"O noble youth born into this world, arriving from the prosperity of the Ninja World!"
As the fast-paced drumbeat of the BGM kicked in, Sasuke and Naruto tensed up in sync. They raised their hands and ripped open the buttons of their uniforms. Shreds of clothing exploded and scattered amidst a flow of golden light, revealing the sharp lines of their shoulders and backs. Their movements carried an exaggerated tension, much like male strippers.
Chakra flowed and climbed along their waistlines. The Curse Mark on Sasuke's neck became visible, and the seal on Naruto's abdomen pressed tightly against his abs. The edges of their forehead protectors shimmered with fragments of holy light, reflecting the brightening halos surrounding them.
"May the youth of holy and supple skin,"
Sasuke's fingertips brushed past his waist, and a silver decorative chain fell away at the touch. As Naruto spun, the ribbons at his cuffs scattered like stardust. Their movements were perfectly synchronized, with every hip sway and arm swing hitting the rhythm with precision.
"And the holy lightning clinging to their undergarments,"
When the flow of light reached its peak, both of them simultaneously raised their hands to shield their fronts. With the drop of the final heavy beat, they snapped their arms away—their original long pants had completely vanished, leaving only shimmering, metallic golden briefs that clung tightly to their bodies, becoming the absolute focus of the scene.
This made the eyes of the princess, who had just reached adulthood, go round with shock!
The Chidori condensed from lightning and the rotating Rasengan of Chakra converged. At this moment, a sense of divinity and absurdity merged eerily, and even the air seemed to tremble from this dramatic transformation.
The two weakened versions of the Ninjutsu collided, creating a massive shockwave. This triggered a flower mechanism at the top, sending petals fluttering through the air.
"Bestowing all purity, beauty, and blessings upon you—accept them!"
As the petals fell, both of their outfits transformed into handsome formal suits!
Asuma stood below the stage, completely dazed. He couldn't even keep his cigarette in his mouth; it dropped and burned a hole in his pants. He could understand Naruto doing something this abstract, but how did Sasuke, with his upright and serious demeanor, become so abstract too?
If you're being threatened, blink your eyes.
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