[PARADISE PRINCESSES - PRIVATE]
[09:02 AM]
Maddie:roll call. who survived last night
Priya:barely
Yuki:my feet are filing a lawsuit
Gianna:I'm still full. the catering was a religious experience
Zara:three separate gossip channels have already posted "inside the most exclusive birthday on the island" with zero actual photos. we starved the vultures. proud of us
Natasha:can we talk about the birthday girl
Natasha:because I have QUESTIONS
Maddie:oh you mean the birthday girl who took one look at her presents, saw a midnight PcLaren, and ABANDONED HER OWN PARTY
Priya:LMAO she really left
Zara:if she wanted a car reveal that badly she could've called us. Preston Media does beautiful unveilings. we'd have given her a drone shot
Yuki:no goodbye. no speech. taillights.
Gianna:we didn't know you liked cars that much babe?? you could've said something?? we'd have gotten you keychains??
Clara:In her defense, it was a very beautiful machine.
