"Achoo, Achoo.!"
While traveling, Shinji kept sneezing.
Hidan and Tobi, those two dogs, actually said that catching a cold was a very serious illness, so they hid ten meters away from him.
"Just wait, you two will definitely not have a good time in the future!"
Shinji sniffed twice and thought fiercely.
The reason why he caught a cold and got sick had to start with his use of that [Microphone of Misfortune].
After using it at that time, he was worried for a while, afraid that he would choke to death if he drank water.
But in the blink of an eye, two days had passed, and nothing unlucky had happened, which made him relax his vigilance.
As a result, he took a big tumble.
He really did take a big tumble!
When Hidan and Tobi were messing around, they accidentally bumped into him again, and then there happened to be a pit under his feet, so he fell forward.
When he was about to fall, he instinctively wanted to support himself with his hands, but there was a lot of dew on the grass, and his hand slipped, piaji!
Seeing that he was about to fall face-first, he forcefully twisted his body in order to protect his handsome face, wanting to let his back hit the ground first.
As a result, not only did he sprain his waist, but he also hit a stone when he landed, hitting the funny bone on his leg.
With no strength in his waist and legs, he rolled out.
Then even more bad luck came, the front was actually a slope!
So Shinji rolled and rolled, rolled and rolled, all the way down, and finally fell into the river.
Throughout the whole process, Hidan and Tobi, those two dogs, just watched the show from the side, with no intention of saving him at all.
Afterwards, they were still making sarcastic remarks, saying that this was some kind of 'performance art', and that he might have learned some new 'Cursed Technique'.
This made Shinji so angry!
He choked on several mouthfuls of water in the river, and didn't even bother to care, jumping out and swinging the Kubikiribōchō, chasing after those two bastards to chop them!
Then... Then he became like this!
Afterwards, he seriously thought about it. After excluding the possibility that he was a naturally unlucky person, it was 100% the aftereffect of using the [Microphone of Misfortune].
The side effect of this broken thing wasn't that it would appear immediately afterwards, but that it would give you such a blow on an uncertain day in the future.
This was really too tricky!
There was only a thousand days of being a thief, how could there be a thousand days of guarding against a thief?!
Was he playing 'Final Destination' with him?
Shinji was very unhappy, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he got.
"Hey, you two, come over here!"
"We're not going!"
Hidan and Tobi, those two dogs, shook their heads in unison.
"I'm not going to hit you, come over!"
"When I was three years old, I stopped believing this kind of lie to children."
A well appeared on Shinji's temple, representing that he was in a very bad mood.
"I'll count to three, whoever comes over last, I'll chop him!"
"3, 2"
"Run!"
Tobi suddenly shouted at Hidan, and Hidan seemed to be conditioned reflex, turning his head and running.
Of course, Tobi also ran along, but the direction he ran seemed to be different from Hidan.
"Hehe, Senior Shinji, do you have any instructions?"
Tobi ran in front of Shinji, like a licking dog.
"Not bad, I'm optimistic about you. You wait for me here first, I'll go chop someone, I'll be back soon."
"Okay, have a safe trip~"
At this time, Hidan seemed to realize that something was wrong, and quickly looked around, only to find that Tobi was gone.
Then he turned his head again, good fellow!
That bastard Tobi had betrayed him and defected to the evil Akagi!
Just as he was hesitating whether to admit defeat now, his eyes widened suddenly.
"Crap, you're serious?!"
Shinji had already pulled out the Kubikiribōchō, and mysterious bloodstains appeared on his face. Then with a boom, he shattered the ground and caught up in the blink of an eye.
"Bastard, you're really going to chop me!"
Along with someone's scream, Tobi's whole body suddenly twitched, and then he felt tasteless.
"Today, it's really a nice weather."
.....
Toss~
Catch~
Toss again~
Catch. couldn't catch it, it rolled out.
"Tobi! Do you want to die! Hurry up and put my head back on!"
If there were outsiders here, they would definitely be very surprised.
Because there was actually a head on the ground that could talk.
"I'm sorry, it's just that Senior Hidan's head is round, and I couldn't help but feel a little emotional after seeing it."
Then, without waiting for Hidan to say anything, Tobi picked up the head and shouted, "Senior Shinji, do you want to play soccer~"
As he said that, he kicked it away!
Shinji aimed at the landing point and muttered, "Boring!"
Then he stepped forward and kicked it!
Boom!
It was time to let Tobi see the strength of his elementary school soccer team's main striker.
Hidan: "You actually dare"
Tobi: "Good shot, Senior! Watch me, a volley!"
Boom!
Hidan "Ah! I'm going to kill you."
Shinji: "Hmph, eat my bicycle kick!"
Boom!
"Waaa! Senior Shinji is so amazing!"
"That's natural, when your senior was playing soccer, you didn't even know where you were playing in the mud."
"Oops, it's off course."
A little boy on the green grass saw something rolling over and immediately ran over and picked it up.
"Huh? What is this? How come there are eyes and a nose."
"Bah, what are you looking at! If you look again, I'll eat you, kid!"
"Waaa.!"
The little boy threw Hidan's head away and ran away crying.
Tobi just wanted to ask the little boy to help kick the 'ball' back, but he saw the little boy running away crying, alas.
Before long, the little boy came over with an adult while wiping away his tears, and he was saying something about a man-eating monster.
But where was there a talking head.
He didn't know if he would get spanked for lying when he got back.
He didn't know how long had passed, but those two bastards Tobi and Shinji had finally had enough fun, and Hidan had re-sewn his head full of shoe prints.
Then he started to swing the Bloody Three-Section Scythe randomly, chasing after Tobi!
"I'm also going to take off your head and use it as a ball, to see what it feels like! Don't run!"
"Shinji clearly had a lot of fun too, why are you only chopping me, it's not fair!"
Was it!
Hidan immediately looked at Shinji with murderous intent.
"Hmm?"
Shinji only made a gesture to draw his sword, and Hidan killed Tobi again.
"It's clearly just you alone, and you still dare to bite people randomly. I think you're really tired of living, go to hell!"
"Yamete Dame"
What was called great wisdom?
This was it!
They always said that Hidan was stupid and idiotic, like a moron.
But at this critical moment, look how clever he was, a big smart person!
Shinji sucked in with satisfaction, pulling back the snot that was about to cross the river.
What kind of organization is this anyway?!
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