"Logan, my good friend, your buddy Wade is here to see you!"
From across the bar, Deadpool walked over shamelessly and dropped into the seat beside Logan. At the same time, Axel sat down on Logan's other side and waved at the bartender.
"Another bottle of the same."
"No problem."
The bartender tossed Axel a bottle and casually clinked his own against Logan's. Logan only shook his head bitterly and spoke in a drunken voice.
"I thought you were going to say you'd pay my tab. That's what they used to do."
"Then I'm not like them, because I never pay," Axel replied, raising his middle finger at the bartender.
The bartender only smiled helplessly and shrugged. "You can pay if you want, or not if you don't. I can't afford to mess with you people anyway. Anyone who hangs out with Logan is trouble, so consider it my treat."
With that, he casually handed Logan and Axel another bottle.
At the same time, Deadpool grabbed Logan's collar. "Alright, buddy, now is not the time to drink. After I finish what I need to do, I might just shove a bottle somewhere you can enjoy it properly."
"Damn it."
Logan instantly lost patience. He turned sharply and grabbed Deadpool by the neck. His right hand lifted, and the Adamantium claws slowly slid out.
However, he was too drunk. The claws only extended a few centimeters before stopping completely.
Watching Logan struggle to extend them further, Deadpool sighed. "I understand, every middle-aged man runs into problems like this eventually. But are you really planning to fight me like that, or are you coming with me to see the life I prepared for you? It will definitely be better than whatever this is."
The moment he finished speaking, Wade tried to drag Logan away and waved at Axel at the same time.
"Let's go. I'll take you on a tour of the Time Variance Authority."
"No problem, I like a tour guide like you," Axel said calmly, standing up with the bottle still in his hand and following behind them.
After being dragged a few steps, Logan suddenly broke free. He staggered toward the bar, grabbed another bottle, raised a finger toward Wade, and said,
"Wait a moment. Just a moment."
He shoved the bottle into his mouth and emptied it in one go.
Deadpool stared at him and clicked his tongue. "Look at this thirsty little wolf."
"Look at this jealous stray dog. Logan is the main attraction, you're just the clown," Axel said calmly.
Deadpool covered his mouth dramatically. "If you talk like that, I'm going to be very sad."
Thud.
Logan collapsed flat onto the floor the second he finished the bottle.
Deadpool froze for a moment, then looked at Axel. "So that's what he meant by wait a moment. I just had to wait until he was drunk enough to stop resisting."
He immediately pulled Logan up. Because Logan was too heavy, the clothes tore slightly.
Axel let out a quiet whistle. "You're really impatient. There are still more than seventy hours left. Why don't I stay here and drink a little more while you find a hotel nearby?"
"Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you see his uniform? This version will definitely satisfy Paradox," Deadpool replied.
Then he opened a portal and carried Logan straight through it.
But the moment he stepped out, something crackling with electricity slammed into his face.
"Oh my god!"
Deadpool screamed, and both he and Logan instantly disappeared.
At the same moment they vanished, Axel turned into a flash of flame and followed in the same direction.
Meanwhile, inside a branch of the Time Variance Authority from the movie Deadpool & Wolverine, Paradox wiped the sweat from his forehead with difficulty.
"Damn it. How did that idiot provoke someone like him? I searched every record in the TVA and still can't find where that guy came from. He offended the Sacred Timeline completely, and even now the higher-ups haven't figured out how to deal with him."
He slammed his fist against the table.
"And he even claimed he came from DC. What a joke. Marvel has crossed over with DC before, but someone like that would definitely be recorded. He doesn't exist at all. Not in the data. Not anywhere. That stupid Deadpool only needed Wolverine, and instead he brought me a disaster."
At that moment, Deadpool and Logan suddenly fell from the sky.
The impact hit hard, but Logan's body recovered instantly. The alcohol vanished from his system, his torn muscles healed, and he jumped back to his feet, claws fully extended.
"I'm here. Now it's your turn to wait for me."
Deadpool waved at him while slowly standing up. "Why won't they answer me anymore? This must be your fault, or maybe drunk Logan's fault, but it definitely isn't mine. The bigger problem is this, how are we supposed to save my world now?"
He looked around and suddenly froze. "Wait a second. I just saw a Twentieth Century Fox sign. Don't tell me they really threw everything away like trash. Did I just get sent to a junkyard?"
He reached for his waist to check his device, but it was gone.
Deadpool rubbed his head in frustration and turned to Axel, who appeared beside him in an instant.
"Something big happened. I think I messed up again. The TVA isn't helping me anymore, and I lost my teleporter."
Axel nodded calmly. "You really are in trouble. You've been thrown into the Void."
"The Void?" Deadpool froze.
"Yes. The place where the TVA sends everything they erase. The same place shown in Loki, and also in Deadpool & Wolverine. Everything that shouldn't exist ends up here."
Deadpool grabbed his chin in disbelief. "So you know where this is, but you still claim you never watched my movie. That's impossible. Nobody rejects me. Nobody."
"I didn't watch your movie. I watched Loki. Episode five already explained what this place is," Axel replied calmly.
Then he looked toward Logan in the distance.
"Logan, this guy made another mistake. Don't think being immortal will help you here. There are creatures in this place designed to erase everything completely."
"I'm not surprised," Logan said coldly as he walked toward Wade and drove his claws straight into his chest.
"Where are we? Send me back to my world right now."
"You still have to save my world first," Deadpool replied, pulling out his katana and stabbing Logan between the ribs. "We are partners. After we fix everything, we'll make a fortune together. People are already waiting for our next movie."
Logan stabbed straight through Deadpool's head without hesitation. "I don't care about your money. Send me back now."
"I can't. Without my device, the only person who can do that is him," Deadpool said, pointing at Axel.
Logan turned his gaze toward him. "Who exactly are you, and can you really do it?"
Axel only smiled and spread his hands. "A man never admits he can't do something, but I'm not in a hurry to leave. This place is interesting. You get to meet all kinds of people."
He raised his right hand and looked toward the distance.
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