[LMAO!]
[Help, what a dutiful grandson!]
[Hahahahaha, I knew it would be absurd, but not THIS absurd!]
[This is a story sadder than sadness itself.]
[Such comforting words! A normal person would never think of saying that, hahaha!]
Aunt Li was stunned. She remembered how during the day, while whipping her grandson with a willow branch, she had said, "Chicken Leg, you can go now. I'll never raise another dog again."
But this was the truth?!
Once she processed what had happened, Aunt Li's hair practically stood on end. She wanted to yell at the little culprit, but then she remembered the ordeal he'd gone through during the exorcism earlier that day and couldn't bring herself to do it.
Aunt Li turned her fury on Yangyang's father. "You don't teach him anything useful, just this kind of nonsense! If I catch you listening to those damn ghost stories again, I swear I'll beat you to death!"
Aunt Li unleashed a torrent of curses, but as her son, all he could do was nod meekly.
