This is getting off-topic.
Let's pull it back.
Earlier, it was mentioned that when Tang San saw Mei Gongzi's human form, he thought she was human, and he was probably quite happy about it.
Unfortunately, Tang San is destined to be disappointed.
Regardless of whether Mei Gongzi is Xiao Wu or not, one thing cannot be changed.
She only looks like a human, but in reality, she is not human.
Huh?
Why does that sound like an insult?
Douluo Five Mei Gongzi Livestream: "."
Douluo Five Su Qin Livestream: "."
It should be said that Mei Gongzi only looks like a human, but in reality, she is not human.
Only half of her bloodline comes from humans, which is from her Mother Su Qin, but the other half of her bloodline comes from...
"Shen Fan."
"The milk tea on the table is almost full again."
"Come and take it."
Seeing that Shen Fan was going around in circles and about to bring the topic back to the starting point, Su Qin quickly interrupted him. For the rest of the time, she didn't stay idle. While deftly pouring milk tea, she chatted with Shen Fan until he left the shop with the milk tea. Only then did she sigh in relief and sit down, feeling a bit tired.
Is this Su Qin so talkative?
Good heavens.
For almost half an hour, she didn't stop talking for even a second.
Wait a minute.
She wouldn't be trying to make me her son-in-law, would she?
As the saying goes.
The more a mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes him.
Only by treating me as a son-in-law can it be explained why she has so much to say to me.
Otherwise, given her status, even if I bought ten thousand times the amount of milk tea, she would absolutely not be so enthusiastic towards me.
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "That's a pretty reasonable analysis."
Douluo Five Su Qin Livestream: "."
Douluo Five Mei Gongzi Livestream: "."
It's just that she misjudged me.
I'm a scoundrel, a proper playboy.
I can't achieve 'to have one heart, to grow old together'.
Of course, I like Mei Gongzi.
But I also like her, Su Qin, too.
Douluo Five Su Qin Livestream: "?"
Douluo Five Mei Gongzi Livestream: "Damn it."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Hehehe."
"I knew it."
Mei Gongzi's Mother is so beautiful and she's a supporting character or an extra in a novel. How could Shen Fan, that scoundrel, not be tempted?
How does that saying go?
I remember now.
I think this Su Qin is also quite charming.
Douluo Five Su Qin Livestream: "."
Douluo Five Mei Gongzi Livestream: "."
Hmm?
Why is this Tang San fellow following me?
Could it be that he sees I have a lot of money and wants to rob me?
At this moment, Shen Fan had already arrived at a deserted corner. Just as he was about to expand his senses to see if anyone was paying attention to him, he discovered Tang San hiding in another corner.
"Come out."
"How long do you plan to follow me?"
Shen Fan said.
"Still not coming out?"
"Do you think I'm bluffing you?"
With that, Shen Fan turned a corner and appeared in front of Tang San.
"You... how did you find me?"
Seeing that Shen Fan had indeed discovered him, Tang San's face was filled with shock.
"Is it hard to find you?"
If Shen Fan hadn't been writing his diary all this time and completely ignored the subtle movements around him, he wouldn't even need to use his senses to discover Tang San.
"Speak."
"Why are you following me?"
Seeing that Tang San didn't speak, only his expression grew a bit uglier, Shen Fan had no intention of continuing to waste words with him. He took a step forward with an unfriendly tone and questioned him.
"I have no ill intentions."
"I just want to ask you why you can move so freely."
"You should know that the other races in this World are not friendly to us humans."
Since things had already deviated from his original plan, Tang San thought for a moment and changed his approach.
"Hehe."
"Nonsense."
If your eyes weren't secretly glancing at my ring when you spoke, I might have actually believed you."
At this moment, Shen Fan had also reacted. It should be that when he was storing the milk tea just now, Tang San detected the spirit power fluctuations emitted by the storage spirit tool ring itself, which made Tang San have some thoughts.
"I admit."
"I did secretly look at your ring just now."
"But that was just out of curiosity."
You should also know that as a human, it's impossible to normally see such treasures that can store things.
If it wasn't necessary, Tang San didn't want to fall out with Shen Fan right now. He wanted to be friends with Shen Fan first, and after their relationship gradually became familiar, he would then subtly inquire about the things he wanted to know.
After all, Shen Fan, who was in front of him, clearly wasn't using spirit power, yet he possessed a spirit tool exclusive to the Douluo Continent. If this point wasn't clarified, Tang San would always feel uneasy.
However, Tang San's ideas were good, but Shen Fan wouldn't revolve around him, the male lead, like everyone else.
Just as Tang San finished his babbling, Shen Fan smiled at him very "kindly." Then, as Tang San thought Shen Fan had believed him and that he had successfully taken the first step, and also smiled back, Shen Fan lifted his leg and delivered a kick to Tang San's private parts, hitting him directly.
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Oh my god."
"That looks painful."
Even I subconsciously clenched."
Douluo One Yao Zi Livestream: "Same here."
Douluo II Tang Ya Livestream: "Haha, Shen Fan did great."
It's still the same thing, I don't have the ability, otherwise I would definitely give Tang San a kick like that too.
"Not enough."
He needs a few more kicks.
He has to make Tang San's balls pop out."
Douluo III and Douluo Four Xiao Wu Livestream: "Sigh."
Douluo III and Douluo Four Ah Yin Livestream: "."
Douluo III and Douluo Four Tang Wutong Livestream: "."
Douluo Er Ma Xiaotao Livestream: "You don't even mind the dirt."
Douluo II Tang Ya Livestream: "I'm not stupid."
At most, the first kick will be with my foot.
For the subsequent kicks, I'll definitely use other tools to smash his balls."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Smash his balls?"
Hehehe.
That's a good word choice.
The livestream is truly full of hidden talents.
I am not alone on this path.
It seems he's unconscious.
Alright.
Let him stay here and fend for himself.
Whether he can survive depends on his own fate.
But seriously.
I actually hope he lives.
After all, I'm quite curious to see what Tang San will look like as a eunuch.
Douluo II Tang Ya Livestream: "I'd also like to see that."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Me too."
The rest of the girls in the livestream: "."
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