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Chapter 144 - Chapter 141  -  I’m So High I Can’t Even Handle It!!!

The story had already reached the ending of the first of this week's two newly released episodes.

On the screen, DIO was crawling across the ground, dragging the body Star Platinum had mangled, inching his way toward a manhole cover as though every movement tore another shred of dignity out of him. Even so, he still refused to give up. He kept muttering under his breath, stubborn, nearly delirious:

"That place... if I can just get to that place... then I can still..."

And that was the exact moment even people who had never been especially invested in JoJo finally broke.

An actress sitting in front of the TV covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

"Oh my God, this is ridiculous in the best way possible! Alex is way too funny in this role! How is a villain this terrifying and this absurd at the same time?"

She also happened to be one of the women who had always complained about how far Alex had gone with the muscle training.

If Alex had heard that, he would only have had one answer: pure hypocrisy.

Especially after the night before.

But putting that aside, the reason DIO had carved his name so deeply into anime history as one of its greatest villains with his Part 3 incarnation wasn't just because he had shed the shallower flaws of his earlier self. He was no longer merely a bloodthirsty madman who killed on impulse, snapped without restraint, and thought on too small a scale. Now he embodied everything a truly unforgettable antagonist should be: cold precision, decisive violence, the nerve to kill without hesitation, and even a strange sense of grandeur in the way he treated failed subordinates. Instead of venting his frustration on them, he knew how to reward loyalty. Instead of getting drunk on his own advantage, he kept his guard up at all times, never once giving the protagonist even the slightest chance to turn the tables.

And, of course, there was Alex's performance.

That delirious, magnetic, almost hypnotic performance that hovered somewhere between monstrous and grotesquely charismatic.

But the instant DIO lifted the manhole cover, the situation turned in a way no one expected.

Jotaro, who moments earlier had been left behind after being flung away by a truck in stopped time, was already down there.

Waiting.

Cold. Still. As if hell itself had reserved that space for the two of them.

"This place is already full. You're not getting away."

The woman who had been laughing nonstop blinked twice, her smile freezing in place.

She didn't even know where to start.

When did you get down there?!

But the veteran JoJo fans had already flooded the live comments with the most classic response possible:

"The Joestar emergency teleport. Once per generation."

In Part 1, when DIO abandoned his humanity, George had appeared out of nowhere to protect his son at the fatal moment. In Part 2, when Lisa Lisa was attacked by Kars, Joseph had somehow shown up in an impossible place to save her. And now, in Part 3, it was Jotaro appearing in the sewer as though the laws of space had simply decided to take the night off.

"Give it up, DIO."

Jotaro delivered the line in such a cold tone it sounded like a death sentence.

And in the next second, the punishment came.

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

Star Platinum crashed down on DIO like a merciless storm, pounding his flesh until it was nearly reduced to a shapeless mass. The vampire's body was sent flying backward like a kite with its string cut, but instead of a dying scream, something else came out of him.

Laughter.

Loud. Unhinged. Triumphant.

"You fell for it, Jotaro! This was always my escape route! In the end, you still couldn't beat me when it came to brains! Didn't you notice this place... feels awfully familiar?"

The fans' eyes lit up all at once.

It was unbelievable. Those last two weeks had delivered such an absurd run of iconic moments that it barely felt real. And this whole speech about his "escape route" had the smell of a classic the instant it happened.

After DIO hit the ground, Jotaro finally noticed what was wrong.

This... this place...

Then DIO's voice came from inside the smoke, thick with cruel delight:

"That's right. I brought you here because of Joseph's blood!"

The smoke swirled.

The camera shifted.

And what appeared on the screen robbed the audience of any urge to laugh.

DIO, who a moment earlier had been reduced to something close to ground meat, had now completely restored himself. More than that, there was something new about him. Something heavier. More vicious. More obscene. His hair stood on end, as though the power flooding through his body could no longer be contained beneath his skin. The golden jacket was gone. In its place was only a tight tank top, clinging to the full power of his torso and exposing his body with almost indecent aggression.

And beside him lay Joseph.

Skin sunken in. Body withered. Life slipping away far too quickly.

At Rebeca Verne's house, where mother and daughter were watching together, the silence broke with an involuntary sound.

Rebeca's mother swallowed hard.

Not on purpose. Pure reflex.

Alex's physique in that state, completely exposed beneath that tight fabric, was simply too devastating for women her age. And the costume made it even worse. The cutout in the back of the tank top left his entire spine visible from the waist up, drawing out the structure of his body with a kind of shameless boldness.

It was provocation disguised as wardrobe design.

"Mom!"

Rebeca's voice snapped her out of it instantly.

The woman jolted back to reality as though she had been yanked out of a dangerous dream, coughing twice and stiffening up as she tried to act normal.

But nothing on screen was normal anymore.

"You bastard... DIO!"

The moment Jotaro saw his grandfather in that state, his face twisted with pain and fury. His rage burned all the way to the edge.

And that was exactly where the episode ended.

The screen cut to black.

In the lower corner appeared the same cruel arrow as always:

To Be Continued.

The tension on the viewers' faces froze for a brief second. Nobody breathed. Nobody commented. And then, as though they were obeying the same invisible command, everyone lunged for the next episode.

The finale had finally arrived.

The title appeared onscreen:

A Distant Journey, Farewell, My Friend

"Heh... hahahaha! Just as I expected! Joestar blood is perfectly suited for this body!"

DIO was already slipping into a state that bordered on ecstasy. As he laughed wildly, he dug his nails into his own scalp until he scratched the skin open and drew blood. Under any other circumstances, that deranged performance would have made the audience burst into laughter.

But this time, nobody laughed.

Because rising slowly from Joseph's body was that golden smoke.

The same one.

The same one that had appeared when Avdol died. The same one that had appeared when Iggy passed on.

Joseph's soul floated upward, turned toward his grandson, and spoke with a tenderness that cut straight through the chest.

"No matter what DIO does to my body now... don't let anger take control of you, Jotaro."

From above, his expression was calm. Almost too gentle for a battlefield like this.

"Kakyoin uncovered the secret of his Stand. And I passed that information on to you. You can already move within the world of stopped time... so don't attack on impulse. Don't let rage decide for you."

When he said that, Joseph smiled.

A sincere smile. Light. Almost youthful, despite everything he had lived through.

"Jotaro... this journey was wonderful. Truly wonderful. These fifty days... were some of the happiest of my life."

After those words, his soul vanished into the light, just as Avdol and Iggy had before him.

At Aurora Entertainment's offices, Bruce Walts, who had played Caesar, rubbed at his already reddened eyes. Nearby, Mark kept exhaling through his mouth, as though he were trying to force the tears back down into his chest.

Maybe no one understood the weight of that moment better than he did.

Because Mark had once been Joseph.

He had worn the skin of young Joseph - the reckless, insolent, brilliant Joseph. That was exactly why he now felt the greatness of the man in Part 3 more sharply than anyone else. He no longer had the careless shine of youth. He was no longer the mocking adventurer who seemed untouchable. Even so, even burdened with a Stand so many people dismissed as useless, he still shouldered the responsibility of saving the world again without complaint, and in the end handed everything he had to the next generation.

It was impossible not to bow your head to that.

In the live comments, the viewers were falling apart too.

Those who had only started JoJo with Part 3 could still hold themselves together a little better. But the longtime fans, the ones who had followed Joseph from earlier on, were already done for. The tougher ones were left only with reddened eyes, tight chests, and throats too full to speak. The less resistant ones were crying openly.

"Joseph, my Joseph!"

"Everybody stand up!"

"Alex, you bastard, I'm holding this against you!"

"You old man... you were the coolest of them all!"

The scene continued.

Even with his grandfather's warning echoing in his mind, how could Jotaro possibly hold himself back in a moment like that?

The next instant, he charged straight at DIO.

"THE WORLD! Time, stop!"

"WRYYYYYYYYY!!!"

The energy exploded around DIO with even darker force than before. Jotaro, having already experienced that suspended world several times now, could move for a full two seconds inside stopped time.

Before, that would have been enough.

But Joseph's blood pushed DIO into an entirely new realm.

His stopped time leaped brutally to seven seconds.

"Seven seconds have passed! And power is still overflowing from me! I can still keep time stopped!"

He laughed like a man drunk on power, his voice ringing out like a triumphant delusion.

"Jotaro, you wanted to decide everything in the last two seconds, didn't you? Your plan failed, didn't it?"

Then, in the middle of frozen time, after confirming that Jotaro could no longer move a muscle, DIO didn't attack.

Not right away.

Instead, he closed his eyes like a man savoring his own perfection.

"Ah... this feeling... it's too beautiful. Too beautiful. I feel like I could sing."

Outside the screen, one of the actors watching the episode shouted in frustration:

"What the hell are you doing?! Jotaro can't even move! Why aren't you killing him already?!"

That was exactly what everyone was thinking.

Up until then, DIO had spent the entire fight being absurdly cautious. Suspicious. Methodical. Even when Jotaro played dead, he hadn't dared approach without thinking it through.

So why, of all times, now that he had absolute advantage in his hands, was he suddenly playing around?

The answer came in the next second.

DIO jammed his index finger into his own temple, widened his eyes, and delivered yet another expression no one would ever forget.

"Joestar blood really was perfect!"

Then he exploded:

"I'M SO HIGH I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT!!!"

The scene hit the audience like lightning.

No one blinked.

No one knew whether to laugh, scream, take a screenshot, or fall out of their chair.

The live comments went insane.

"After drinking Joseph's blood, his brain short-circuited."

"That blood went straight to his head."

"Jotaro can't move, just stab him and it's over!"

"That face became a reaction image instantly."

"Alex has completely abandoned sanity on set."

"Great, now I've learned how to say 'I'm so high I can't even handle it.'"

But that moment of mockery came at a price.

DIO wasted too many seconds taunting, savoring, intoxicated by his own superiority. By the time time started moving again, he no longer had enough room to land a truly fatal blow. All he managed was to whip his leg around in a brutal kick and send Jotaro flying into a bridge over the sea.

But he had no intention of letting him slip away again.

"In the next nine seconds of stopped time... I'm going to finish you once and for all! THE WORLD!!!"

With that roar, the horrifying power that had frozen the world before fell once again over Cairo.

The birds hung suspended in the air. Pedestrians froze in the middle of their steps. The whole world looked as though it had been torn out of the normal flow of reality.

DIO landed and smiled.

But instead of attacking Jotaro immediately, he leapt away and disappeared.

The only thing that remained was his voice.

It echoed over the city like the sentence of a judge from hell.

"One second has passed..."

"Two seconds have passed..."

"Three seconds have passed..."

The audience had no idea what he was planning. All they could do was stare at the screen without breathing. Jotaro, lying there, was counting in his own mind as well. It didn't matter where the attack came from. It didn't matter what form it took. The moment those two seconds of movement appeared, he would have to end everything right there.

"Seven seconds have passed!"

DIO's voice rose all at once.

A colossal shadow swallowed Jotaro's body on the ground.

Then came the scream that tore through the screen like an explosion:

"ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA!!!"

What came crashing down from above was a massive steamroller.

Even Jotaro's expression changed.

In the final two seconds, he summoned Star Platinum and poured every ounce of strength in his body into a desperate torrent of blows.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

Above him, DIO roared back in answer, completely deranged as he forced the full weight of the machine down on him.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!"

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

"Eight seconds have passed! WRYYYYYYY!!! TURN INTO GROUND MEAT!!!"

In front of their screens, the audience had already surrendered completely.

It was the same actor.

The same face.

The same person.

And yet there wasn't the slightest feeling of repetition. No sense of mismatch. No break in illusion. Alex had dissolved so completely into DIO that it felt impossible to imagine any other human being reproducing what he had done. Especially not in that final stretch, where the character's madness spilled out through every expression, every laugh, every wild-eyed stare.

And in that moment, countless viewers arrived at the same silent certainty:

There was no second take for a miracle like this.

There was no replacement.

And maybe there would never be another DIO like that one.

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