As a strange sound effect rang out, Harley's head, which had been flattened into a pancake by Darkseid, instantly snapped back to its original shape like a sponge soaked in Water.
The eyeball hanging in mid-air also retracted into its socket with a "shloop" sound.
Her neck also snapped back into place under the force of the tension.
This absurd scene caused Darkseid's movements to pause slightly, a flicker of bewilderment passing through his eyes.
"Haha! My turn!!"
Harley reached both hands into the folds of her oversized skirt, as if she were fishing for something.
Under the stunned gazes of everyone present, she actually pulled out a giant black wooden mallet with an extremely exaggerated design.
The surface of the mallet even had "10000 T" written on it in White paint.
"Feel the bride's wrath!"
Harley raised the giant hammer, swung it in three massive windmills in the air, and with the sound of whistling wind, slammed it down hard onto the top of Darkseid's head.
"Thump————!!!"
A dull, incredibly loud bang echoed.
Under the shocked gazes of all the heroes and Darkseid's incredulous expression.
This overlord of the Universe, the monarch of Apokolips, was actually smashed directly into the ground by this single hammer strike!
The Earth shook, and dust rose everywhere.
Darkseid's entire body was forcibly smashed into the ground, with only his head still exposed.
Several cartoonish yellow birds abruptly appeared above his head, circling and fluttering incessantly.
"Done!"
Harley leaned on the giant mallet, striking a victory pose.
"..."
The entire field was in shock!
That was Darkseid! The tyrant of the Universe!
Beaten into the ground like a mole by a crazy woman with a hammer?!
The Dark Elite, who had followed Darkseid in battle for many years, had never seen such a sight.
"Boom!"
The ground exploded.
Darkseid pulled his body out of the pit, and a visible, violent rage finally appeared on his cold face.
Although that hammer strike hadn't caused him any substantial damage, being smashed into the ground in front of his entire army gave him a sense of losing face that made him angrier than any injury.
"Accept your destruction!!" he roared at Harley.
But Harley was no longer where she had been.
She was standing at Darkseid's side, holding a huge palette and a paintbrush.
"Don't move! Don't move! That fierce expression of yours isn't cute at all."
Harley's paintbrush waved rapidly, and once she was done, she bounced away like a spring.
Darkseid only felt a chill on his face. He reached out to touch it, and his fingers were covered in paint.
Under the high-definition live broadcast cameras of the entire World, Darkseid's cold and majestic face had actually been painted with two ridiculous handlebar mustaches, and his eye sockets were painted like panda eyes.
"Pfft..."
Some unknown Resistance soldier couldn't hold it back and let out a short burst of laughter.
"Damned reptile!!"
Darkseid let out a roar of rage, his eyes bursting with red light.
"Zzt——!!"
Two bright red Omega Beams shot out from Darkseid's eyes, heading straight for Harley's face.
"Whoa! Whoa! What a fiery gaze!"
Harley turned and ran, her legs spinning into a whirlwind on the spot, and with a "whoosh," she darted away.
But the Omega Beams followed closely behind, tracing paths with various right-angle turns.
The following scene left all the Earth heroes and the Dark Elite on the scene dumbfounded.
Harley was jumping up and down among the skyscrapers.
Just as the beams were about to hit her back, she suddenly pulled a huge mirror from under her skirt and blocked her front with it.
"Reflect!"
"Pew——!"
The indestructible Omega Beams actually reflected back the moment they touched the mirror's surface.
The reflected Omega Beams happened to hit an Apokolips frigate in the sky, instantly blowing it into a ball of Fire.
Darkseid watched this scene in disbelief.
How could the Omega Effect be reflected by a mirror? This defied his common sense of the Universe!
These exaggerated effects that only appeared in cartoons were now actually playing out on this cruel battlefield.
Audiences all over the World were stunned.
What was this?
The doomsday battle for Earth's survival had suddenly turned into a weekend evening cartoon channel?!
Before the global live broadcast screens, people who had been weeping in despair were now staring blankly at that green figure.
Children in safe houses and air-raid shelters watched the green-faced bride on the screen, twisting around and making various ridiculous movements, and couldn't help but burst into fits of laughter.
Although the adults found it absurd, the suffocating tension of the moment indeed dissipated quite a bit.
Even those high-strung Resistance soldiers couldn't help their lips from twitching; the intense atmosphere had become lighthearted and absurd.
"It's my turn again!!"
Harley tossed the mirror aside and reached into her neckline, rummaging around.
After a moment, she actually pulled out an exaggeratedly large Gatling gun with a pink bow tied to the barrel.
"Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!!!"
The muzzle flared with blue fire, but it didn't spray bullets; instead, it fired overripe, rotten tomatoes.
"Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!"
The tomatoes smashed against Darkseid's gray armor and face, bursting into clouds of red juice.
This naturally couldn't cause him any harm, but the level of insult was extreme.
Darkseid, the leader of the New Gods of the Universe and the nightmare of countless civilizations, was currently being used as a prop for a circus act by a green-faced crazy woman!
At this moment, he felt an unprecedented humiliation.
"Enough!!"
Darkseid roared, the sound wave dispersing the tomato juice on his face.
He lunged forward, his giant palm grabbing Harley's slender waist and slamming her violently into the ground.
"Boom!"
A deep pit was smashed into the ground.
Darkseid didn't stop; he raised his foot and began a storm of trampling on Harley in the pit.
Every stomp triggered a minor earthquake, and the entire plaza shook violently.
"Oh! My god! My poor Harley-chan..." From a distance, the collapsed Barry Allen covered his eyes, unable to watch.
When Darkseid stopped his trampling and moved his foot away.
The expected Harley-chan did not appear.
She was like a flattened paper person, lying limp at the bottom of the pit.
Then, the paper-person Harley reached out to pull herself out of the ground, put her thumb in her mouth, and blew into it like she was inflating a balloon.
"Puff——!"
Her body puffed up like an inflatable doll, returning to its original state.
Seeing this, Darkseid was also at a loss; he had never encountered such an enemy before.
In disbelief, he grabbed for Harley again.
"Oops! Hide-and-seek time!"
Seeing this, Harley immediately crouched down.
Her hand produced a red iron bucket from nowhere, and with a "clang," she covered herself completely inside it.
Darkseid stepped forward, his face full of rage as he grabbed the iron bucket and forcefully lifted it up.
However, beneath the bucket, there was no sign of Harley at all.
There was only a bundle of classic-looking red dynamite tied together.
On it was a yellow sticky note with a large "KABOOM!" written on it.
"Surprise——!!"
Harley's voice came from behind a barricade dozens of meters away.
She poked her head out, holding a remote detonator in her hand, and made a face at Darkseid.