled while opening a pink bag and showing his reaped rewards. WHAT! Yamcha, Roshi and Krillin said before falling over comically. THEIR WHOLE ARMY FELL LIKE DOMINOS! Kaine cackled out once more.
Back at Kame's House…..
Well how am I gonna find it quickly if it's in some creature's mouth? Kaine asked exasperated. You could ask Fortuneteller Baba. Master Roshi said. She has clear voyance and has helped me find anything I've lost. Well how do I find her Master Roshi? Kaine asked. He showed the group a map. Yamcha, Krillin, Puar and Kaine took off in a plane towards their intended target. A while later they stopped in some city. Damn my clothes ripped, I need some new ones. Kaine said. The group waited for an hour and the tailor they found finished making the warrior some new clothes.
After a long period in flight the group found themselves caught in a storm. Or should I say like 10. There was a series of dark tornadoes with red lightning. The entire atmosphere spelled doom. After they left the dark storm clouds Baba's palace was in view. Unfortunately there was a long ass line to seek Baba so Kaine used the past time to think about his next moves.
I could use the dragon balls to wish for all the knowledge Kami has. That should help me figure out how to make my own dragon balls. Then, I can wish for all martial arts knowledge on earth, becoming the ultimate fighter on this planet! He thought. The key to ultimate strength in the man's eyes was versatility of the highest variety. The Saiyan was no longer concerned with the threat of become a great ape as he had learned to control the power to the point where he had control over it but the hardest part was maintaining the state without relying on the moon.
AUGHHHHH! The group heard screaming from the group of men in front of them were outside moments prior, they were hauled out in crutches and wheelchairs. DAYUM. Kaine yelled. They looked like squidward after the sea bear mauled his ass. HAHAHA! Let's go. A ghost said to the fighters, beckoning them inside. Behold! Fortuneteller Baba. The translucent person said. A green orb emerged from the dark and an old lady in a witch outfit sitting atop the ball appeared.
Fortuneteller baba, I ask that you help us find what we are looking for. Kaine said in a respectful tone. Certainly. She replied. But it will cost you a fee. How much. He asked her. 10 milli- DAMN! The well financed Saiyan interrupted. Ma'am I don't think we have that money at the moment. Yamcha said. Kaine's greedy ass had to fight to keep a straight face knowing damn well he had way over 10 B's in his bank account. There are alternate payment methods, she said. What does that mean? Yamcha asked. Follow Baba. She replied.
They followed her deeper into her palace. In order to learn where your Dragon Ball is you must fight 5 of my fighters to win. She explained. How did you know we were looking for the dragon ball? Kaine asked. I've seen your adventures through my crystal ball, along with the 10 B'S YOU HAVE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT! The fortunteller yelled at Kaine. The man fell backwards comically. I..I thought it would be more fun if there was a more fun way. The saiyan explained himself. Uhhh Mrs. Baba, we only have 4 fighters. Yamcha said. I could go retrieve someone if that's okay. Kaine asked. No matter, she said.
Kaine flew to his castle and explained the situation to Mai and brought her with him. We're ready Baba. Kaine said, carrying one of his woman bridal style. Yamcha blushed upon seeing the woman because he still wasn't over his fear of women. Keep your eyes on the right goal Yamcha. Kaine said to him, seeing where his eyes were.
If you can take out all 5 of my fighters I will give you your fortune for free. Baba said. The saiyan smirked. I'm gonna be a spectator on this one. Puar said. It's just us three then Baba. Kaine said. She explained the rules to us.
Yamcha and Krillin were talking a little crazy for the Saiyan's liking and it was scaring him. He remembered Spike the devilman's ability. If he had even an ounce of evil he's dead. I have to avoid the beam at all costs and knock him out. No holds barred. Kaine thought. Krillin decided to fight first and his opponent was Fangs, a vampire. After a bit of tomfoolery and rage bait from the pale man Krillin got smacked into the water. Kaine had to turn his head so he wouldn't laugh. The lil nigga got footballed into the water and it made a little bloop sound when he got knocked in. After that buffonery they sent in Mai and Puar. Before we left the castle Kaine told Mai to eat a lot of garlic and to not brush her teeth. Puar baited the man and then transformed into a porcupine and Mai finished him off by hitting him into the water.
Yamcha was up next fighting the invisible man. Yes, the invisible man. Yamcha was getting his ass beat by thin air and It was pretty funny to watch for Kaine. Yo this nigga look like he fighting demons bruh. Kaine chuckled to himself. Krillin had a plan and told Kaine to get Master Roshi and Bulma so he obliged. The saiyan flew back with his Girlfriend and his master. ROSHI! LOOK AT BULMAS BIG TITS! He yelled. He flashed Bulma's big tits to Master Roshi, groping the pillows for the hermit to see, making him bleed from his nose all over the invisible man, thus, making him visible. Yamcha was no longer nerfed by bad ping and beat the dogshit out of his opponent. The group changed scenery for the 3rd match. Baba took the saiyan to a different place first to test his reflexes. He watched Yamcha take on a mummy named bandages in the devil's toilet. And lemme just say that name reeks horrendously.
Yamcha almost fell but made it back up. This was called Dragon Ball and not the Yamcha story unfortunately and bandages lowkey treated this nigga, but it was just bait. The desert bandit almost knocked him off again but the bandaged booty bandit was spider man and used his bandages to sling himself back up to the platform. Puar made a temporary sub in while Yamcha was getting his back broken bane style. He couldn't do much and Bandages hit Yamcha off the edge. Kaine saved him with the power pole. It's my turn toilet paper man. Kaine said.
The mummy was terrified as the Saiyan had 0 openings in his defenses. Why is that mummy so nervous? Krillin asked. Kaine has not openings in his stance for him to exploit, given how the boy fights he'll likley never find them. Roshi said sagley. Kaine let Bandages punch him a few times unflinching from his position. Tch. I almost felt that one. Kaine said confidently. The saiyan landed a devastating blow to his gut rendering the undead creature unconscious. Your next opponent is Spike. Baba said. I can't make any errors or I'm dead. Kaine thought.
The warrior closed the distance between him and the devilman quickly. Ending the fight in 3 blows. One to his gut, hitting him into the air. A kick to his chin, sending him high into the air before charging one last ki encased punch. KONG KNOCKOUT! Kaine yelled. The last punch sent the devil into the wall, unconcious. WHO IS NEXT? Kaine yelled in a battle craving tone. He knew in his mind who the last fighter was. I KNOW THATS NOT WHO I THINK IT IS! Kaine thought excitedly. The masked fighter requested a change of scenery so they moved the match outside.
The fight began and the young warrior and the old fighter clashed. Gohan had definitely gotten stronger. Otherworld training helped him surpass Roshi. His undead body made it harder to bring the old man down as his stamina was infinitely replenishing. Unfortunately the old man was still not even half as strong as his grandson had become. He tried to use his tail but it had become used to all the trauma from his own training and the years of training with him. Kaine stepped back.
How's heaven been old man, He said during their exchange. The old man soon surrendered. He took his mask off. GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Kaine said breaking down crying and giving the old man a hug. You have come a long way, Kaine. I am so proud of you. Gohan said. The warrior tried with all his might but could not bring himself to not cry at the sight of his Grandpa, the closest thing he had to a family member infront of him.
Baba gave them the last location of the dragon ball. Turns out it was locked in a box back at his castle. Sorry I forgot to tell you , Kaine. Mai said, laughing nervously. Damnit Mai. The saiyan said exasperatedly. Oh well. I'm going home y'all. I'll see you later. He said flying away with Mai in an aircraft.