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Chapter 52 - Chapter 52: Smartie Pants

On the third morning in the den, Luna woke to warmth, weight, and the deeply suspicious feeling that she had become the center of a very small and very demanding kingdom.

Charlotte was attached to her breast with the grim determination of a tiny tyrant, both little phoenix wings twitching as she drank. One of the boys had somehow wedged himself against Luna's ribs, another had curled up near her hip, and the fattest of the three had managed to flatten himself directly across her stomach as if claiming territory. His down was already warmer than the others', and every so often a faint ripple of gold heat passed through him in his sleep.

Luna opened one eye and stared down at the pile of babies covering her "this feels illegal," she murmured.

Theo, who had apparently already been awake for some time because of course he had, looked over from where he was sorting cloths and clean bowls near the wash basin. "What does?"

"The fact that they can all be this small and still take up the entire bed."

Ash laughed from the doorway of the inner chamber, where he had been returning from one of his short checks outside the sleeping room. "That one is yours," he said, pointing directly at the fat chick on her stomach. "He has your talent for expansion."

Luna narrowed her eyes at him. "I gave birth three days ago. You are in danger."

Alo, who had been crouched beside Charlotte's basket of spare wraps even though Charlotte had absolutely no intention of using them, leaned in to inspect the chick in question with solemn attention. "He is larger," he agreed.

"That is not helping," Luna informed him.

Charlotte made a tiny, fierce sound around her mouthful of milk and tightened her fist in Luna's hair with astonishing strength. Luna winced.

"Oh, good morning to you too, you tiny red backed gremlin."

Theo was beside her almost immediately, carefully untangling Charlotte's little fingers from Luna's hair one by one. "She likes it."

"She is trying to scalp me."

"She is bonding."

"She is committing crimes," Luna said.

Charlotte finished drinking, released her mother with a sleepy little snort, and immediately opened her startling blue eyes as if offended at being discussed. Her skin was so pale it looked almost porcelain against the thick furs, and the little tufts of red hair on her head had somehow become even fluffier overnight. Her tiny phoenix wings flexed with all the fierce importance of a creature who believed herself magnificent.

Luna stared at her and softened instantly. "Never mind. She's innocent."

Ash snorted. "That one?"

"That one is perfect," Luna said firmly.

Alo leaned down, kissed Charlotte's forehead with grave reverence, and then looked at Luna with a tenderness that still surprised her every time it crossed his face. "They are all perfect," he said quietly. "Thank you."

There was no irony in him and no hesitation either. He said it like prayer, like oath, like the simple truth of the world. Luna felt her chest squeeze.

"You don't have to thank me every five minutes," she muttered, though her voice had already gone soft.

"I will anyway," Alo said.

Ash walked farther in, carrying a bundle of wood in one arm and the expression of a man who had discovered something amusing and intended to enjoy it for at least an hour. "You can thank her after you see what got left at the door."

Theo looked up sharply. "What?"

"At the outer threshold," Ash said. "Someone dropped off a courting pile big enough to feed us for days."

Luna pushed herself up on one elbow at once. "A what pile?"

Ash set the wood down. "Gems, rare fruits, cured meat, fresh meat, wrapped roots, honey cakes, and what I think might be an entire hindquarter from a mountain ram."

She blinked. "That sounds less like a courting gift and more like a hostage negotiation."

"It is courting," Alo said flatly.

Theo's expression had already cooled into something polished and dangerous. "The silver bear."

Luna shifted Charlotte onto her shoulder and yawned. "The silver bear I haven't even seen?"

"The same," Ash said.

"The leader?"

"Yes."

Luna considered this for less than a second. "Well. Free food."

All three men looked at her.

She looked back.

"What? If he's hot, he's hot."

Alo stared at her in open betrayal. "What happened to the small innocent girl I first met?"

Ash burst out laughing, full and shameless. "She's a fake."

Theo did not even bother pretending outrage. "I do not care," he said. "I love her."

Luna, still half buried in furs with one baby on her shoulder and three chicks using her as furniture, laughed so hard she almost woke the boys. "You are all ridiculous."

"We are not the ones accepting meat from strange bears," Theo replied.

"It was at the door," Luna said. "It's practically community property."

"It was not left for the community," Ash said.

"No," Alo agreed darkly. "It was left for you."

Luna's gaze slid toward the tunnel entrance with renewed interest. "How do you know anyway is my name on it, could be for anyone. did he send anything shiny?"

Ash gave her a long look. "Yes."

"Then I stand by my earlier statement."

Theo came over to help settle the babies while Luna sat upright properly. As promised by Sprout and by whatever terrifying speed phoenix children obeyed, the boys were visibly bigger than they had been on the first day. They still looked newborn, but no ordinary newborn had eyes that sharp or the ability to glare when re positioned. The fattest one especially had developed a suspiciously opinionated squint.

Luna looked over the three of them and then brightened. "Can I name them?"

Alo nodded immediately because of course he did.

Ash smiled. "You can, but boys often rename themselves later."

"That is deeply rude of them."

"It is tradition," Theo said.

"It is rude tradition," Luna corrected.

She pointed at the fattest chick first. "That one is Chunky."

The men all looked at the chick, then at her.

Ash was the first to fail. "Chunky?"

"He's chunky."

"He is broad," Alo offered diplomatically.

Theo pinched the bridge of his nose. "That is not a name."

"It absolutely is," Luna said. She pointed to the second chick, who had managed to climb over a fold of blanket twice his height and now stood there wobbling triumphantly. "That one is Brave."

Alo nodded once. "That is a real name."

"Thank you," Luna said.

Then she pointed to the third, who was pecking curiously at the tie of Charlotte's little silk wrap with unmistakable concentration. "And that one is Smartie Pants."

The silence this time was even worse.

Ash slowly turned to Theo. "What is a smartie pants?"

Theo looked faintly offended that he had been asked. "How would I know?"

Alo frowned at the chick. "Is it a kind of hunter?"

Luna lost all dignity and laughed until tears gathered in the corners of her eyes. "No. It just means he thinks he knows everything."

All three men looked at the tiny chick again, the chick, as if sensing discussion, continued pecking with superior determination.

Ash gave a reluctant nod. "That one may have earned it."

Luna spent the next few minutes fussing over Charlotte's clothes because she had priorities and those priorities were apparently silk. She had made the little outfits originally for the dragon babies still waiting to hatch, but Charlotte was here now and therefore Charlotte got them. The tiny wraps and soft silk ties looked absurdly delicate against the baby's white skin and red hair. Luna had already decided that if the world was ending, her daughter could at least be fashionable while it happened.

"Look at this," she said for the fifth time, holding up a pale gold wrap with little stitched flame motifs. "Look at how cute this is. She looks like a tiny arrogant dumpling."

"She does not know what fashion is," Theo said.

"She will."

"She is three days old."

"She has standards, shes mine and shes a phoenix"

Ash sat down beside her and watched as Luna carefully changed Charlotte into another wrap. The baby endured the process with all the offended dignity of a tiny queen being dressed by incompetent servants. When Luna finished and held her up, the little phoenix wings poked out neatly through the back ties.

Alo made a low, helpless sound.

Theo looked at the ceiling as if asking the ancestors for patience.

Ash grinned. "We're never getting her out of silk again, are we?"

"Obviously not," Luna said.

Once Charlotte had been admired sufficiently, Luna tried to stand.

Three husbands reacted like she had announced plans to sprint into battle naked.

Theo caught her elbow instantly. "No."

Luna blinked at him. "I was just going to walk."

"You are staying here," Alo said.

"You gave birth three days ago," Ash added.

"I know when I gave birth. I was there."

Theo crossed his arms. "You are resting."

Luna looked down at herself, then turned in a slow circle that was admittedly much easier than it should have been. Her stomach had gone almost completely flat already thanks to Sprout's ridiculous post birth gifts, her skin was smooth again, and physically she felt annoyingly good. She was pretty sure she had returned to being skinny faster than nature or fairness allowed.

"I feel fine," she said.

"We do not care," Alo answered.

"That was very caveman of you."

"Yes," he said.

Ash laughed. "At least he's honest."

Luna planted her hands on her hips. "I only want to go for a walk."

Theo gave her a look. "In the bear tribe bunker, full of strangers, while silver courting gifts are being left at our door?"

"When you say it like that, it sounds interesting."

"It sounds like no," Theo replied.

Charlotte made an impatient noise, and Luna's entire rebellion collapsed on the spot. "Oh, all right, but only because she outranks all of you."

"That is true," Ash said.

Alo did not argue. None of them did, in fact, because Charlotte had already demonstrated the power to command the entire room with one indignant squeak.

The rest of the morning turned soft and strange in the way only newborn mornings could. Alo handled the babies with an intensity that bordered on worship. He checked their breathing, their warmth, the softness of their blankets, and whether they had somehow become hungry again in the thirty seconds since the last inspection. Ash kept one eye on the eggs in their nesting furs and the other on the boys, intervening whenever Chunky attempted to climb directly onto Charlotte. Theo took charge of Luna completely, which mostly meant washing her hair, changing her dress ties, making her drink broth, and pretending none of this was deeply satisfying to him.

At one point he sat her on a cushion near the wash basin and carefully combed his fingers through the length of her hair. The eternal shampoo Sprout had gifted her had turned it into a scandal. It fell in a bright, silky sheet all the way down her back and refused to tangle even with a baby's fist in it.

Theo ran the comb through once, then again.

Luna tilted her head with smug delight. "You like it."

"It is impractical."

"You like it."

He smoothed a section down over her shoulder. "I do."

She smiled. "I knew it."

He leaned down and kissed the top of her head, then continued brushing as if he had not just given himself away. Nearby, Ash was trying to rescue Smartie Pants from a bowl he had no business investigating.

"How," Ash asked with genuine bafflement, "is that one already judgmental?"

"Natural talent," Luna said.

Chunky had fallen asleep in Alo's lap after attempting to peck a strip of dried meat larger than his face. Brave had discovered that climbing onto Charlotte's blanket earned him a glare from Alo and had therefore decided it was his life's calling. Charlotte, meanwhile, had entered a phase of contented milk-drunk possessiveness and now spent as much time playing with Luna's hair as she did eating.

"She likes the color," Theo said.

"She likes pulling it."

"She is a baby."

"She is a menace."

Charlotte looked up from her handful of blonde hair with enormous ice-blue eyes and made a happy cooing sound.

Luna melted instantly. "No, she's not. She's wonderful."

Alo, still holding Chunky like a sacred object, looked at Luna with a softness that would have ruined any enemy stupid enough to witness it. "You made her," he said again, as if he still could not believe it. Then he leaned across the furs and kissed Luna slowly, carefully, as though thanking her with his whole body this time instead of words.

When he drew back, he rested his forehead to hers and smiled in a way that made him look younger and more dangerous all at once. "None of them are twisted by my mutation," he said quietly. "They are strong. They are whole. They are perfect."

Luna touched his cheek. "So are you."

Alo's throat moved.

Ash looked away on purpose, which only made it obvious he had heard every word. Theo did not look away at all. He simply watched Luna with that quiet, unwavering devotion he carried like a second skin.

By midday, the gifts at the door had been divided into neat piles. Theo had inspected everything for poison, Ash had carried in the meat, and Alo had placed the brightest gems within Luna's sight before pretending he had not done so.

She noticed immediately "You're enabling me."

"No," Alo said. "I am arranging evidence."

"Evidence of what?"

"That another male is trying to court my mate."

Luna eyed the gems. "Very pretty evidence."

Ash laughed from the fire. "You are not helping."

"I don't need to help. He's doing great by himself."

Theo looked over from where he was wrapping sliced fruit. "If the silver bear sends another pile tomorrow, I am throwing it back at him."

Luna perked up. "What if he sends better fruit?"

Theo stared at her.

Ash nearly choked laughing.

Alo looked genuinely pained. "There was definitely once an innocent version of you."

"There was not," Ash said. "You imagined her."

Luna grinned and leaned back into the furs, Charlotte warm on her chest, Brave asleep near her knee, Smartie Pants pecking curiously at a gem he was not allowed to have, and Chunky making little sleepy heat-puffs in Alo's lap. She looked around at the bunker, at the men, at the impossible softness of all of them folded into one hidden place beneath the mountain.

Then she sighed in complete satisfaction. "I want to stay here forever," she announced.

Theo looked at her and knew better.

Ash did too.

Alo, poor fool, still answered, "You can."

Luna smiled the smile that meant trouble. "For maybe two more days."

All three men groaned at once.

And Charlotte, as if blessing the chaos, grabbed another fistful of Luna's silky hair and squealed with delight.

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