Orochimaru, who was on his way, suddenly sneezed. He always felt like someone was talking about him. Ah... it couldn't be Luffy, right? He should know about Ace's execution by now, right?
He probably... maybe wouldn't be angry, right?
Meanwhile, Luffy was sent to a country entirely populated by women. Most of the women here had never seen a man.
After accidentally eating a poisonous mushroom, Luffy was covered in mushrooms and fainted in a very disheveled state.
Just then, three tall female warriors appeared. They thought Luffy was a child from their village, so they took him back.
Back at the camp, the three women pulled off the mushrooms from Luffy, then stripped him naked and put him in a spring to wash.
One of the pretty female warriors, Margaret, gently rubbed soap on Luffy's chest.
"She doesn't seem to be a child from our village, does she, Stoby?"
The warrior with pigtails and a slightly plump figure stared at the part covered by soap, full of doubt, as she wiped Luffy.
Stoby said in a slightly hoarse voice, "Strange... Look at this..."
"There's another mushroom here, we didn't even notice it earlier..."
The pretty warrior Margaret blew away the foam in front of her eyes, looked at the mushroom (a real mushroom), and blinked:
"It's real!"
Stoby leaned in for a closer look.
"How strange, let's pull it off."
"Yoshi..."
"No, it's deeply rooted..."
The captain of the warriors walked over and handed Stoby a box of matches.
"If you can't pull it off, then burn it."
"Oh... right, right... burn it... burn that mushroom," Spedo echoed, nodding and taking the matches.
In his sleep, Luffy vaguely heard a familiar voice. He groggily opened his eyes, and before he could clearly see the people around him, he heard a voice that was all too familiar to him, along with a faint sensation of heat.
He instantly stood up in terror and roared in the direction of the voice: "Orochimaru!!! What are you doing to my balls!!!" (Orochimaru and the Amazon Lily warrior Stoby share the same voice actor).
Luffy froze when he realized it was an unfamiliar female warrior.
"Who... are you?" he asked blankly.
Just then, an old woman walked over. When she saw the naked Luffy, her pupils suddenly constricted, and her face was filled with shock.
"Quick! Arrest him!! This is a man!!!!" Luffy was still blinking, looking bewildered, when he was thrown into prison naked... Then... the prison entrance was packed, with people crowding around to watch Luffy. Luffy looked at the crowd in confusion and shouted, "Where are my clothes?"
Margaret squatted on the ground, staring unblinkingly at Luffy, then raised her hand and asked, "Um... before I dress you... I want to ask... what's in the bag?"
"Bag?" Luffy looked down, then crossed his arms and said nonchalantly, "You don't even recognize this? What a strange fellow. These are golden eggs."
"Golden eggs??? How amazing! A man actually has golden eggs on him, how luxurious, golden balls!"
A group of warriors from Amazon Lily exclaimed, as if they saw Luffy's balls glowing.
Then they all reached out to Luffy simultaneously, and Stoby's hoarse voice overpowered the others.
"Could you take down the golden eggs and let us admire them?"
Luffy shivered, "Shut up!! It'd be a miracle if I could take them down! Do you want to kill me!! Idiots!!"
"And you," Luffy pointed at Stoby.
"Don't say such terrifying things in that voice! I always feel like you're Orochimaru, that insidious snake, transformed!!"
A hint of disappointment flashed in Margaret's eyes, but she still passed the clothes to Luffy through the prison bars.
"Your clothes were in tatters, so I made you a matching set... I'm sure you'll like them."
After putting on the clothes, Luffy looked down at the embroidered and ruffled outfit on him, his expression very dramatic, looking as if he was about to cry, his body trembling uncontrollably.
Margaret looked at Luffy, smiled sweetly, and said, "To make you look more sexy, I added ruffles. If you go out, clothes with ruffles are perfect."
Stoby nodded repeatedly from the side: "Mmm hmm... Look, he's so happy he's trembling."
Luffy immediately clenched his fists and slammed them against the wall, roaring angrily, "What a joke!! I'm a man!!!"
Seeing Luffy's frenzy, the warriors of Amazon Lily were scared and quickly retreated, lining up neatly and aiming their bows and arrows at Luffy.
""So fierce, is this your true nature?"
"We saved you, yet you disregard this kindness and yell so excessively. Your nature is truly wicked."
"Listening to what he just said and looking at his actions, he's not elegant at all."
"As expected, he's a race incompatible with us."
A trace of reluctance appeared in Stoby's eyes, but her bow-drawing posture remained unchanged. She turned to the captain, Kikyo: "But Kikyo, wouldn't it be a bit pitiful to kill him like this?"
Luffy was a bit confused: "Wait... you said you saved me? What exactly happened, tell me quickly."
"You ate a highly poisonous mushroom, and they saved you when you collapsed," a female warrior next to him said, tilting her head and gesturing for Luffy to look at Margaret, Stoby, and another exceptionally tall female warrior, Aphrandra.
Luffy was stunned for a moment, then looked at the three and smiled.
"What, so that's what happened. Thank you, I'm sorry for complaining to you about the clothes."
"By the way, can you please not shoot arrows at me?"
Warrior captain Kikyo's tone was serious.
"We will not listen to your apologies and excuses."
"This is the empire of women, Amazon Lily."
"Men are forbidden."
"This is an iron-clad rule that our country has upheld for hundreds of years."
"No one has ever violated it throughout history."
"Since you have regained consciousness, we have no need to pity you."
Kikyo tightened the bowstring, the arrow in her hand seemingly ready to shoot at any moment.
Luffy was a bit shocked.
"A... a country of women... really... looking closely... it really is all women, what a strange country."
To prevent the three who saved Luffy from being blamed when the Snake Hime returned, Kikyo unhesitatingly gave the order to attack Luffy.
Countless arrows shot towards Luffy in the prison.
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