"So hungry, so hungry! I want to eat cake, I want to eat mousse cake! Mousse cake, where is the mousse cake?"
Just awakened, Charlotte Linlin ripped open the nutrient tank and roared frantically. Doflamingo, who had been standing to the side with a slightly ingratiating smile, froze, suddenly realizing something fatal.
Matching Charlotte Linlin's immense power was her incredibly brutal nature. At least half of the blame for the rumors of her cruelty circulating outside was due to this person's unique eating disorder!
Charlotte Linlin might be brutal, but she wasn't a pervert, after all. Things like eating living people, or even her own children, were clearly caused by the onset of her eating disorder.
When the eating disorder flared up, she could even eat her own children. One could imagine the extent to which she would disregard her own kin... Doflamingo didn't think he would be an exception!
Doflamingo snapped to his senses, shuddered, and without a word, turned and ran. At the same time, his hands extended a large number of strings, binding his two subordinates, and he instantly escaped the room.
The very next second after they escaped the room, with a loud boom, the entire door was shattered. The terrifying Gluttonous Demon King's eyes were bloodshot, and her wild Conqueror's Haki raged madly, making the fleeing Doflamingo secretly wail in misery.
What is this mess! A great villain like him, black from head to heart, had finally saved someone and done a good deed, only to save a great disaster!
Oh, the one he saved was Charlotte Linlin, who was even more brutal than himself! Then it's fine.
"Hurry and order the chefs to make mousse cake!"
Doflamingo extended his hand, turning it into countless threads, grabbing Buffalo—who had seen Charlotte Linlin's terrifying figure and was preparing to fly away—and commanded loudly.
"Ah!? Mousse cake?"
Buffalo asked stupidly. Doflamingo had no time to explain to this fat man! He slapped him directly on the head, causing a bump to appear and making him see stars:
"Less nonsense, go quickly! Tell the kitchen chefs to make plenty!"
"Yes, Young Master!"
Clutching his head and shedding tears, Buffalo understood after taking the hit and went to execute the order without another word.
Although Buffalo's combat power was about the same as a small fry in front of Charlotte Linlin—Charlotte Linlin could casually create a Homie and beat this little fat man to a pulp—
However, as a user of the Spin-Spin Fruit, Buffalo still had his own special qualities. At the very least, he had no problem acting as a human helicopter; his mobility could be called maxed out.
Especially now, when Doflamingo had to find a way to entangle Charlotte Linlin, this fat man was actually the person with the best mobility in the Donquixote Family.
Seeing Buffalo fly away, Doflamingo didn't delay and immediately activated his Devil Fruit ability—he didn't expect to trade blows with Charlotte Linlin, but by using his Devil Fruit ability to slightly confuse and delay Charlotte Linlin, there was still some hope.
His String-String Fruit ability was so well developed, and Charlotte Linlin, during an eating disorder, didn't have much brain power; just delaying her for a while should be simple, right!
A large number of thin strings gushed out. Relying on his unique string ability, Doflamingo directly created many string Clones, starting to distract Charlotte Linlin...
"The mousse cake is ready!!"
Half an hour later, hearing the voices of Buffalo and Baby 5, the almost exhausted Doflamingo nearly shed tears of joy.
Delaying time was not simple at all! Charlotte Linlin was a monster! The Four Emperors were all monsters! He had almost been eaten!
When Charlotte Linlin had an episode, she was indeed confused, but that didn't mean she was easy to fool! The string Clones he created were casually pulled by her, nearly yanking Doflamingo himself out.
The vast ocean of strings created using his Fruit Awakening was no different from a spider web to this monster queen; they were things that would break with a casual touch.
Even when his stamina was nearly exhausted and Doflamingo, unable to hold on, wanted to leave via his sky path, he was almost shaken into her mouth by a strange sound from Queen Charlotte.
Sure enough, none of the Four Emperors were easy to mess with. With such a huge flaw as having a mental illness, how could Charlotte Linlin still be one of the Four Emperors?
It was because when she had an episode, the combat power Charlotte Linlin displayed was often even more perverted...
Fortunately, before Doflamingo reached his limit, the mousse cake was made. Smelling the aroma of the mousse cake, Charlotte Linlin immediately stopped paying attention to the spider-bug that kept jumping around in front of her, turned, walked to the cake, grabbed it, and put it into her bloody mouth.
After chewing a couple of times, Charlotte Linlin's eyes lit up. She immediately began to devour the several-meter-high cake. In just five or six minutes, the mountain-high mousse cake was eaten clean.
After eating, Charlotte Linlin didn't say a word and just lay down and fell asleep. The panting Doflamingo looked at his palace, which was almost reduced to ruins, and revealed an expression of wanting to cry but having no tears.
...
The next morning, when Charlotte Linlin woke up from the ruins, she looked at the surrounding environment with some confusion.
Huh!? Where is this? How did I get here!? And where did Zeus, Prometheus, and Napoleon run off to? Where are my children!?
Turning her not-so-smart brain, Charlotte Linlin realized. That's right, she had brought her children and was preparing to occupy Wano Country!
And then, it seemed she had encountered something very terrifying at Wano Country... What was the terrifying thing? Charlotte Linlin clutched her head, but couldn't remember anything.
"Fufufufufu! Captain Charlotte, are you doing alright!?"
After resting for a night, Doflamingo put his sunglasses back on, walked with a splay-footed gait, and swaggered over.
Since he had already saved Charlotte Linlin, Doflamingo naturally wanted to gain as much favor from the Charlotte Pirates as possible. As for the thoughts he had at the beginning about controlling Charlotte Linlin, they had long been thrown to the back of his mind by the Flamingo.
Just kidding, whoever wants to control this kind of crazy woman can go ahead! He didn't have that ability anyway, and he didn't want to leave such a ticking time bomb in Dressrosa.
"Huh! You are... you are that Joker? Doflamingo?"
Charlotte Linlin might be crazy, but when she wasn't having an episode, she still had basic intelligence. Doflamingo was not a small figure on the sea, so Charlotte Linlin had remembered him slightly.
"Yes, Captain Charlotte. The day before yesterday, you fell from the sky and were heavily injured. You have only just recovered now..."
Heavily injured from a fall? Charlotte Linlin tilted her head. To be heavily injured from a fall, could she have fallen from outside the atmosphere?
No, she seemed to vaguely remember that her injury wasn't because of falling, but because of...
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