"Recite the exact training method and hand seals for the Heavenly Transfer Jutsu, and I'll let you go."
Makoto looked down at the absurdly huge tits [Mabui] kneeling in the dirt before him, his mouth twitching slightly.
Indeed, some things absolutely aren't better just because they're bigger.
Looking at her mutated "assets" honestly just felt deformed and horrifying.
"Huh?!"
Up in the audience seats, Yugito and Samui, who had just been watching the Raikage's humiliating retreat with morbid amusement, suddenly froze.
Makoto was actually actively interrogating the Limited Tsukuyomi version of [Mabui] for the top-secret Heavenly Transfer Jutsu!
If this fake [Mabui] actually provided it, would the jutsu instructions she gave be real or fake?
Clearly, the grand experiment Makoto wanted to conduct right now was to find out this exact answer.
"Impossible. We've both seen Mabui use the Heavenly Transfer Jutsu, sure. Even if we have the hand seals memorized, we don't know the specific, complex internal chakra training method required to survive it," Yugito immediately shook her head, dismissing her own rising panic.
"This Illusionary World couldn't possibly know highly classified things that even we, the core anchors of the illusion, don't personally know."
Makoto naturally understood that Yugito wouldn't know the specific cultivation method of the jutsu, even if she was acting as one of the fundamental "cores" generating this Limited Tsukuyomi.
What Makoto truly wanted to know was whether the Limited Tsukuyomi World, acting as a "fully automatic" reality-simulating engine, also possessed an auto-repair function for its own plot holes.
Back when they transferred the Nine-Tails' chakra from the illusion to the real-world Gedo Statue, Uchiha Hikari had mentioned a highly crucial detail to Makoto.
The Tailed Beast Chakra felt exactly the same inside the illusion, but after using the "Turning Illusion into Reality" hax to pull it out, there was no noticeable change in its sensation or density.
This was completely different from their very first experiment—having Kakashi bring back a physical fragment of Rin.
The major difference between the two events was that Kakashi's test took place in an ordinary Tsukuyomi, a highly controlled manual world generated entirely by Uchiha Hikari's conscious mind.
This, however, was a Limited Tsukuyomi, with only three living "cores" acting as the server hosts, while absolutely everything else in the universe was just automatically generated by the jutsu's engine to fill in the blanks.
Under these controlled variables, Makoto's gamer instincts inevitably raised a massive suspicion.
Because the three cores included two actual Jinchuriki, the engine already knew exactly what real Tailed Beast Chakra was supposed to feel like.
Therefore, the chakra successfully ported over to the real world without requiring any additional "correction" by reality.
If that was the case... what about top-secret Ninjutsu?
Or rather, what about classified knowledge and memories?
Yugito had definitely seen the Heavenly Transfer Jutsu being used and knew the external hand seals, but could the specific internal training method be automatically generated by the illusion's engine just to make the fake Mabui a "complete" character?
If it actually could... then there would be a lot to discuss.
The Limited Tsukuyomi might just be the ultimate hackable cheat code for stealing classified jutsu from any village!
The only problem now was whether the terrified NPC in front of him was actually willing to hand the data over.
If she refused to the death, then there really wasn't any other way to test the exploit.
However...
"I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll tell you absolutely everything!"
No problem there.
Currently, the entity with the most resolute unbreakable willpower in the entire Limited Tsukuyomi was still that degenerate [Hyuga Neji], who, despite having his chest violently pierced and both his eyes brutally burned out, still heroically tried to peep into the women's bathhouse with his dying breath.
"According to ancient records, these people from the Hidden Cloud Village are actually the biological descendants of the Eight-Tails and humans. The Eight-Tails can produce thick black ink, which genetically stained their..."
"Why the hell are you here?" Makoto interrupted the sudden lore-drop, staring deadpan at [Konan], who had casually strolled up beside him.
"Weren't you supposed to be keeping watch and protecting Hikari? And now is definitely not the time for another one of your cursed history lessons."
Makoto was completely speechless.
It was as if this woman couldn't go five minutes without dumping the most unhinged lore imaginable!
After swiftly noting down the exact training method [Mabui] eagerly babbled out, Makoto narrowed his eyes and asked a crucial question.
"So why did you just spill your village's greatest secret so easily? Didn't even try to bargain. Could it be that this training method is completely fake, and you're just hoping I train incorrectly and violently kill myself?"
"No, no! I swear it's real! I'm just incredibly afraid of pain!" [Mabui] cried out defensively.
"Afraid of pain? What kind of ridiculous excuse is that?" Makoto scoffed.
"You're a high-ranking ninja! And you're telling me you betrayed your village just because you're afraid of a little pain?"
Makoto had just said it offhandedly to test her, but the terrified woman's next explanation made him deeply suspicious of his own sanity.
"It's true! Actually, [Yugito] and [Kiradio] are also afraid of pain!" [Mabui] frantically explained.
"Jinchuriki? Afraid of pain?" Makoto curled his lip in utter disbelief.
"Before fully mastering a Tailed Beast, what happens when their volatile chakra forcefully overflows? And during the Tailed Beast inheritance process, what happens when that massive chakra is violently extracted? You're telling me they can still be 'afraid of pain' after enduring all that?"
"Oh, that doesn't hurt at all! It actually feels incredibly comfortable," [Mabui] corrected him innocently.
"?????"
"It's true! [Yugito] told me herself that whenever her Tailed Beast Chakra vigorously overflows, she feels incredibly relaxed, just like getting a full-body massage!" [Mabui] nodded enthusiastically.
"And the previous Eight-Tails Jinchuriki? When the Eight-Tails was actively being extracted from his body, it felt so good that he actually had an... 'orgasm'... that deeply offended the previous Raikage who was watching on site, violently forcing the Raikage to go wash his face!"
"..."
'Where the actual fuck did this horrifically cursed, highly specific setting come from?!'
Makoto slowly turned his head to glance into the distance.
Fortunately, Hikari was already so thoroughly disgusted and repulsed by the Jinchuriki in this universe that every single time she extracted chakra, she strictly used her Susanoo to act as a "wireless connection" without making any direct physical contact, keeping a very considerable, hygienic distance.
'The proud, militaristic Hidden Cloud Village had suddenly devolved from a stoic superpower into a literal, masochistic red-light district.'
Makoto needed to violently bleach his brain!
"Stay here and don't move a single muscle," Makoto ordered [Mabui].
After leaving those cold words, he quickly walked away toward where Hikari was working.
Hikari had already successfully absorbed all of the Eight-Tails' massive chakra reserves and was currently transferring it back to the real world.
Surprisingly, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, [Kiradio], was actually still alive over there on the ground.
"This guy's vitality is insanely tenacious. He feels even physically stronger than Uzumaki Menma did," Makoto noted.
"Could it be that the famed Uzumaki Clan in this specific world actually has a genetic trait of being weak and sickly?"
"Sir, it's actually because of the Eight-Tails!" [Mabui] helpfully shouted from the background.
"Before being fully extracted, the Eight-Tails pumped [Kiradio]'s body full of its special ink! It's purely thanks to the intense life-force vitality of that ink that [Kiradio] is still surviving!"
"Yes, exactly!" [Konan] chimed in, eager to share more lore.
"The previous Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, [Burudio], had the Eight-Tails violently drawn out by a mysterious person. In the end, the village had to medically extract his remaining Eight-Tails essence and forcibly transfer it to [Kiradio]. [Burūdio] survived that lethal extraction precisely because the Eight-Tails had left a massive amount of ink deep inside his body!"
"In fact," [Konan] added solemnly, "if [Burūdio] and the Third Raikage hadn't gone way too far in their... late-night activities... leading to a massive, fatal intestinal rupture, he should still be alive today!"
'Good grief.'
'One is named Kiradio (Kill-A-Dio) and the other is named Burudio (Bruise-A-Dio).
"So the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki in this village are quite literally named after violently destroying their own junk, huh?" Makoto muttered, his soul leaving his body.
However, [Kiradio] paid absolutely no heed to the horrifying exposition about his predecessor's ruptured intestines at this moment.
Taking full advantage of everyone's absolute shock and violently diverted attention, the massive man was currently struggling with all his might to silently crawl away on his belly through the dirt.
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