Finally, the camera cut back to Onigashima, where Kaido was laughing so hard he almost fell over, his sake gourd tilted to the side:
"Uohohohoho! Akainu, you brat!" He wiped away tears from laughing, "Your 'Absolute Justice' is a joke! Being a running dog for trash that doesn't even give you Face-Face Fruit..." His expression suddenly turned ferocious, "Why don't you come be my watch dog instead!"
The entire internet instantly erupted!
The top ten trending topics on TikTok were immediately dominated by related discussions:
1. #AkainuIsAFace-GivingFruitUser
2. #GoroseiInsultingFleetAdmiralRecording
3. #KaidoSlapsBackOnline
The Marine official TikTok account quickly closed its comment section, but netizens had already taken screenshots:
"Marine: Currently undergoing emergency public relations!"
"Akainu: Where's my magma? Where's my magma?!"
"Suggest Akainu change his name to Akainu · No Face!"
The most incredible part was that a certain Okami immediately created a Cruel video, cutting Akainu's furious roar and the Gorosei's mockery into a rap, set to the BGM of "Saturn: What is your Face-Face Fruit?! Akainu: What are you doing~~~ Ah-huh ah!" The video instantly garnered over a million likes.
....
Revolutionary Army Headquarters · Operations Meeting Room
The video on the projection screen was playing to its climax—
In the scene, the Gorosei Saturn's dignified face was overlaid with a shaking gold chain effect, and as his mouth opened and closed, the Cruel edited roars transformed into a catchy RAP:
"What is your Face-Face Fruit?!" The deep bass drum beat exploded.
Immediately after, the scene cut to Fleet Admiral Akainu, his magma fists swinging to the rhythm, his originally furious roars auto-tuned into a demonic hook:
"What are you doing~~~ Ah-huh ah!" A meme of Kaido rolling his eyes suddenly flashed in the background.
"Hahahahahahaha—"
Sabo completely fell off his chair, clutching his stomach from laughing so hard and rolling on the floor, his image as the Revolutionary Army Chief of Staff completely gone. His cowboy hat rolled into the corner, and his steel pipe fell to the floor from laughter.
"Koala... quick... quick, help me hold my wound..." Sabo was laughing so hard tears streamed down his face, pointing at his abs that were splitting from laughter, "This is even more lethal than Dragon Claw Fist..."
Koala had already collapsed on the conference table, her carefully styled pigtails shaking with laughter: "I can't... this video... it's more effective than us distributing a hundred thousand flyers..." She wiped away her tears of laughter, "Look at this part!"
"Hhhh!"
Sabo finally managed to get up, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Wait! We can..."
Koala immediately understood, wiping away tears of laughter as she pulled up the Revolutionary Army's propaganda department account: "It's already arranged!"
The latest retweet from the Revolutionary Army's official account read:
#LatestRecruitmentAd#
Want to learn Cruel techniques that can make even the future Fleet Admiral self-isolate?
Join the Revolutionary Army's New Media Department, guaranteed to teach you everything! (Link to application attached)
In the TikTok live stream, netizens were showering him with gifts. Kaido watched the rapidly increasing viewership with satisfaction, his dragon tail happily thumping the ground: "Uohohohoho... Now this is what you call live stream effect!"
.....
The Gorosei sat around the round table in the Hall of Power, with Kaido's explosive video playing on the holographic projection screen. The bald Gorosei sneered contemptuously, his fingers tapping rhythmically on the table:
"Mere pirate provocation..." He pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses, the lenses reflecting a cold light, "Even if we did say it, so what?"
The Gorosei with the sword slowly wiped the first generation kitetsu, the blade reflecting his cold face: "A Fleet Admiral? He's nothing more than a watch dog we've raised." The blade suddenly hummed, "If he's disobedient, we'll just replace him."
The long-bearded Gorosei picked up his teacup, slowly blowing on the hot liquid: "Akainu should be grateful that we are at least still willing to use him." His mocking smirk was reflected on the surface of the tea, "Face-Face Fruit? What is that?"
The blond Gorosei flipped through the documents in his hand, not even looking up: "More than that, I'm more concerned about the subsequent novel content in Kaido's hands..." His fountain pen left deep ink marks on the paper, "Just how much has been leaked."
The flat-capped Gorosei suddenly sneered: "Should we take a trip to Onigashima?" His black chess piece landed on the board with a 'thwack', "And while we're at it, that talkative lizard..."
"No need." The bald Gorosei raised his hand to stop him, "Let him make a fuss." His eyes behind the lenses narrowed into dangerous slits, "When the time is right..."
In the shadows of the hall's corner, several CP0 agents knelt silently on one knee.
....
Meanwhile, at Marineford, Akainu's roar shattered the last intact piece of glass in his office: "AB-SO-LUTE-LY! UN-FOR-GIVE-A-BLE!" Magma dripped from his arm, burning the distorted characters for "Justice" into the ground.
Kizaru stood in the hallway, peeking through the smoking doorway: "Oh~ Looks like we'll need a new office~" He pulled out his phone, took a picture of the mess, and casually sent it to the Marine internal group chat.
Aokiji leaned by the window, gazing in the direction of Mary Geoise, his ice cream melting and dripping: "Ara la la... This is... troublesome..."
...
Onigashima,
Kaido's live stream had just started, and before the screen had fully loaded, five golden VIP bullet comments flashed across the screen—
[World Government · Gorosei] has entered the live stream!
Immediately after, five more bullet comments popped up consecutively:
"Kaido, was your provocation yesterday out of fear of confronting us directly?"
"Hiding behind a screen and fanning the flames, is this the measure of a Four Emperors?"
"If you truly have the guts, come to Mary Geoise, and we can talk face-to-face."
"Or are you... only brave enough to show off in front of the weak?"
"Seconded!"
The live stream instantly exploded!
"Holy crap! The Gorosei themselves?!"
"What kind of dream collaboration is this?!"
"Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"What the hell is 'seconded'? This is fun, I'll do one too: Seconded!"
"Seconded + 1"
"..."
Kaido stared at the bullet comments, his dragon eyes narrowing slightly, a ferocious grin spreading across his lips. He slowly stood up, his shadow engulfing the entire camera, his voice deep and dangerous:
"Uohohohoho... Gorosei, aren't you taking yourselves too seriously?"
He slammed his fist onto the throne, and Conqueror's Haki erupted with a roar, distorting the live stream image for a moment!
"Don't think that just because you wear that skin, you can look down on me!" Kaido's voice boomed like muffled thunder, "Do you really think I don't know about your messed-up affairs?"
The live stream comments went completely wild:
"Boss Kaido is about to drop a huge bomb?!"
"The Gorosei's dark history?!"
"Spill it! I'm dying of anticipation!"
Kaido suddenly showed a mischievous smile, his left hand resting on Hassaikai: "But... I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you a chance."
He extended his thick finger, wiggling it at the camera: "If this gets over a hundred million likes, I'll immediately reveal the Gorosei's explosive secrets!"
"Guaranteed to blow your minds!"
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