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Chapter 600 - As Long as I’m Not Embarrassed, Someone Else Will Be

"Steelix, overwrite their mass—Heavy Slam!"

Steelix's monumental chassis descended from the heavens like a multi-ton aircraft carrier plummeting out of the clouds to crash into the earth.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The catastrophic descending impact sent immense plumes of dust and pulverized rock geysering into the airspace. Dozens of Clay's specialized mud-marionettes were instantaneously ground into formless silt beneath the weight of the steel snake's hull.

Feng Che could feel severe, violent seismic tremors continuously radiating outward across the entire floor layout.

In the streets outside, the civilian population of Driftveil City tracked a distinct, low-frequency shaking vibrating through their buildings. However, their local systems were thoroughly accustomed to the data anomaly; such micro-earthquakes were the standard, everyday byproduct of Director Clay coordinating high-tier battles within his Gym perimeters.

By default, the mechanical efficacy hard-coded into the Heavy Slam subroutine dictates that the greater the user's physical mass, the more preposterous its offensive output scales.

Furthermore, the exact millisecond Steelix's full weight slammed into the turf, the impact generated a high-intensity localized Earthquake effect. The reinforced concrete arena was violently cleaved down its center axis, revealing a massive, bottomless geometric chasm.

At that moment, the mud shattered, and the authentic Seismitoad forcefully breached the surface. Its blue-skinned chassis was heavily caked in wet muck, while the specialized bulbous nodes lining its carapace were vibrating erratically.

It had explicitly scaled the resonant frequencies of its nodular nodes to absorb, buffer, and channel away the worst of the Heavy Slam's seismic feedback before the tremors could compromise its vital organs.

"Seismitoad, drown their positioning—Muddy Water!"

Seismitoad's facial plates puffed out significantly as it unchained a deafening, earth-shaking croak that echoed off the rafters.

Up in the upper airspace, the Rain Dance storm clouds responded instantly, intensifying into a monumental, blinding torrential downpour.

The cascading sheets of water saturated Seismitoad's hide, cleanly washing the residual muck from its skin within milliseconds.

Seizing the fluid environmental metrics, the vibration colossus systematically manipulated the falling rainwater, mixing it dynamically with the loose sub-soil layer to format a roaring, high-velocity mudslide that surged forward to engulf Steelix's lower segments.

"Director Clay, against a standard, factory-spec Steelix configuration, your specialized tactical mudslide would have comfortably compromised its tracking loops and secured a clean containment."

"However... my partner's physical volume is far too gargantuan. A common, low-volume mudflow lacks the necessary mass to impose any significant structural drag across its hide," Feng Che analyzed with cool detachment.

The roaring torrent of mud and rock barely cresting a fraction of Steelix's towering iron segments.

"Steelix, flash-fry the line—Flash Cannon!"

The gargantuan iron serpent unhinged its massive, square jaw, projecting a magnificent, silver-gray column of hyper-dense steel energy.

The blinding Flash Cannon beam cleanly sliced the oncoming Muddy Water vortex into two separate, dissolving halves, boring a massive, smoking trench down the center of the field. The scorched margins of the chasm continuously vented thick wisps of white steam into the downpour.

However, weaponizing the surrounding mud spray as a high-fidelity visual cover, Seismitoad cleanly dived back beneath the surface right before the Flash Cannon beam could cross its coordinates.

It silently tunneled through the wet sub-soil, materializing flawlessly right at the base of Steelix's massive tail plates.

Every single bulbous node caking its carapace violently swelled to maximum capacity, its muscle walls expanding with thick, pulsing blood vessels as its internal processes activated a peak physical enhancement routine, meticulously transforming the frog into a primeval power-lifter.

It aggressively wrapped its heavy palms around Steelix's iron tail ring, locking its joints as it attempted to execute a full-torque, over-the-shoulder martial slam to uproot the monolith.

Regrettably... despite the vibration colossus grinding its fangs and pouring every single ounce of its enhanced physical metrics into the lift, Steelix's massive frame failed to budge by even a single millimeter. The resulting tactical gridlock was noticeble awkward.

Sensing a faint, insignificant pulling sensation disturbing its tail ring, Steelix slowly rotated its massive cranium, its crimson optical sensors locking a thoroughly unimpressed, highly offended gaze straight onto the straining frog.

"My data analytics track Steelix's active physical mass at comfortably breaching the hundred-ton metric. Furthermore, during its baseline evolutionary rewrite within our day care greenhouses, its system systematically absorbed and metabolized high-purity, ancient iron isotopes siphoned from deep volcanic rifts," Feng Che noted with a cold, mocking smirk.

"Regardless of how preposterous your Seismitoad's physical strength scales, or how efficiently its nodular enhancements multiply its lifting torque, it remains a mathematical impossibility for an Elite-border asset to forcefully move a hundred tons of volcanic iron alloy."

"Unless your frog natively commands the primordial, continent-shifting brawn of Regigigas, its calculations are flawed."

"Flatten their perimeter, Steelix—Iron Tail!"

Feng Che unrolled his offensive command flatly.

The iron serpent hoisted its massive tail ring, executing a swift, horizontal sweeping strike that whizzed through the downpour like a broadsword. A brilliant, silver-gray arc of kinetic plasma flashed across the space.

BANG!

A heavy concussive explosion rattled the walls. Seismitoad had forcefully raised its heavy forearms, locking its body into a desperate guard stance to parry the brunt of the Iron Tail.

The frog's limbs were trembling violently, its white lower hooves driven so deeply through the concrete bedrock that only its upper torso remained visible above the floor plates.

The immediate circle of flagstones surrounding its point of entry was completely shattered into a massive, spider-web-like pattern of geometric stress fractures.

"Blast it! Seismitoad, submerge—Dig!"

Clay tightly clenched his calloused fist, his tone dropping into a dark register. In this raw, weight-class head-on collision, his supreme anchor had sustained a severe, highly disproportionate level of physical trauma.

Seismitoad violently pushed the iron tail ring off its crown with a final surge of strength, before immediately boring back down into the sub-soil layer to escape the line of sight and reset its health indicators.

"This frog operates meticulously like a common Diglett, continuously fleeing beneath the dirt the exact second the martial friction spikes."

"Since its system prefers the dark... Steelix, overwrite the tectonic layers using Magnitude!"

Steelix continuously slammed its massive tail plates against the broken flagstones, unchaining a rhythmic succession of high-intensity seismic shockwaves that caused the entire Driftveil Gym to violently rock on its foundations.

"Your Seismitoad relies explicitly on the kinetic resonance of its bulbous nodes to buffer and neutralize standard Earthquake vibrations."

"However... if the absolute raw amplitude of the seismic frequency overrules the maximum capacity limits hard-coded into those nodes, the protective subroutines will fail, delivering massive internal cell trauma straight to its core," Feng Che stated with absolute tactical certainty.

Seismitoad (Subterranean Stress Overload): Code red... The raw kinetic torque radiating through the bedrock has scaled entirely beyond my insulation thresholds!

"Steelix, predict their breach—project Dragon Breath directly toward your three o'clock alignment!"

Steelix drew an immense breath into its chest plates, before unhinging its jaw to launch a towering column of golden draconic energy straight down the specified coordinate track.

Right at that split-second, the subterranean pressure forcefully drove Seismitoad out of the earth, its frame breaking the surface at the precise coordinate block where the golden plasma stream was closing.

BOOM!

The Dragon Breath connected point-blank. Enveloped inside the gold-tinted energy torrent, thousands of independent, golden electrical arcs violently crackled across Seismitoad's hide, permanently paralyzing its motor pathways.

Pinned beneath the Paralysis status condition, the frog's displacement capacity collapsed to absolute zero, its limbs seizing up under the neurological drag.

"Stand tall, partner! Break your limits—unleash Facade!"

Faced with a depleted stamina reserve and a crippling status condition—a matrix that stacked a highly lethal operational deficit over his anchor—Clay chose to throw his entire capital into a final, high-stakes gamble.

Facade was a highly specialized, desperate terminal art engineered explicitly to convert internal biological distress and status trauma into a double-yield offensive payload.

Thick bands of dark, obsidian-colored bio-electricity violently crackled across Seismitoad's skin, its bulbous nodes swelling to absolute structural maximums.

The stray dark lightning arcs arced outward, instantly vaporizing the surrounding stone debris into fine wisps of green smoke upon material contact.

The vibration colossus tightly balled its enhanced fists, its lower limbs violently shattering the mud as it launched its entire frame high into the airspace. Descending down a direct vector, it drove its twin fists straight toward Steelix's lower jaw lining with absolute, full-torque desperation.

Its plasma-sheathed knuckles slammed dead-center into the iron serpent's jaw.

However... the iron colossus failed to register a single frame of vertical displacement; its massive frame remained completely anchored to the plates, entirely unmoved by the impact.

Instead, an immense wave of reflective kinetic recoil violently rippled back down Seismitoad's arm pathways. The ancient iron carapace had functioned like an unyielding anvil, returning the full destructive payload of the strike straight back into the frog's own tissue blocks.

Seismitoad violently spat a plume of crimson fluid into the downpour, its large optical sensors completely bloodshot with absolute, unvarnished cognitive shock.

Seismitoad (System Failure): ...Inconceivable. Exactly what material wall is this dragon forged from? The defensive feedback is apocalyptic!

Feng Che's advanced auditory sensors casually intercepted the asset's final internal neural complaint right before its system short-circuited.

Sustaining the crushing kinetic feedback, Seismitoad's lifeforce index bottomed out completely.

Its heavy chassis plummeted out of the air, crashing limply back onto the broken concrete floorboards, its active indicators registering total, unresponsive syncope.

"The ledger is closed, Director Clay. Your highly celebrated Seismitoad has officially run out of operational stamina," Feng Che noted calmly, his hand dropping to rest against his cloak.

Clay let out a slow, heavy sigh, reaching up to manually remove his brimmed Stetson hat as a sign of respect. The exact millisecond the headwear cleared his crown, Feng Che's visors logged a highly unexpected data profile—beneath that rugged western hat, the supreme kingpin of the Driftveil underground was completely devoid of hair, his skull a perfectly smooth, gleaming bald dome.

Clay was, in unvarnished biological reality, deeply caked in a classic male-pattern baldness layout.

"My deepest apologies, Elite Feng Che. My console inadvertently unclipped my synthetic hairpiece along with my hat," Clay bellowed with a robust, completely unbothered laugh, casually adjusting the hairpiece back over his bald dome with absolute nonchalance.

As long as my own console registers absolute zero psychological embarrassment, the operational drag of the awkwardness shifts entirely to the opponent's processors, the old kingpin calculated smoothly.

Auditing the cataclysmic state of his central battle habitat—which had been effectively converted into a wasteland of smoking chasms and shattered limestone—Clay extended a massive arm, gesturing toward the interior corridors.

"Elite Four Feng Che, navigate behind my stride. Our consoles shall safely interface within my private conference room to finalize the terms of your integration pact."

Clay executed a sharp double-clap of his heavy palms. Two sturdy men tailored in traditional western cowboy leather chaps stepped smoothly out from the side galleries.

"Yuji, Katsuo. Mobilize the industrial cleanup gear and restore the structural parameters of this field immediately."

"Elite Four, follow my line."

Clay smoothly guided the teenager straight into a heavily reinforced, high-clearance boardroom that had been meticulously designed to mirror a high-luxury, classical underworld lounge bar.

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