Hua Manman immediately fell backward, looking as though she had lost the will to live.
Li Ji pushed the door open and walked in, his eyes immediately falling on a certain someone sprawled on the bed like a salted fish.
As he drew closer, he could hear her muttering to herself.
"Should I go with red? Or maybe green?"
Li Ji asked, "Red and green? What are you talking about?"
Hua Manman said despairingly, "I'm picking a color for my pig cage. Red is too gaudy, but green is too tacky."
The corner of Li Ji's eye twitched.
'Red or green, they're both tacky, aren't they?!'
"Why are you picking out a pig cage?"
Hua Manman looked at him forlornly. "I heard unfaithful women are supposed to be drowned in pig cages."
Li Ji chuckled. "You sure know a lot."
Hua Manman looked at him with a pitiful expression.
"Are you really going to have me drowned in a pig cage?"
Li Ji retorted, "Did I go to all the trouble of rescuing you from Xiao Hong just so I could drown you in a pig cage?"
