The strongest pirate and his harem *ahem* crew took off towards whole cake island, home of the sea empress Big Mom. The ship came to a complete stop and the saiyan pulled out the 7 dragon balls once again. ARISE KEVIN! Kaine yelled. Lightning struck the balls and the dragon emerged. STATE YOUR WISH MY CREATOR! The dragon bellowed. KEVIN! RETURN BIG MOM'S BODY TO ITS PRIME! Kaine asked. IT SHALL BE! The dragon bellowed, eyes glowing. FOR MY SECOND WISH! SPLIT SHYARLY'S TAIL! He requested. IT SHALL BE! Kevin bellowed. That'll be all Kevin! Kaine said. FAREWELL! Kevin bellowed one last time before receding into the dragon balls.
Everygirl aboard the ship looked over at Madam Shyarly who began glowing. Her tail split and and once the glow ended, thick watery long legs took their place. The woman took a second to regain her balance on two new appendages that weren't supposed to sprout for another year. I have my legs! The woman gasped, shocked.
AND DAMN GOOD ONES TOO! Kaine said outloud. Now having legs the woman reminded the saiyan even more of the chakra goddess from her pale skin to her tones stomach, thick thighs, bubble butt and Ginormous breasts.
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The woman blushed, realising how breezy it felt in her nether reigons. I appreciate the view Shyarly but I think you should get a skirt to cover this. Kaine spoke before shooting a clothes beam at the woman that gave her a skirt very similar to Robin's. I didn't know dragons that size existed, and ones that can grant wishes! Ginrummy spoke, shocked. Yeah you're full of magic! Why not just wish for the government to bend to your will? Nami asked. Because it wouldn't be fun that way. The man said with a smile. Charlotte Lin Lin, I'm coming for your fine ass. Kaine thought with a mischievous smile.
Elsewhere.....
Big mom was in the middle of plotting a marriage between her son Katakuri and Reiju Vinsmoke to seize the Germa 66 army. Mother your glowing! Katakuri said, in shock. Many of Charlotte Lin Lin's children that were in the room looked on as the woman's began to glow. Her body grew slimmer. I-I'm young again! The Pirate Sea empress spoke, sounding much younger and more lady-like. HAHAHAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! The big woman laughed.
After an hour of travel the Lord Pirates descended on whole cake Island. Many inhabitants recognizing the giant red galleon ship and flag scrambled in fear. Stay here. I gotta go show Big Mom why I'm not regular. The saiyan said as he jumped from his ship onto the Island. So nonchalant. Robin spoke with a blush. Yeah. The other 7 girls sighed.
Nearby members of the Charlotte family including Katakuri who was just about to depart for a mission spotted the commotion and the giant ship. He's here. Katakuri spoke as sweat decorated his brow. The saiyan flared his raw power, causing the entirety of totto land to shake violently. Multiple chess soldiers mobilized and charged towards the saiyan. The saiyan looked at the short large nosed creatures dressed like chess pieces and lost all composure.
WHAT THE FUCK! HAHAHA! Kaine busted out laughing seeing the lil niggas run towards him, spears in hands. The first one tried to attack him but the saiyan grabbed him by his head and torpedoed his ass like tom brady through the rest of the chess soldiers. The sheer force of the throw rattled all the houses in a mile radius. The saiyan looked over to see a familiar face standing atop a nearby house. Katakuri, the 1 billion bounty man. Kaine said before looking towards the redhead. Lord Kaine, holder of the highest bounty. Katakuri spoke.
I don't want no trouble Katakuri, I just wanna ban- I mean talk to your mom. The man said. Speak of the devil. The man said, hearing loud footsteps and looking up to see a much younger and more sexy looking version of big mom. What are you doing on my Island, Kaine. Charlotte Lin Lin spoke, boasting a new confidence due to her youthful appearance. I see you got younger and sexier. Kaine spoke with a smirk on his face.
Huh? What was that? Big mom smirked with a blush on her face. Let me reach your size so you can hear me better. The man spoke before using his gum gum powers to reach the height 29 feet tall. Huh? You can grow big? I've never heard of such a devil fruit ability the woman said, blushing. It's not a devil fruit power the man said, noticing the woman's eyes wandering down to his body.
Big mom had been with many men in her lifetime but none of them made her heart skip a beat at first sight like this. When she heard the emperor over the phone she assumed he was just another annoying pirate that had been lucky enough to live to adulthood but what stood in front of her was a real man. The woman's lust was never as prominent as her gluttony but it was still there and right now it was burning brighter than any desire the woman had for a delicious sweets.
How about this Lin Lin. The woman's ears perked up at the man who dared to speak her name without fear. How about you and I join forces for good. We take down Kaido and Shanks and then take down the world government. The idea excited the woman, think about it, total freedom to do whatever you want. Eat what you want. Marry whoever you want. The man said tilting the woman's chin to his face.
You and that plan sound more tasty than any sweet I've had. Big mom said with a dark blush. Although I understand if you don't want t- The saiyan was interrupted as the woman pulled him by his coat towards her and took him in a powerful tounge kiss. Please join me, I'll give you whatever you want in return. The woman said, licking her lips and making her huge breasts wobble. Lin lin grabbed the man's hand and pulled in down to her huge ass. Many onlookers blushed and looked away. DAMN SHE'S OVERLY CAKED UP! Kaine thought excitedly.
The saiyan was entranced by the woman's alure. Just like Hancock the woman was heartthrob with a tall stature and a voluptuous body to die for.
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WE HAVE A DEAL! Kaine said in a much more enthusiastic tone. The saiyan followed Big Mom inside her castle and the man discussed his own plan. I have the power to hypnotize people and I can manipulate the Vin smoke family without a need for your son to marry Reiju. Kaine suggested. Hmm did you use this hypnosis on me then? The woman asked playfully. No, I'm just handsome. The man spoke, leaning his head to the side playfully. The woman began blushing again. You're bold and I like it. But I still wanna see this ability in action. Lin Lin asked. I can do that. The man looked at Katakuri.
The 2nd son of big mom used observation haki to look into the future but all the man saw was himself attacking his mother. What? Katakuri said outloud. Hey Katakuri. The man looked up into the man's eyes that were glowing with the sharingan. Attack your ma. The man ordered. Katakuri suddenly sprang towards Big Mom, hands covered in advanced armament haki. The saiyan quickly swatted the man to the ground with an enlarged hand before releasing the genjutsu. Wh-what just happened. Katakuri said, getting up on steady feet. It's been a long time since anyone's landed a hit on my 2nd son. Big mom said, impressed. That's cause I'm not like anyone you've met. Not even Roger or Kaido. Kaine spoke. You can go now Katakuri, Mama wants some alone time with her new husband. The woman spoke, hugging the man's arm to her breasts.
The 1 billion berry man reluctantly walked out with a slightly clenched fist. I don't trust him mother. The man said walking out. It's not like you have to Katakuri, you're not the one who's gonna conquer the world anyways so it doesn't matter. Kaine spoke, ragebaiting the man. I don't have such foolish Ideals. Katakuri said with an annoyed tone. KATAKURI! Big mom yelled in disappointment. I guess having good observation haki gave you big head huh Katakuri. The man teased further. I know a lot more about this world than you and I don't speak metaphorically. One constant though is if you got a problem than fight about it. The man spoke with a serious tone from his chair.
The ragebait worked as intended as the mochi man turned around and looked at the man with an annoyed face. I find it strange that you can earn the trust of my mother upon entry. Katakuri admitted. The saiyan reverted to his normal size and teleported in front of the man faster than he could register. Do something about it then. The mochi man activated armament haki and on his arms and tried to punch the saiyan.
Using observation haki, the saiyan blocked every single attack from Katakuri with ease and retaliated with a harder and quicker punch to the gut that the mochi man couldn't react to. AUGH!! Katakuri screamed, being flung into a pillar. The saiyan materialized his zanpakuto in his hand and summoned haki within it. Using Observation haki, the 2nd son of big mom saw the man shooting a projectile from his sword towards him and dodged left. The saiyan's own almighty had already seen the outcome and slashed left instead. The attack left a deep gash on Katakuri but he persisted. I WONT LOSE! He screamed. Using observation haki the saiyan saw Katakuri's incoming barrage of techniques. The man blocked every attack effortlessly. In the middle of his assualt, the saiyan landed another slash on Katakuri, creating an x shaped gash on his body.
The saiyan pointed his blade at Katakuri. Try dodging this. Kaine said. CONQUERERS TECHNIQUE: SEN NO KAKERA! (1000 Fragments) Hundreds of afterimages appeared all around Katakuri, each landing 10 powerful slashes across his body. When the storm of afterimages cleared, the saiyan remained in the exact same position he was before the attack started. AUGHHHH!! 1000 slashes marks illuminated the son's body before he suddenly disappeared into ash, creating a sonic boom in the castle.
Sorry about that Lin Lin. Kaine spoke. It's okay. I'm sure you'll give me a much stronger child. Big mom spoke with a grin and a blush, beginning to pull down her already low neckline. Not even an hour as a young woman again and you're already ovulating again. Kaine spoke teasingly. I'm craving something Scrumptious and it isn't sweets. The woman said with a lecherous grin. At least save yourself until I'm finished conquering the planet. The saiyan spoke again teasingly. Mmmmh Okay. The woman spoke reluctantly.
Word spread worldwide that Big Mom had teamed up with Lord Kaine. The government and the rest of the world became on edge with the alliance. In only a few days after reemerging the man had already caused chaos. Freeing Dressrosa from the apparent tyranny of the Don Quixote family, Freeing children from the Lab of the dangerous pirate Scientist, Ceasar, killing him in the process as well as Smoker and the G5 Marines. The agreement with Vinsmoke Judge changed to having his daughter, Vinsmoke Reiju marry Kaine. The man agreed with more enthusiasm at the prospect that he would gain of not just one but TWO of the emperors of the sea.
Unknown to the Judge at that time he would be backdoored by the two who killed him along with Niji, Ichiji and Yonji, leaving only Reiju alive. The two emperors now had control over Germa 66 and the man had another Wife in the form of Reiju who was quickly taking interest in him just as much as he was in her.
Now for the next part of this plan. WANO! Kaine spoke. My ships a lot bigger than yours, come with me and my wives to Wano? That is, if you wanna be apart of my crew. The man let the idea hang in the air. Of course. I trust my children can keep this country safe in my absence, but when we take care of everything, I want you to breed me till your balls are empty. Lin Lin whispered in his ear. Oh I will. The man whispered back. I hope she's not the only one you plan to give children to. Reiju said, tracing a finger across the man's chiseled chest.
Sanji's older sister was a curvaceous pink haired woman that was genetically modified but unlike her younger brothers excluding Sanji she retained her emotions which added a charm to her sexy appearance the man liked. Like his other modified wife, 18, the woman was sporting an impressive J cup bust with an enormous bubble butt.
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The two joined the rest of the man's harem, I mean crew and boarded the Grand Nobunaga to set off towards Wano. Kaine decided to give the king of the beasts a call via one of big mom's transponder snails, knowing well that the government had it wire tapped. Who is this? Kaido spoke. This Lord Kaine, future pirate king of the entire world! Kaine spoke enthusiastically. OH YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT BRAT? Kaido yelled. IM GONNA KILL YOU! Kaine yelled back. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM COMING TO WANO VERY SOON! I DO NOT PLAY ABOUT THIS BOASTING SHIT NEITHER! IM SERIOUS! The saiyan screamed. The man promptly ended communication.
That Punk. I hate to admit but he might actually have what it takes to end my pitiful existence. If he disappoints, THEN ALL LAY WASTE TO ALL HE HOLDS DEAR! Kaido screamed.
A day later...
The saiyan and his harem made their way to the land of Wano. The ship hovered above the town of kuri. Stay up here. It's safer and you'll be able to watch a spectacle. The saiyan spoke to his women. The man jumped down from his ship to the ground. The numerous citizens looked in awe at the man's foreign appearance.
SHOGUN OROCHI! IM GONNA KILL YOU! The saiyan screamed. Many nearby ninja hearing the blatant death threat towards the shogun ran towards the man, drawing their blades for intimidation. HEY! DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE SHOGUN AGAIN OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED! One of the elite ninja guard bellowed. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! The saiyan waved his hand forward, freezing the men solid. Kaine glared, shattering the ice cube statues with his ki.
Many Sumo and Ninja arrived to challenge the men but were swiftly knocked out, burned to ash, frozen solid, or squished by a giant fist.
Elsewhere.....
LORD OROCHI A FOREIGNER IS CAUSING CHAOS IN KURI! HE'S ALREADY DEFEATED SOME OF OUR TOP MEN AND HE KEEPS SCREAMING ABOUT WANTING TO KILL YOU! Fukurokujo yelled in fear. HE WOULDN'T DARE! I HAVE KAIDO WITH M- BOOOM! A large explosion rang out right next to the two as the top floor of the man's palace in Flower Capital.
What if Kaido weren't here to help you? A voice spoke ominously from the now bigger window created by the voice. AHHHHH! WHO ARE YOU? Orochi screamed out, stumbling backwards. I'm consequences, you old fuck. Kaine spoke. WHAT DO YOU WANT! The man spoke, transforming into his 8 headed snake form, trying to intimidate the pirate. I've come to conquer this country and kill its current leaders. Well I should probably just say leader and you. Kaine mocked. WHAT DID YOU SAY! The snakeman yelled, saliva hitting the saiyan in the face.
You nasty bitch. Kaine said before punching the creature in its stomach with devastating force, making it revert back to a regular man. AUGHHH! The shogun screamed. Fear, strength, cunning and intelligence were your greatest weapons. Yet you stand on the floor before me. Do you know why that is? The saiyan spoke cryptically. You're making a big mistake. Kaido will kill y- Kaido will try and fail terribly. Kaine interrupted. You live under a rock so I'll put it in simple terms. I'm a pirate just like Kaido. His bounty to the world government is 4.6 Billion Berries. Mine is 15 Billion. The man spoke, holding up wanted posters of him and the captain of the beast pirates. WHAT! THERES STRONGER PIRATES OUT THERE? The asked terrified. Probably like one or two but any of them could train for another lifetime and still be nowhere near as strong as me. I've discovered all this worlds secrets, and many more beyond it. My strength alone is why they gave me the highest bounty. The man finished.
No, that can't be. That would mean- That your stupid revenge story is insignificant and pointless. Because I was always going to this planet and take over this world. The saiyan added. Planet? You came from the lands above? The man asked. I don't respect you enough to tell you any of that. Kaine said, promptly standing up and lifting the old man up with him. HYAH! The man yelled, punching a hole through his chest. AUGH! NOOO PLEASE! I CAN SERVE YOU! The shogun spoke in pain as a black mist covered his being. Seconds later, the man's devil fruit abilites were now the saiyans. And let you backdoor another ruler? You've seen enough of this world old man. It's time to rest! The saiyan said, pulling his arm out of the shogun.
AHHH! LORD OROCHI! The long headed right hand man of the shogun yelled in fear. Kaine looked at him and shot him in the heart with a light beam, killing him instantly. Long ass head. The man insulted. PEOPLE OF WANO! I HAVE LIBERATED YOU FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE SHOGUN OROCHI! IF YOU WISH TO SEIZE POWER FROM ME YOUR NEW RULER THAN FIGHT ME ABOUT IT! The man's smoke dreams were heard as the Kyoshiro family rushed towards the man from behind. Onlookers watched as the man effortlessly beat every single one of them with raw strength and magic they hadn't seen before. I WONT LET A TYRANT GET REPLACED BY ANOTHER ONE! Denjiro yelled. Kaine caught the man's blade with his hand. The era of the Kouzuki clan is dead. The saiyan spoke, before shooting the man in the head with a gun the same way oden was shot. NINJA GUARD! CLEAN THIS SHIT UP! The man yelled. The fearful ninja promptly went to work, cleaning up the mess the man caused.
Hey don't touch the bodies I can take care of it. The man spoke, the man promptly extended his blade towards the corpses, reducing them to small particles of ash. The saiyan flew away to onigashima, diving towards the ground in similar fashion to how he did earlier, shocking the beast pirates. The powerful conqueror stood up slowly, flaring his haki in an upwards pillar to alert all that could feel it. KAIDO! THE LAND OF WANO! BELONGS TO ME! The saiyan screamed.
Elsewhere.....
This Haki, It's stronger than anything I've ever felt! Kaido bellowed. The king of the beasts had battled many strong people in his lifetime. Kozuki Oden, Red Haired Shanks, Top Admirals and Yonko alike that the Saiyan had defeated. Perhaps it would be the beast king that would fall today.
Several beast pirates rushed to the scene, sensing the haki. A group led by Jack charged the saiyan, lifting their weapons to attack. The saiyan drew his sword. You're in the way. The saiyan said. The man expertly slashed through each one. Jack, one of Kaido's all stars stepped forward to slash the man but his blades shattered upon contact with the conqueror's zanpakuto as it ran its way through the mammoth man. A black mist engulfed the former beast pirate and receded from him back into the saiyan as he stepped over Jack's dead body.
The clouds in the sky darkened and stuck lightning and a giant blue serpent descended from them. ORAORAORAORA! The giant beast laughed weirdly. KAIDO! Kaine yelled. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BECOME A MYTHICAL BEAST! INCASE YOU WEREN'T AWARE! I TOOK ADMIRAL SENGOKUS POWERS TOO THAT DAY! The saiyan flared his haki, growing in size and becoming a giant golden budda statue with 1000 hands.
BLAST BREATH! The azure dragon yelled before blasting out firey breath towards the saiyan. Kaine emitted shockwaves that put the fires out and replled the beast. AUGHHHH!!! Kaido, thinking sagely transformed into his hybrid state to combat the giant Buddha. HAAAAHH!! The blue scaled ogre charged towards the golden man. GUM GUM GOLDEN SHOWER! NO R KELLY! The saiyan screamed. In similar fashion to the ancestor of the uchiha he was promptly pummeled by thousands of fists, this time they were more rubbry and cartoonish in nature. AUGHHHHHHHH!!! The attack did devastating damage inside and out to the strongest creature. The attack left a cartoonish cloud with fists and frying pans flying everywhere.
When the smoke cleared there was a huge crater and at it's center stood an unconscious Kaido that was battered and beaten, covered in blood. Though unconscious, the man was still coughing up blood. The saiyan shrunk back to his normal size. The man promptly absorbed the Yonko's devil powers to make his own. KAIDO LOST? The intercom yelled in shock. The saiyan flew into the air and used chakra to make the entire region hear his voice.
WANO! KAIDO HAS BEEN DEFEATED! THIS COUNTRY! IS FREE! Kaine yelled. Cheers and bellows rang out throughout the whole country. NO THIS CANT BE! King and Queen yelled. The saiyan promptly killed them both and took Queen and King's devil powers. The saiyan turned into an azure dragon and flew to where Yamoto was, sensing his strong haki presence. You defeated Kaido? Yamato asked in shocked. Yeah, and DAMN SHES YAMMED THE FUCK UP! The saiyan thought inwardly.
Even though he identified as a man Yamato was biologically a woman and a very voluptuous and well endowed one. Despite being an insane height of 8 foot 8 the woman had a goddess physique complete with thick thighs, wide hips, a huge bubble butt and humongous K cup breasts.
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Yeah, and wow you're really sexy. Are you actually related to Kaido? The saiyan asked. Oh, uhh I appreciate your compliment but you know I'm a man don't you. Yamato said with a blush. Why be a man with a gorgeous womanly body like this? The man said, groping the woman's breasts without hesitation. I'd make you a very happy wife. The man said, growing to the woman's height, giving her a better view of his body.
Oh, uh well I'd love to but that bastard Kaido put these explosive restraints on m- The saiyan promptly used ryuo haki to remove the restraints, throwing them several yards away before they exploded. Ah! They're gone. You got rid of my restraints! Thank you!!! Yamato said before hugging the man to her huge breasts with enthusiasm.
Wow they're so soft in squishy. The man said in a muffled voice. Oh! I'm sorry. The woman said, realizing she had the man they're a lot longer than she intended. No I loved it! Anyway, you wanna join my crew now? After I get the ponaglyph I'm gonna find the final Island with the one piece. Just like Roger and Oden! The man said with a bright smile. YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES! The woman said, excitedly hugging to the man to her again with a laugh.
The two went back to the man's ship and he promptly introduced the rest of the crew to Yamato. You defeated Kaido and took his Devil Fruit powers? Lin Lin asked in shock. Amazing. He was said to be one of the strongest creatures on earth! Robin added in shock. No creature on this planets strong as me baby. The man said with confidence, making the woman blush.
The Lord Pirates promptly made their way to the Ponaglyph of Wano and Robin Deciphered it.
Elsewhere with the world government.....
This is terrible! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST? One of the 5 elders yelled. HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE THE DEVIL FRUIT POWERS OF MULTIPLE PEOPLE! AND HE HAS A PIRATE SHIP FASTER THAN ANY NAVY VESSEL EVER SEEN! HE'S JOINED FORCES WITH BIG MOM AND WAS SEEN USING ADMIRAL SENGOKU'S MYTHICAL ZOAN POWERS ALONG WITH MANY OTHERS AMONG THE DECEASED AT THE MARINEFORD MASSACARE!
GREAT ELDERS! YOU MUST SEE THIS! An underling Marine spoke. The marine pulled out a transponder snail and it broadcasted something happening out at Amazon Lily. The marines abolished the 7 warlords days prior after a meeting in mariejois that wasn't supposed to happen till much later but was moved ahead once the strongest pirate began making moves in the world again.
Hancock and the rest of Amazon Lily were about to be raided by a large fleet of Navy Ship when out of nowhere they were suddenly halted by violent tremors that sent many of there ships overboard. WHAT WAS THAT! A giant red galleon ship flew down from the sky. IS THAT THING FLYING? Saturn yelled. A lone pirate emerged from the ship. HAHAHAHA! The saiyan cackled while jumping to the ground. GUM GUM HELL RAIN! The saiyan yelled. Multiple rubberfists incased in fire destroyed multiple navy ships. ITS LORD KAINE! A Marine screamed. Naval ships that still stood directed all their cannon fire on the man.
Every single bullet went through the saiyan as blue fire was left behind. THAT WONT WORK! The man yelled. The man's hand grew to insane proportions and was covered by a white forcefield. JOYBOY AND NEWGATE STYLE: GUM GUM GRAND SLAM! The giant fist sunk more of the naval ships, dwindling their forces tremendously. HE KNOWS WHO JOYBOY IS? JUST WHO IS HE! Ju Peter spoke. And he's using multiple devil powers in tandem. IT CAN'T BE! HE'S AWAKENED HIS MYTHICAL ZOAN POWERS AS WELL! NIKA! Saturn spoke again.
The saiyan bounced on the water as if it was a trampoline park. THIS IS AWESOME! Kaine laughed. FANTASTIC! The man screamed before jumping into the air with inflated elastic body, similar to that of an elastic superhero. Kaine jumped from ship to ship, destroying each of them while as free as a bird. One of the last ship tried to fire their last cannon ball at the man but he grabbed the rubberized water and used it as a wall. It caught the cannon ball and sent it back to its sender. The last ship tried to flee. NAH NAH! GET OVER HERE! The man grabbed the ship with his outstretched hand and jumped into the air, gaining phoenix wings like marco. The man flew high into the air, covering the ship in his wings and flying straight back down, spinning rapidly. IMMORTAL REVERSE LOTUS! The attack destroyed the final ship and the man landed in the water.
Phew. That was awesome! The man said, swimming around in the water. HES SWIMMING? Saturn yelled, shocked. Kaine suddenly floated above the water. Joyboy. Imu spoke out. GREAT IMU SIR! The 5 Elders bowed, being in such close presence to the highest power. Red light beam suddenly rained all across Amazon Lily. NOT ON MY WATCH IMU!!!! The saiyan screamed. The warrior dashed at imperceptible speeds, turning into an azure dragon and activating a lightning cloak. The man blocked every beam of light before they could reach the ground.
IMU! AMAZON LILY IS MY TERRITORY! GOVERNMENT OR NOT! YOU WILL NOT FUCK UP THE FREEDOM! Imu visibly stepped back in fear. What?