"This is great news for us!"
Jerry West told his boss, Michael Heisley, "Right now, Little Sheep Su Xi's draft stock is constantly falling. This makes our 13th pick highly competitive."
"Of course I trust your judgment. We brought you here to completely rebuild the team. But lately, almost every rookie is claiming they can destroy him, and he's too arrogant to participate in any workouts. Frankly, I don't see anything special in this video. Any basketball enthusiast can shoot 3 for 5 from three-point range and make 4 out of 5 free throws."
Michael Heisley was a bit worried.
"No. Look who's moving the chair for Jack in this video. It's LeBron! LeBron has incredibly high standards. To get a chosen one like him to move a chair for you means Jack has earned his respect. Moreover, my sources tell me Nike is close to signing him. These endorsements, backed by real money, are far more valuable than irresponsible trash talk."
