This is the last of the drafts I had. I'll get to writing more sometime soon. I wanna play a game.
-Raoul
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Joker steeled himself for his weekly health routine.
Valiantly drinking the strange concoction being sold in the station, he gagged only once!
"This aojiru tastes like shit."
"Ren, you say this every week. Why are you doing it?"
"Healthy," Ren huffed as he began to walk toward the garbage can.
"Don't throw up!"
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"What's wrong with him?" Ann asked as she approached. Ren was splayed out on a bench, his glasses off and his eyes glassy and hollow.
"Aojiru," Morgana answered.
Ren gagged again.
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"Ren, you like the aojiru too?!"
"Like... is a loose term."
"So, now that we've met up, what are we doing about Mementos?" Ryuji asked impatiently.
"Don't mention that in public, idiot!" Morgana snapped.
"Go to the URL I sent to the group chat," Ren said.
Everyone opened the app and clicked the link to the URL.
"Whoooo. Stylish," Ryuji whistled.
The website was a sleek red-and-black site fit for thieves.
"Phantom Request Board?"
"Kind of a lame name."
"Could be worse."
"There are already posts on here!" Ryuji said in excitement.
"I saw that you take distorted desires. Can you also give them? I want my boyfri—" Orihime started to read.
"Not that one," Shiho said as she broke Orihime's attention from the screen.
"Wait, you don't even have a Persona. Why are you coming?" Ryuji said.
Ren nodded. He fully agreed! It was dangerous! However—
"I'm on the team too! I won't let you guys go it alone!"
Ren gave the group a helpless look.
"I've told her, but you know how she is."
"And what's that supposed to mean, mister leader?" Orihime snapped.
"Whoa, I didn't know you had a bite, Hime," Shiho chuckled.
"Don't underestimate me!"
"Fine. Just... stay behind everyone. Morgana?" Ren gave up with a sigh. He would protect her. He always would.
'Huh?'
"Roger. I will protect Lady Orihime with my all!" Morgana somehow saluted in his real cat form.