Upon hearing Orochimaru's words, Doflamingo's face instantly turned ashen.
He was well aware of Blackbeard's fate at the Marineford War, but wait... he seemed to have a death-exemption token?
That thing should be a promise to protect him, so that's good. It's like having an ancestor enshrined at home.
Besides, this isn't the Marineford War; those powerful individuals aren't so easy to gather in one place.
But now there's something more urgent. Feeling Orochimaru on his neck, Doflamingo suddenly felt uncomfortable.
Although he had a big mouth back then, Orochimaru's appearance truly appealed to his aesthetic sense, and he was a normal man!
In public, he didn't want to be embarrassed.
"Get down..."
Doflamingo's Adam's apple bobbed, his voice a little hoarse.
Orochimaru ignored Doflamingo's words, even swinging his legs. So what if he was short? He admitted it!
From now on, these tall people would be his mounts.
Feeling the touch on his neck,
Doflamingo's fingers moved quickly.
Orochimaru was again hoisted up like a doll. Just when everyone thought Doflamingo would throw him away, Doflamingo instead held him with one hand.
Σ(°mouth°๑)❢❢ The Executives present were all stunned.
"Young Master... is this your character... Young Master, if you're being held hostage, just blink."
Doflamingo's eye twitched. You don't know the destructive power of this thing. He didn't want to be like Red Hair, getting hit by a cannonball right away. He couldn't use Haoshoku coating yet... that cannonball could send him off.
Moreover, Doflamingo also realized a problem: he had never seen Orochimaru walk on his own. He was either floating, or on Whitebeard, or on Crocodile, or on that Revolutionary King, and occasionally on Moriah. He had never seen him touch the ground... If it weren't for the cannonball Orochimaru fired at Red Hair, Doflamingo would have suspected his limbs had atrophied. Wait, snakes don't need limbs anyway.
If Orochimaru knew Doflamingo's thoughts, he would definitely tell him, 'You don't even look at your height; from my perspective, all I see is crotches!'
He didn't have a hobby of making people's chickens fly and eggs break! Oh... Akainu was an exception... Furthermore, Doflamingo had carefully studied Orochimaru and found that anyone associated with this snake, although the process might be a bit miserable, the outcome was invariably good.
Like Crocodile, Moriah, and others, their strength had all improved to varying degrees. Doflamingo understood those two very well.
Originally, after the Marineford War, Doflamingo was commissioned by the Gorosei to deal with Moriah, but he found that Moriah's strength had greatly advanced, and the Pacifista couldn't defeat him at all.
Moreover, Moriah's entire demeanor had changed. Doflamingo suddenly understood the value of the first Shichibukai who could go against Kaido. In the end, the matter of revoking his Shichibukai title was dropped.
(Moriah: Take this good fortune, do you want it?)
In any case, Doflamingo concluded that keeping this ancestor could save his life, and he always felt that Orochimaru had a strange ability to interfere with the future.
Doflamingo cleared his throat and looked at the family members around him, "Alright, do what you need to do. Executives, come back with me."
Doflamingo carried Orochimaru back to the Royal Palace Plateau, and thus the entire Dressrosa knew that their king, Donquixote Doflamingo, had a lover.
In the palace conference room, a group of people exchanged glances, but all their eyes fell on Orochimaru, who was sitting on Doflamingo's lap ⚆ ɞ ⚆.
Doflamingo had a headache.
"ancestor... can you sit on the chair next to me?"
Orochimaru silently pulled out a copy of
"The Self-Cultivation of a lover"
and placed it on the table.
"First, according to our agreement, you give me what I want, and I will be your lover for one year. The contract has been established.
The first rule of a lover: at necessary times, there must be intimate physical contact with the sugar daddy.
As a Ninja with professional ethics, there is no need to add too much personal emotion during the mission period.
I believe now is a necessary moment.
Because I don't want to sit with snot. Although that is your family, and you won't dislike it, as your lover, I naturally won't dislike it either. However, the instinctive physical aversion makes me choose to stay away.
I personally think that for the health and hygiene of the kingdom, this family member of yours can also, for the sake of the new family member,
which is me, try to make a change. After all, the Sticky-Sticky Fruit is not the Snot-Snot Fruit.
After all, among family members, while everyone has to endure his snot,
can't he also change for the sake of other family members and not have a runny nose? After all, no one really likes snot, right?"
Orochimaru then scanned the others, finally stopping at Onisel.
"And also, I am a very particular person about personal hygiene. At least for this year, my dear family members, please bathe frequently and do not wear dirty clothes. Thank you.
As for this Mr. Diaper, although I don't know what circumstances force you to wear a diaper when you go out, if you urinate in it, please change it promptly.
If it's for other reasons that you have to wear it, I think I can help."
Orochimaru looked at the person meaningfully.
"After all, I am very good at some forbidden things, such as, resurrection... resurrection... etc. By the way, I'm also very good at healing."
After saying this, Orochimaru turned and wrapped his arms around Doflamingo's neck, refusing to look at those two again. Gross!
Orochimaru ambiguously stroked his face.
"Doffy, you too, as a lover's privilege, you can also resurrect anyone you want at any time, but the premise is that there must be a corpse."
Corazon's face flashed through Doflamingo's mind instantly, his expression turning gloomy. He squeezed Orochimaru's hand tightly.
"Shut up! I don't need it!"
Orochimaru looked at the person indifferently. He had expected it; he was just saying it.
However, Orochimaru felt that someone should ask him for help ✧(≖ ◡ ≖✿).
Law, far away in Amazon Lily, sneezed. He was just following the Straw Hat Captain to get some elite training. Who was talking about him behind his back?
The entire conference room instantly fell silent. How did this person manage to step on everyone's landmines with every single sentence?
Dellinger, with horns on his head, however, his eyes lit up and he scurried over, like a good little boy, half-crouching on the ground, looking at the person.
"Nana... your name is Orochimaru, right... How did you and Young Master meet?"
Orochimaru touched the horn. A product of the fighting fish and human combination, a novel species!
"We met at the Marineford War."
"Then why do you want to be Young Master's lover? You're a great pirate, aren't you? Your bounty was even higher than Young Master's before."
Dellinger saw that Orochimaru didn't dislike him, and he even felt that Orochimaru's eyes lit up for a moment when he saw him. Did he like him? Then he liked Orochimaru too.
Orochimaru thought for a moment, considering the contents of the handbook.
"Hmm... Doffy proactively offered to keep me. He gave me things I couldn't refuse, so I agreed."
Congratulations, Doffy, you've been forcibly 'blessed' with a kept Orochimaru.
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