A giant samurai humanoid, or rather, a Gundam in a certain sense, tore off the roof of the St. Freya Cathedral, the most expensive building in St. Freya Academy.
Amidst the ghost-seeing expressions of the Reserve Valkyries and the permanent Valkyrie Squads, the giant demon-masked samurai, with the cathedral's spire perched on its head, awkwardly waved its hand, holding the cathedral roof, at the Valkyries below.
"Um, I don't have the money to fix this for you—"
The voice, distorted through the heavy armor, was transformed into a deep, magnetic, gender-neutral tone.
Although the giant Far East samurai humanoid before them looked incredibly cool, and its voice sounded full of steadiness and gastritis, the tone it revealed made the Valkyries surrounding the cathedral hear a strong sense of goofiness.
The Valkyries of St. Freya exchanged glances, seemingly confirming something with each other, and then aimed their weapons in unison at the giant "Gundam" before them.
"Whoa—don't be like that! I'll put it back, put it back, okay??!"
When had the "young" Miss Rin ever faced a scene like this, confronting a large group of people armed to the teeth? She completely panicked.
Grabbing the cathedral roof in its hand, it slammed it down onto the already crumbling main cathedral building behind it. As if worried it wouldn't stick back on, it used an immense amount of force.
"Oh, shit—"
The commander leading the St. Freya forces was an A-rank Valkyrie born in the Far East. When she saw the same oversized idiot before her lift the cathedral roof, she sensed something was wrong.
But before she could even voice a warning, the idiot in front of her took an action that made her heart stop. With a crash that echoed throughout all of St. Freya, the once-magnificent cathedral was completely reduced to a pile of rubble.
"You motherfucking... Squad, take it down!"
The commander, finally losing her composure, issued the operational order to flatten the goofball before them.
"That's outrageous... but not too outrageous—"
The two who were secretly clinging to the back of Jizo Mitama's armor watched the dust-filled cathedral behind them and couldn't help but click their tongues.
"As a Saintess of Schicksal, seeing a Schicksal cathedral smashed to pieces by a Herrscher is truly... uh, peculiar?"
Looking down at the shattered cathedral, Kallen didn't know what to say for a moment.
"What's really special is that this goofball Herrscher actually didn't want to land that blow—"
Snow nodded with an air of solemnity. Seeing Rin, who was making the compensation her sister had to pay double, no, she should be said to be increasing it in this way, cheered in her heart:
[You did a good job, Corruption-chan, you did a good job!]
"Anyway, the bill will be charged to her sister—it has nothing to do with us, we are just innocent passers-by who happened to be walking past with a toilet on our butts when the Trolley Problem appeared."
The blonde girl standing on Jizo Mitama's shoulder armor kicked the samurai humanoid beneath her feet, deciding to add another item to this astronomical bill.
"Hey hey hey, are you still just taking a one-sided beating here?"
"Commander Miss Rin—according to reliable information, all the Valkyries of St. Freya Academy are now gathered here. Immediately launch a charge towards their dormitory in the direction of the right side... that is their weakest point!"
"Uh... walk over there?"
Rin asked quietly to confirm.
"What are you thinking... of course it's to crash through it. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, are you going to compete with these Valkyries who have been studying, interning, and even working here to see who knows more shortcuts—"
"Smash those houses into pieces—Jizo Mitama!"
As her words fell, Miss Rin, the Herrscher of Corruption, who had finally snapped out of it, took control of the giant samurai humanoid and launched a savage charge toward the distant dormitory area.
Street trees were swatted aside by the samurai, and buildings in its path were split in half by the oversized 12th Divine Key held in the humanoid's hand. The black and red humanoid Gundam, oh no, humanoid bulldozer, rampaged through the St. Freya Academy dormitory area, charging straight toward the vast primeval forest outside the Academy.
As Snow Apocalypse watched the buildings continuously being destroyed and collapsing, she seemed to hear the massive insurance claims from the insurance company pouring in at this very moment.
Right now, in the eyes of the future Schicksal Overseer Snow Apocalypse, this was not a scene of messy ruins and collapsed walls, but a perfectly planned new villa dormitory area waiting to be built.
The only pity was that she couldn't command the Herrscher of Corruption beside her, who still had no idea how much of a sister-scamming menace she was, to go and "renovate" the teaching area for some unknown insurance company.
Doing so would make her motives too obvious.
"So, you two big sisters, where are we going next?"
"After we duck into that vast primeval forest, you'll deactivate your current state, and we'll go in there as Viet Cong!"
"Huh? What's the Viet Cong?"
"Just do as I say! I'll figure out the rest!"
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"What? St. Freya Academy was attacked by an unidentified person???"
Within Schicksal Headquarters, Theresa, who was struggling amidst a sea of reports, slammed her hand on the desk and stood up, staring at Houraiji Kyuusyou before her, whose own expression was equally overcast.
"Is the source of the information reliable?"
Theresa asked Kyuusyou again, hoping to get a definitive answer.
"The information was sent by the 3rd Squad of the Divine Authority Squad stationed at St. Freya Academy... Furthermore, Ninti, who went there to transport documents, also contacted me... They witnessed a giant samurai from Japan's Sengoku period, and after smashing the entire St. Freya Cathedral, it also rammed the entire school building area before running into the woods."
"What??? The Cathedral? My precious—!"
"??? What else are you hiding under there...?"
Kyuusyou gave the screaming Theresa in front of her a strange look.
"Uh... You all should know... It's the Homu figures—those specially oversized ones that we didn't take when we left in a hurry back then, so I secretly hid them in the underground secret vault beneath the Cathedral..."
"Oh, let's get this straight. This stuff isn't covered by insurance, nor will it be processed through the public account. They are your personal items as Headmaster, so you will bear the loss yourself."
"How can you say that?! What about that criminal?! I'm going to use the Oath of Judah to blast it into dust!"
"That brings up another very serious problem. Ninti climbed onto its body while it was destroying the dormitory building, but..."
"But?"
"But my dear Little Ninti went missing along with that giant, piece-of-shit Far East Samurai humanoid after it charged into the forest behind the Academy and disappeared!"
Kyuusyou slammed her hand hard on the desk in front of her.
"My big, adorable little cutie suddenly vanished!"