[So what does this have to do with you wanting to date a ghost?]
[I get it now. She's trying to say she falls for anyone she sees, but this thing with the ghost is *true love*.]
[I don't get it. I really don't get it!!]
[Am I really getting too old for this? Can't keep up with the kids anymore?]
[I'm totally lost. What the hell is going on? Is it really what I think it is?]
"But the ghost I ran into a few days ago looked just like that henchman from the movie. Do you think it's possible that, by some twist of fate, he sensed I liked him and came to find me?"
[Can things get any more insane than this?]
[Is she even human?]
[I just want to know when the government is going to classify being a 'love-brain' as a handicap.]
"I was so excited when I saw him. We met on a beautiful night."
The girl paid no mind to the ridicule in the comments. She cupped her face, her eyes twinkling like little stars.
Her words were sickeningly sweet.
