Chapter 118 Oscar: Rongrong and I have become gods?! Hahahaha!
On the Sky Arena, where the five peerless warriors were praising each other.
As Xue Ji swept Oscar with an absolute advantage of 5:0, the cold, mechanical voice rang out again, announcing the result of the match.
At the same time, the layer of "absolute rationality" white light that enveloped Huo Yuhao and the other five also receded like a tide.
The cold, critical, and seemingly emotionless machine-like gaze that was originally there vanished from their eyes in an instant.
In its place was confusion, followed by fear, and finally, deep despair and guilt.
Memories returned, emotions resurfaced.
Everything that had just happened replayed wildly in their minds like a slideshow.
"Even dogs wouldn't eat it."
"Hygiene standards are not up to par."
"Murder of a judge."
"Worthless except for filling one's stomach."
These words, as sharp as blades, actually came from their mouths?
And the target was none other than the pride of Shrek Academy, one of the original Shrek Seven Devils, the future God of Food, Oscar?!
"Oh my god..."
Wang Dong'er's face turned deathly pale, she covered her mouth with both hands, and almost fainted on the spot.
She had just publicly humiliated her ancestor?
And even called him dirty?
If this happened back at Shrek Academy, she'd be etched into the pillar of shame!
Huo Yuhao also trembled, looking at Oscar, who seemed to have aged ten years, squatting on the ground drawing circles, his heart filled with guilt.
Huo Yuhao hurriedly stood up, rushing to Oscar in three steps, scratching his head, his face full of embarrassment and anxiety:
"Th-that! Senior Oscar! Please let me explain!"
"Just now... just now it was Tianmu's doing! It wasn't our intention!"
"We actually really admire you!"
"Really! Your sausages are incredibly famous in Shrek's history! We've all been dreaming of having a bite!"
Xu Sanshi quickly joined in, rubbing his hands together and smiling obsequiously, "Yes, yes, senior! Just now... that was possession! Yes, mind control! How could we Shrek people possibly look down on a big sausage? That's a man's romance!"
However, Oscar remained crouched on the ground, his hands covering his head, looking utterly hopeless.
'Don't comfort me...'
'I heard everything...'
'Greasy... lewd... unhygienic...'
'So, in the eyes of my descendants ten thousand years from now, I'm just a weirdo selling counterfeit goods...'
Oscar's voice choked with emotion, clearly the 'rational attack' he'd just received had dealt a heavy blow to his psyche.
Just then, He Caitou, who had been frowning in thought, suddenly stepped forward.
His dark face held a serious and inquisitive expression as he stared intently at the six spirit rings that were faintly visible on Oscar's body.
Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black.
A six-ringed Spirit Emperor.
He Caitou took a deep breath, as if confirming something unbelievable, and asked in a deep voice:
'Senior Oscar, please forgive my intrusion.'
'Is this... the world ten thousand years ago?'
Oscar, still in his slumber, paused for a moment upon hearing this, then looked up blankly, his face still wet with 'crocodile tears':
'Huh? What ten thousand years ago?'
"It's Douluo Calendar 2637 now, what do you mean by before or after?"
Hearing this year, He Caitou's eyes flashed, and he turned to Huo Yuhao and the others, nodding:
"Just as I thought."
Then, he looked at Oscar again, his tone becoming extremely solemn:
"Senior, although it's hard to believe, the five of us are indeed from ten thousand years in the future."
"In our time, Shrek Academy was already the number one academy on the continent."
"And you, along with Tang San and the others, the original Shrek Seven Devils..."
He Caitou paused, pointed to the sky, then to Oscar:
"According to our history textbooks, you all became gods ten thousand years ago, ascending to the God Realm and leaving behind countless legends."
"Especially you, as the first food-type Title Douluo in the history of the continent, you even inherited the position of the God of Food!"
"But..."
He Caitou looked at Oscar's slightly immature face and six spirit rings, his tone carrying a sense of absurdity and temporal distortion:
"Right now, you seem to be only a six-ring Soul Emperor?"
"This means that the sky not only connects space but also time, pulling you, who is in the past timeline, and us, who are in the future timeline, onto the same arena!"
These words silenced the entire arena.
Oscar was completely dumbfounded.
His mouth gaped open, his peach blossom eyes widened like copper bells, and his brain instantly went blank.
"Wait... let me sort this out..."
"You are... people from ten thousand years in the future?"
"I am... an ancestor?"
"And... I've become a god? The God of Food?"
Oscar pointed at his nose, feeling like he was listening to a fairy tale.
Although he was a genius now, he was just a support-type Soul Master with some talent!
Becoming a god?
That was something only a behemoth like the Spirit Hall dared to dream of, right?
He, a sausage seller, could actually become a god?
Time passed second by second.
Several minutes passed.
Oscar looked at the five teenagers in front of him wearing strange school uniforms and using Soul Guidance Devices that he couldn't understand.
He also remembered the woman named Xue Ji from earlier, who kept talking about "humans from ten thousand years in the future."
Coupled with Tian Mu's unpredictable methods... all the clues slowly pieced together in his mind.
Boom!
It was like a bolt of lightning ripped through the night sky.
Oscar leaped to his feet, his previous dejection vanishing, replaced by an unbelievable ecstasy and shock.
"Holy crap!!!"
"I...I'm going to become a god?!"
"I'm the God of Food?!"
At this moment, losing the competition, having his sausage rejected—none of it mattered!
Oscar grabbed He Caitou's shoulder, babbling incoherently with excitement:
"Big guy! Say it again! I really became a god? What about Rongrong? Did Rongrong become a god? Did I help her ascend?"
"Hahahaha! I told you I'm a genius!"
"The rules of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School are worthless! I'm a future god!"
Watching Oscar instantly transform from an "autistic patient" to a "manic patient," Huo Yuhao and the other four exchanged bewildered glances, a single thought simultaneously forming in their minds:
This ancestor... seems to have pretty good mental fortitude?
Seeing Oscar gesturing excitedly, Huo Yuhao couldn't help but smile as well, quickly adding, "Senior Oscar, don't worry. Senior Ning Rongrong not only became a god, but she also inherited the divine position of the Nine-Colored Goddess. She and you, the God of Food, are a famously divine couple, the envy of everyone."
"Nine-Colored Goddess...divine couple..."
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