"In summary—when you can solve a problem with violence, and the law cannot punish you..."
"Then just fucking blast all the problems to pieces—!"
Kyuusyou looked down at Bronie and the others, who were cowering below, with a look of disappointment that they weren't living up to their potential.
"What kind of magnetic field lunatic's speech is this..."
Bronie and Seele rolled their eyes on the spot.
"Fuck, how did the Schicksal Valkyries end up like this—"
"???, If Schicksal Valkyries were all as absurd as Sister Kyuusyou, the Herrscher of Finality would have to kowtow to us, okay—!"
"Tsk, it's just because you guys are too weak—"
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"Blaming us for being weak— And Sister Kyuusyou, is that even a level a human can reach???"
"You're not some Herrscher lurking among humans, writing a human observation diary, like that Miss Pink Elf, and the lowest-ranking Herrscher of Finality—"
"Fucking hilarious. If Finality was here, I'd tear her wings off and let you guys play with them, alright—"
Kyuusyou thought about it for a moment. The Finality of this universe wasn't an acquaintance—Raid! Everything could be raided!
"Yo, old man, you're awake. There's half a bottle of mineral water here, want a sip?"
Just as they were chatting, Mr. Kevin, who was lying there like a corpse, gradually regained consciousness. He subconsciously took the bottle, said thank you, and downed it.
"Holy crap, he chugged it all in one go...."
The liquefied Honkai energy, which would be a lethal dose for ordinary people... no, even for Valkyries, was gulped down completely by Kevin without a second thought.
"Huh—?!"
Only then did the Old Ancestor, who had just groggily come to his senses, notice something was slightly off....
Why did this mineral water taste like Red Bull?
Power restored, Kevin was about to stand up when a microphone was shoved into his mouth—
"Ahem, Mr. Kevin Kaslana, this is a frontline reporter from Honkai TV Station. We'd like to interview you on your opinion of the taste of that bottle of mineral water?"
Kyuusyou, with a mischievous glint in her eye, held the microphone and voice recorder close to Mr. Kevin.
"A bit sweet."
Without thinking much about what Honkai TV Station even was, Kevin gave his evaluation without hesitation.
"Are you sure? Just a bit sweet?"
The microphone was pushed a few more inches forward, seemingly intending to stuff it into Kevin's mouth.
"Hmm... a bit sweet, and also very refreshing... So what brand of water is this?"
Utterly baffled by what he had just drunk, Kevin first raised a new question.
"This? Of course it's Beautiful Girl-Flavored Mineral Water—"
Kyuusyou turned her head away and whistled cheerfully—
Spread the word: Kevin says girls' spit is sweet! And it even revitalized him—
"Beautiful girl-flavored mineral water...?"
As Kevin gradually came to his senses, he lifted the water bottle in his hand. A close inspection revealed the concentrated Honkai energy still inside, flaunting its presence with arrogant intensity.
"..."
"My dear grandson-in-law..."
Old Man Kevin looked at Lady Houraiji Kyuusyou with a smile that didn't reach his eyes.
"Yes, yes, what can my grandfather-in-law do for me?"
Completely unfazed, Kyuusyou chose to stare right back at Kevin Kaslana's sour-faced expression, even attempting to fan the flames...
"Tell me the truth about this mineral water—what exactly is it? You think I'm just an uneducated high school graduate who can't recognize liquid Honkai energy in a water bottle—??!"
"Ho ho, since you've asked so earnestly, I'll be merciful and tell you!"
"This is, quite literally, Beautiful Girl-Flavored Mineral Water!"
Kyuusyou wore a smug grin as she watched Kevin's expression shift from confusion to distortion, his cheeks finally turning the color of pig liver.
"How does a Herrscher girl's saliva taste, you old geezer Kevin? How does it taste? How does it— Ah! Don't hit the face!"
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The atmosphere was thick with awkwardness, yet tinged with a hint of mirth. As the primary culprit and most shameless person present, Kyuusyou rubbed the large lump on her head from being struck and watched the two frozen figures, laughing wildly in her heart.
Meanwhile, the two involved, Kevin and Muninn, exchanged an awkward glance...
Question: I just drank some Beautiful Herrscher's girl juice (censored) and even openly said it tasted a bit sweet and refreshing in front of everyone else. What should I do? Waiting online, urgent!
I've been kissed by my own mom's Old Ancestor, which, if you round it up, is practically a French kiss. As a good kid, what should I do? Waiting online, very urgent.
"So, because Grandpa Kevin fought Sister Kyuusyou, all of his Honkai energy was drained by her. Then, in order to wake Grandpa Kevin up sooner, Sister Kyuusyou extracted a bunch of Honkai energy from Miss Muninn... or rather, a Herrscher's saliva?"
As the two parties involved wore expressions that practically begged Bronya to stop talking, she summarized the situation.
"So... does this count as an indirect kiss?"
Veliona's face practically screamed that this gossip was incredibly sweet.
"It's more than just an indirect kiss... Bronie thinks this has already gone a step further, directly into the stomach. Literally."
The troublemaking Bronie immediately started fanning the flames.
"It really did go straight into the stomach..."
After a moment of thought, Big Sis Seele nodded in agreement.
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"Enough is enough!!!"
Muninn had never suffered such an injustice—she was always the one eating others' gossip, fanning others' flames. How did it turn into someone else fanning her own flames and eating her own gossip?
What is this, karmic retribution?!
Muninn, with her long silver hair, glared at everyone in front of her with her small red eyes. The more she thought about it, the angrier she got, until she finally burst into tears—
The young girl furiously tore open a golden rift on the spot...
"MOM—"
"They're bullying me-!"
"..."
Everyone looked at each other...
"We have nothing to do with this, we were just in the Shelter, we didn't do anything-!"
The four people, including Bronya, immediately distanced themselves. Just kidding, what else could they be if they were called "mom" by an Apostle of the Divine? Being targeted by a god is not a good experience at all.
"This..."
Kevin and Kyuusyou, who knew Snow's identity, were also awkward... After all, these two didn't know what the little girl who was wronged would add fuel to the fire in front of her biological mother... What kind of image she would become in her eyes.
"Don't panic... The problem is not big! Isn't it just finding a parent-?"
Kyuusyou's expression twitched, remembering the way Snow called people earlier...
It turns out that calling parents from your lineage is inherited-right???
"Bronya thinks this is not a question of panicking or not... The key point is that this World Bubble is collapsing-"
Bronya noticed something... wiped away non-existent cold sweat and looked around...