Houseguests?
Goblin houseguests?
System, this has to be a joke!
[I wish it were. But this is the story path you have unlocked thanks to your choices. Have you not learned that all of our choices lead to different paths?]
Choices? Like what?
[I don't have time to get meta with the game. Later. For now, understand that your decision to be civil to the goblins unlocked this path.]
Great, so no good deed goes unpunished?
[Think of it as unexpected rewards. We don't always see how the dots connect.]
Great. So, this new challenge brings new headaches.
[Naturally. After all, you'd get bored if all you had to do was lie around in this tiger den and cater to your mate. And SHE would send you to live with the goblins if you helicoptered her.]
Right now, Lightning does loo ready to eject someone from our den. [BLAZE. These are stinky goblins. Did you see their caves? They steal everything they can get their hands on.]
