Half an hour later.
Inside Shen Fan's room's bathroom.
"Bathing is truly comfortable."
"It's a pity that Yan Yan and Ling Ling were too greatly tormented by the Ten Thousand Times Sensation; other parts have recovered, but that area still hasn't, so they can't bathe with me."
"Otherwise…hehe, we'd battle until the bathroom was flooded."
Douluo Continent One, Du Gu Yan and Ye Lingling Livestream: "…"
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Flooding the bathroom isn't enough."
"Strive to flood the entire inn."
The rest of the girls in the Livestream: "…"
"But speaking of serious matters, after the continuous meddling by Ice dragon king and Ning Fengzhi in the Task World, I increasingly feel that breaking up the Shrek Three Beauties and Dai Mubai, Tang San, and Oscar is much, much simpler than I imagined."
"For example, I called Xiao Wu in the Task World 'Little Sister Xiao Wu,' a relatively intimate address, and not only did Xiao Wu in the Task World not mind, she even approved of it. Xiao Wu in the Real World only teased me a few times and didn't show any aversion."
"There's also Ning Rongrong in the Real World."
"She also had no objection whatsoever to me calling Ning Rongrong in the Task World 'Little Sister Rongrong.' She even jokingly pulled over Zhu Zhuqing, this little kitty from the Real World, and told me to call her 'Little Sister Zhuqing.'"
"A side note."
"With a good sister like Ning Rongrong, how could Zhu Zhuqing avoid being tricked?"
Douluo I Ning Rongrong Livestream: "How annoying."
"I'm helping you, and you're still saying I'm tricking Zhuqing."
"Hmph."
"I won't help you anymore."
Douluo II to Douluo Four Ning Rongrong Livestream: "…"
Douluo I to Douluo Four Zhu Zhuqing Livestream: "…"
"But then again."
"Speaking of Ning Rongrong, I already have experience."
"In the Real World, I don't need to chat idly with my father-in-law at all."
"As long as I don't hide my strength, my father-in-law, who is good at investing, will find a way to bring Rongrong and me together himself."
"Hehehe."
"First, strength; second, speed."
Douluo I to Douluo Four Ning Rongrong Livestream: "…"
"Right."
"Now that even Tang Hao, the biggest threat, has been severely injured by Bibi Dong, those who could hear the news of the 100,000-year Spirit Bone near Heaven Dou City that day and rush to Heaven Dou City on horseback should not have any more clueless fellows coming to cause trouble."
"In that case, the Qi and other things I replenished to deal with Tang Hao seem to have no use."
"Forget it."
"Let's try All Heavens Saint Hand three more times."
"Otherwise, it would be a waste."
[Soul Body Han Shanshan]: A beauty from the Battle Through the Heavens World.
"Han Shanshan?"
"From the Battle Through the Heavens World?"
Battle Through the Heavens Xuan Yi Livestream: "!!!"
Battle Through the Heavens Qing Xianzi Livestream: "Is it her?"
"I've read Battle Through the Heavens from beginning to end at least a hundred times, and I don't remember a person named Han Shanshan."
"But this name sounds a bit familiar."
"Uh."
"I remember now."
"She's a character who appeared in the Battle Through the Heavens side story, Legend of Yao Lao. Although she's also from the Battle Through the Heavens World, she doesn't have much to do with the novel Battle Through the Heavens itself. Her name never even appeared in the entire Battle Through the Heavens novel."
"Speaking of which."
"Since even Han Shanshan, who has already perished, has been brought over by me, then shouldn't that Hu Jiujiu, who disappeared from the Dou Qi Continent, also be arranged?"
Battle Through the Heavens Xuan Yi and Qing Xianzi Livestream: "…"
Battle Through the Heavens Han Shanshan Livestream: "???"
"Continue."
[A Bottle of Youth Preserving Pills]: When taken, allows one to retain eternal youth, from A Record of a Mortals Journey to Immortality World.
"Not bad, not bad."
"Got ten Youth Preserving Pills."
"According to the setting of A Record of a Mortals Journey to Immortality World, taking one pill allows one's appearance to forever remain as it was at the moment the Youth Preserving Pill was taken."
Tianqiong Livestream: "Hiss."
"I want it."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "I told you so."
"Shen Fan isn't unlucky; it's because he touched the juice brewed by Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling, as well as my sister's blue silk, without washing his hands, which is why he couldn't obtain anything good."
"Look."
"Now Shen Fan is bathing, which counts as having washed his hands, so good things are coming one after another, aren't they?"
Douluo Continent One, Du Gu Yan and Ye Lingling and Shui Bing'er Livestream: "Shut up…"
The rest of the girls in the Livestream: "…"
"Last time."
[Super Metal Storm (Super-Compact Individual Soldier Infinite Bullet Version)]: A super-evolved version of Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, forty-five thousand rotations per breath, from an unknown World.
"Good heavens."
"Super Metal Storm?"
"Super-Compact Individual Soldier Infinite Bullet Version?"
"Forty-five thousand rotations per breath?"
"If this were taken to an ordinary World without a cultivation system, theoretically, it could wipe out a million people in less than a minute."
"Perfect."
"This thing can be used by Xu Xin and Zhen Nan for this Douluo II mission."
"Hehehe."
"I remember that the Elite Competition held in Mingdu this time was simply a conspiracy. Xu Tianran planned to use this Elite Competition to capture all the contestants from various forces who came to participate."
Douluo Er Xu Tianzhen Livestream: "Ah, this…"
The rest of the Douluo II girls in the Livestream: "…"
"If Xu Tianran is clueless and wants to send soldiers to trouble us, then he can only taste what it's like for all his soldiers to be wiped out in one minute."
Douluo II Sun Moon Empire girls Livestream: "…"
"Wait."
"I've been led astray by some people in the original World."
"No matter what, the Douluo World is a cultivation World, and the Spirit Tool technology in the Douluo II Era also uses explosion artistry, but those explosion arts don't have much effect when used on Spirit Masters."
"Similarly, the Super Metal Storm, also an explosion art, may not produce much effect."
"To avoid going from showing off to being a fool, I should test the power of this Super Metal Storm first."
Thinking of it, Shen Fan acted. He didn't bother to put on clothes, directly using his mind to arrive in the Xuan Tian Divine Palace, and then began testing amidst the clacking sounds of mechanical rotation.
"It seems the power is decent."
"According to the test results, this thing still has some effect in a cultivation World of the sewer level like the Douluo Continent."
"Even a Spirit Saint, if continuously hit for two or three breaths, would probably be finished."
"Of course."
"This Spirit Saint refers to a true Spirit Saint from the Douluo I Era. If it were a so-called Spirit Saint from the Douluo II Era, they would probably be riddled with holes in less than a breath."
Douluo II girls Livestream: "…"
"It's enough."
"Exchange for one more using points, and Xu Xin and Zhen Nan will be all set."
"Hmm?"
"Someone's knocking just as I came out of the Xuan Tian Divine Palace?"
"Why is Xiao Wu here?"
"Wait a minute."
"Why did she change clothes?"
"Is this Xiao Wu from the Real World or Xiao Wu from the Task World?"
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