Kaine was at capsule corp training in the gravity Chamber when Bulma informed him that someone was outside. The saiyan stepped outside and a strange group of individuals claiming to be the galactic patrol were outside. Excuse me what are yall doing outside my house? Kaine asked. Good morning Mister Kaine. One of the servants said walking by. Good Morning. He responded.
Kaine? The Emperor Kaine? A blue man asked, shocked. Excuse me but I need you to come with us. He said. Uhh why? The saiyan asked. Everything will be explained on the ship. Jaco spoke up. Oh what's good little guy. Jaco Right? Kaine said. I am a super elite! Not a little guy! Jaco said frustratedly. Whatever you say little guy. I like Adventures. So long as I am not being kidnapped I will join yall. The saiyan said with a smile. Hell yeah baby. IT'S THE MORO ARC! Kaine thought.
The emperor and the patrolman flew to the super elite headquarters for the galactic patrol. Sooo what's your name? Kaine asked, looking at the blue man. As our number one elite agent, Merus here manages 104 sectors. Another man spoke. That's a few more than me even. Jaco spoke. So how many more is a few? I asked. About 101 more. Jaco said downcast. Right.. The saiyan said sarcastically.
Due to our negligence a dastardly criminal has broken out of galactic prison. Merus said. To recapture this villain we require assistance from a certain individual. He added. Galactic Jail huh. That shit gotta be worse than hell. Niggas will have 3 dicks and say "don't run" Kaine said, thinking out loud. That's just disgusting. Jaco replied. Ion know what's in that prison DO YOU? The saiyan asked, raising an eyebrow at Jaco.
We require the aid of someone with strength even greater than that of the Grand Supreme Kai. Since you defeated Majin Buu who absorbed the Grand Supreme Kai, you are our last hope to stop him. Merus finished. Holy shit this is perfect. Using the memories and magical abilities of the grand supreme kai I can counter Moro's Absorption Magic. The saiyan thought.
Flashback...
The saiyan was getting trained in techniques by the supreme kai shin after loosing a bet. So you're wife. When she ate Majin Buu's lower half. She gained all his abilities. How did you gain them? Shin asked, watching as the saiyan turned a blade of grass into a brisket sandwich. Now shin, you know what type of man I am. I'm not pure and I have my own set of dragon balls. Kaine said. Yes? Shin replied. So let's say I wished for the ability to gain the power and ability of any woman I layed with. Oh my. Shin sighed, putting his hand on his face.
HOW UNCOUTH! USING THE DRAGON BALLS FOR SUCH A THING! Elder Kai yelled. YOU'RE READING A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE FROM MASTER ROSHI AS WE SPEAK! YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT ME HAVING A HAREM BENIFETS ME IN MORE THAN ONE WAY! Kaine yelled back. YOU STILL OWE ME! Elder kai yelled. I HAVE 2 PORNOS FILMED WITH 4 DIFFERENT WOMEN! YOU AINT KISSING MY WOMEN THOUGH! The saiyan replied swiftly. I would like to apologize. Elder Kai spoke much more politely.
Merus told the story of how Moro was sealed away 10 million years ago by the Grand Supreme Kai who sealed his god power away in the process. He was gonna be given the death sentence but nobody could kill him so they gave him life in prison instead. That old coot's over 10 million years old still tryna get free? And succeeded? That's commitment. Kaine said with a smirk of admiration.
Anyway can I kill him on sight because I don't want that motherfucker trying to wreak havoc on any of the planets my loved ones live on. Kaine asked with a serious look on his face. Only If necessary, but It won't be easy assuming he managed to regain his magic upon his escape. Merus said. Alright. I'll hunt your guy. Kaine said.
That's wonderful, if you'll come this way, the galactic king is waiting to hold the induction ceremony. Oh shit octopus man. Kaine said out loud. I am no Octopus. The Galactic King replied. My bad King. Kaine apologized. AHEM! This induction concerns Emperor Son Kaine. You two are herby appointed as a special member of the galactic patrol. Your tenure lasts until the escaped prisoner Moro is recaptured, you will be immediately dismissed if you are found abusing your authority. The galactic King announced. No promises. Kaine said with a flat expression. Well I tried. The king said downcast, fully aware of the power the man held along with his army. No innocents will be hurt though. I can promise that. The saiyan reaffirmed.
Check it out Kaine! I got an official uniform just for you! Jaco said excitedly. No. Ion wanna wear that. Kaine replied coldly. I can put on something and you can write your galactic patrol emblem on it. Kaine said. The man changed his outfit to a black button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a white vest and some black slacks. Her wore a gold watch on his right wrist. Hey you can put the symbol on this side. Kaine said, pointing to the left side that wasn't adorned with any symbols. He drew on the symbol. It looks weird but kinda cool! Kaine said.
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Are you sure you wanna fight in that suit? Jaco asked, concerned. Look at my shoes brother Jaco. The saiyan pointed to his black loafers. If that old bastard creases them shits I will obliterate his ass like I did frieza, twice. Kaine said seriously. Jaco, remembering how the saiyan destroyed frieza on earth trembled but was reaffirmed. Okay! The super elite said with a nervous smile.
Anyway. Congrats on your induction! Jaco said enthusiastically. Thanks Little Guy. Kaine said. I'm NOT A LITTLE GUY! Jaco yelled frustrated. The galactic patrolman tried to show the saiyan some victory poses but he was distracted by the nearby commotion. Apparently there were some space thugs that kept stealing shit and Kaine wanted to see what Merus could do so he followed him.
Apparently the thugs in question were stealing Blue Arum. A valuable space fuel. Merus jumped on the train and he and one of the thugs had a Mexican stand off. The thug threw his gun in between the train cars to make it explode, creating a large explosion on the bridge and separating the cars. They escaped but Merus focused on retrieving the Blue Arum. He asked Jaco for a retrieval and he flew down. Merus quickly leapt away at a speed that made him almost leave the saiyan's line of sight.
He's definitely not mortal. Kaine thought. He stopped the train but the thugs tried to make their getaway. The saiyan leapt onto the front window of their ship like a fucking fly. WHAT THE HECK! They yelled. Step out of the vehicle before I use FORCE! Kaine yelled. He can fly? No Fair! One of them said, They stopped their vessel and flew back down. Brother Merus. I caught these guys. Kaine announced. I appreciate the assistance. Merus said. So you sabotaged the ship? Nice. Kaine said, looking at Merus. He had a slightly shocked look on his face. Oh well yeah. He said, flustered.
I'm on to you motherfucka. Kaine said, staring at the Angel who went about his business like a normal man in the police force of Miami Metro. Not walking but gliding like a fucking lizard on Ice.
After that the three put the thugs in a cell together. I suppose you couldn't take Moro Yourself seeing as you held back in that last mission. Kaine said from behind Merus. I may be in the galactic Patrol but Moro's in a league of his own. Moro's power knows no limits. Merus said. So he can get stronger huh? Kaine asked. Yes, and if we don't capture him soon he could become too strong. Merus replied. The galactic patrolman flying the ship got a report from another squad that has a lock on Moro's location. Nice about time. Kaine said.
Let me do a search. The saiyan closed his eyes and searched for the evil goat's energy. When he found it he saw the frail evil creature look at him. OH SHIT! HE KNOWS! Kaine yelled. What is it Kaine? Merus asked. Moro sensed that I was searching for him. The saiyan replied. What did the Ki feel like Kaine? Merus asked. It felt like a graveyard of souls trapped in dead bodies. It's like thousands of dead people were screaming at me. Kaine said, disgusted, remembering the feeling.
It reminded him of Janemba's ki but unlike his these felt more like actual souls and not evil energy. Moro is known for absorbing the life energy of planets and turning it into his own power, in that sense his very energy is the mass of slaughtered souls. Its just like my ability but the souls aren't stripped of the energy and sent to otherworld, they just become apart of his being. Kaine thought. Shit he's going towards Namek. Kaine said out loud.
WHAT! Jaco said shocked. If he's as old as you say he is, he's probably very weak and is trying to become young again with the dragon balls of namek. So the myths are true. One of the thugs said. OOHHH I wish you would try to go for those orbs! Kaine said with a challenging tone. The thug backed up in fear, seeing that the galactic patrolman was not only Emperor Kaine, but he had some loafers on. This is far worse than I imagined. Merus said. Yeah I know. Kaine replied.