Tsunade threw the entire file at Kano.
"Do whatever you want. I'm not dealing with it. You can build this school wherever you want."
"Then can I build it right here at the Hokage Office?"
"I don't mi—" Tsunade originally thought she was joking, but then she thought of her necklace and feared Kano wasn't joking. "The Hokage Office is a no-go. Pick any other place yourself."
"Fine, let me see where Root is. I'll go take over Danzo's old home."
"Don't. Don't touch him for now. Although I can't stand him either, Root is vast and complex. Besides, Danzo has secrets. I'm not sure what trump cards he has, so he's likely hard to deal with."
"Ahaha, I was joking."
"You don't look like you're joking to me."
"Alright, then Master better not kill him first either. I plan to let Sasuke kill him."
"A young girl shouldn't have such a heavy killing intent. Although I hate him too, his crimes don't warrant death."
"His right eye is Uchiha Shisui's Mangekyo Sharingan, which possesses the brainwashing genjutsu Kotoamatsukami. His right arm is covered in Sharingan; for every Sharingan consumed, he can activate the Uchiha Forbidden Jutsu Izanagi, which you can think of as a one-time resurrection. Additionally, he has the First Hokage's cells transplanted into his body, allowing him to use Wood Release. He has the Reverse Four Symbols Sealing formula drawn on him, which will self-destruct upon death."
"Those are his secrets. You can deduce what he's been up to based on his hidden abilities."
Kano casually revealed all of Danzo's secrets. Tsunade's brain stalled as she listened.
"Is this true?"
"Don't underestimate my information network. I let Sasuke leave partly because I was afraid he'd harm Sasuke. Where do you think that arm full of eyeballs came from?"
"This Danzo really deserves to die!"
Tsunade slammed her hand on the desk in rage, nearly shattering it.
"Hahaha, you look like you have a heavier killing intent than me right now."
"Since you know all this, why don't you just go and take him out?"
"He's not my enemy. There are no members of our Nara Clan in Root. It's better to let Sasuke, who has a grudge against him, do the killing. Besides, Master is the Hokage-sama, so troublesome matters should naturally be handed to you~"
"You brat, I'm already busy enough and you have to tell me such distressing news."
"This is just to give Master a heads-up. Although I've already arranged his funeral, you should still be careful not to get backstabbed by him."
"Aren't you afraid he'll backstab you?"
"Him? If I wanted to kill him, I could kill him over and over again even if he resurrected hundreds of times. Besides, I have my genjutsu, Gentle Land of Falling. He'd die before he could even activate his resurrection."
Speaking of which, Kano was also thinking about gouging out Shisui's Sharingan before the battle between Danzo and Sasuke began.
"Fine, fine, I get it. Since you seem so free, I'll give you another mission. Go and start preparing for it."
Tsunade tossed a letter over. Kano opened it and looked while Tsunade explained.
"The Hidden Mist Jonin Mei Terumī is coming to visit Konoha. Her purpose for coming is currently unclear; she says she's looking for someone and means no harm. So, you'll be arranged to receive her and monitor her to ensure she doesn't do anything dangerous."
"Oh, she's here for a blind date. She's finally coming, huh? I'll have to get ready."
"How do you know that too? Is your information network really that ridiculous?"
"No, no, no, this time is different. I'm the one who invited her to Konoha for a blind date. I traded it as a condition for going to the Hidden Mist Village to hold a concert."
"A blind date? Why come to Konoha for a blind date?"
"I saw that Kakashi-sensei isn't getting any younger and still doesn't have a girlfriend. So, I scouted a good candidate for him. Plus, her strength isn't weak. If she marries Kakashi, she'll become one of our Konoha people. And she has a high desire to get married; as long as Kakashi-sensei agrees, this marriage is basically a done deal."
Tsunade had no idea when Kano had done such a thing. Aside from the occasional mission, she usually didn't leave the village. How did she come into contact with a powerful Ninja from another village?
"How do you know her?"
"I met her when I went to celebrate the Princess's birthday last time. She approached me first, but I wasn't satisfied with the price she offered. I'm not exactly short on money, so I proposed this condition, and she agreed."
"There's just one thing left to do. Kakashi-sensei probably won't agree, so I'll have to trouble you, Master, to assign him a mission."
Tsunade nodded, essentially agreeing to the matter. Bringing a high-end combatant back to Konoha was quite a good thing. She had heard that Kano also encouraged Shikamaru to go on a date with Temari from the Hidden Sand Village. Was she really that enthusiastic about hooking up with female Ninjas from other villages?
Tsunade then remembered a rumor about Kano. She hadn't believed it at first, but this time it was indeed quite ridiculous. It was better to ask Kano and get it clear.
"Kano, let me ask you a question. Do you really know a Brainwashing Technique?"
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