Watching the comments on the barrage about his "voice," My Pee Is Yellow gave an awkward smile, then said, "Ahem, ahem, let's pull first, let's pull first..."
Clearly, with his real face on camera, he couldn't stay as indifferent to the outside world as he usually did.
Arriving at the gacha screen, My Pee Is Yellow emphasized again, "I've got a feeling, this ten-pull is definitely going to hit."
After saying that, he clicked on the ten-pull, then stared intently at the screen with an excited heart, until a golden ticket slowly floated past, and the expression on his face froze.
"Ahem ahem ahem, normal, normal, it's only the first ten-pull, it's normal not to get gold."
As he spoke, he skipped through this round of pulls.
"Again, again, this time my feeling definitely isn't wrong."
The second ten-pull passed, and the ticket still didn't have that long trailing tail.
Unfortunately, the second ten-pull also didn't hit.
Then the third, the fourth, the fifth...
"Eighty pulls, everyone. This is hard pity now..."
My Pee Is Yellow's expression didn't look good. His luck was clearly not great. But although no gold appeared, Tingyun, Sampo, and Qingque, who were accompanying Nero's banner, had all shown up.
Then My Pee Is Yellow sat in his chair and began praying on the spot. Everyone could only see this man's lips moving as if muttering something. When the sound was turned up, faint words like "don't lose the 50/50" could be heard.
This prayer process lasted about ten seconds. Then My Pee Is Yellow opened his eyes, a confident expression on his face, his eyes shining as he stared at the screen and pressed the ten-pull.
As the train doors opened and a burst of golden light blew Pom-Pom away, My Pee Is Yellow started clicking the mouse again and again, until...
A five-star flashed across the screen. Looking again at the icon, The Hunt.
A genius young swordsman from the Xianzhou Luofu joined My Pee Is Yellow's team.
"Aahh!!! It went off! It went off!"
My Pee Is Yellow's face instantly turned red. He covered his eyes with his hand and let out a howl.
He never expected that his first time pulling on stream would meet such a disaster. It felt like eating three jin of croton seeds and then having someone block your backside.
[Talented Swordsman: Hi hi hi, I'm here!]
[Aha's Emanator: Surprised? Unexpected?]
[Field Rat: Yanqing: It's me~ hehehehehe~!]
[I Love Luofu's Five Kids: Yanqing: Want Nero? Get past me first!]
[Belobog Savage: Yanqing: No filthy adults allowed near Nero.]
[Wind-Boy Solo-Stan: I get the logic, but why does it feel weird as soon as you guys start talking?]
[I Love Luofu's Five Kids: Then maybe think about whether it's your own problem? What exactly are you thinking about in that head of yours?]
[Wind-Boy Solo-Stan: Hehehehe...]
After the howl, My Pee Is Yellow lay back in his chair as if completely burned out, his hollow eyes staring at the ceiling.
After lying like that for a few seconds, he sat up again, gathered his energy, and loudly declared:
"Everyone, even though Nero doesn't love me (lost the 50/50), my feelings for him are real. Let's continue. Besides, I'm not just pulling one copy. I'm going for 6+5. No gambler loses every day, no kid cries every day. I can't keep hitting hard pity forever, right?"
After saying that, the Soaring Emperor set out once more and began pulling.
A moment later, My Pee Is Yellow sat motionless in his chair, his face drooping, looking extremely sad.
[Siberian Duck Ya: Hahahahaha! Full hard pity this time!]
My Pee Is Yellow, who only got one Nero after 180 pulls, looked at the laughing barrage comments and couldn't feel happy at all.
But luck is like that, completely impossible to grasp.
After cooling off for a moment, My Pee Is Yellow started his pulling journey again.
One ten-pull, two ten-pulls, three ten-pulls...
Once again, he hit full soft pity.
And... that big Hunt icon on the screen now stabbed straight into My Pee Is Yellow's heart like an arrow released from the bow!
"Why is it you again! Blocking me from pulling Nero every day, huh?"
[Big Sleepy Cat: Yanqing: I said it, if you want Nero, get past me first!]
[Pom Pom: Hahahahaha!]
[Glue Man: Yanqing, A firewall that stops weird adults from approaching Nero.]
[Knight of Pure Beauty: I am a Knight of Pure Beauty. Yanqing is indeed my colleague.]
[Madam Herta Fan Group: Nero is really the group's darling, huh? Even outside the game he's still being protected like this?]
[Aha Isn't Here: I declare, Yanqing, you are the new Emanator of The Hunt!]
My Pee Is Yellow sighed, looking at the gacha screen on his computer, not knowing what to say.
He shook his head and continued pulling, though a trace of fatigue showed between his brows.
Then...
He hit full hard pity again.
My Pee Is Yellow sat stiffly in front of the computer like a pale stone statue, not moving at all.
[Siberian Duck Assistant: Hahahahahahaha!]
[I Use Pantene: Please note, this is not a still image.]
[Black Ink Color: My Pee Is Yellow's luck is really something.]
[Mountain Guest: Before pulling: My Pee Is Yellow says one ten-pull will get gold. After pulling: hits full hard pity twice in a row.]
[Head White: I don't usually talk like My Pee Is Yellow. When I pull Nero, it shouldn't end up like this, right?]
[Crane: Probably not. After all, if I had to choose, I'd rather believe this is backlash from the Soaring Emperor being too outrageous.]
"Again, brothers, keep going." My Pee Is Yellow took several deep breaths, pulled himself together, and continued pulling.
Then...
"Aahh! Why is it you again! What are you doing always coming to me! Why are all my soft pities being eaten by you?"
My Pee Is Yellow, red-faced, grumbled nonstop at Yanqing on the screen, just short of outright cursing.
Once again, it was the story of ninety pulls for one gold Hunt Yanqing.
Finally, My Pee Is Yellow accepted his fate.
He sat up straight, opened the recharge screen, and while topping up, said:
"Everyone, looks like my luck today really isn't great. Two full hard pities in a row and one soft pity, and the soft pity all went off-banner. I've got to top up more today. After pulling Nero, I still need to pull Teacher Dan Heng."
At this point, My Pee Is Yellow let out a long sigh. Even though he had plenty of money, being this unlucky still made him feel awful.
Then he smiled again and said, "Good thing I don't have a MiHoYo sponsorship. If I were promoting right now in this situation, I'd probably scare off a bunch of people. Only you lot watching the show are laughing here."
After saying that, My Pee Is Yellow, now recharged, started pulling again.
Then, without any surprise, My Pee Is Yellow successfully hit full 180-pull hard pity once more and got his third copy of Nero.
[T/N: I have started a new fanfic guys: "Demon Slayer: This Time, I Won't Follow the Plot". Enjoy it and leave a review. Thank you~]