"The Daluo Dual Spirits! The Starlight Sword Immortals!"
"The Starlight Sword Immortals raised hell at Feicui Building in Guangling County and killed two female ghosts who were draining men of their Yang Qi!"
"Young Hero Wang and Young Hero Lin were handsome and dashing, with extraordinary bearing. They were suffused with starlight, their Sword Qi soaring to the heavens! Who knows how many handkerchiefs and sachets they received, or how many young ladies in Guangling County now pine for them day and night!"
「Cuiluo Mountain, Daluo Palace.」
Gu Zhao had just woken up and done his morning exercises when he heard the excited chatter of Inner Sect Disciples who had just arrived up the mountain.
Gu Zhao: ???
'Handsome and dashing, with extraordinary bearing?'
'Suffused with starlight, Sword Qi soaring to the heavens?'
'Handkerchiefs and sachets, pining for them day and night?'
'Were they being that flashy?'
