Marine Headquarters Marineford.
Today was still very busy.
At a certain moment.
Without warning.
A gust of extreme foul-smelling wind swept through Marine Headquarters.
In an instant, the retching sounds of the Marines rose and fell.
Fortunately, this stench came and went quickly.
Fleet Admiral Sengoku didn't pay too much attention to it.
Until Meeting King Brannew arrived.
"Fleet Admiral Sengoku, something terrible has happened!"
Brannew said in a flustered hurry.
"Now what?"
Fleet Admiral Sengoku slapped his forehead.
Recently, every time Brannew came, he would start with "something terrible has happened."
Fleet Admiral Sengoku found him annoying and was almost developing PTSD from him.
"The Holy Land! It's the Holy Land Mary Geoise that has suffered another mysterious attack!"
Brannew reported.
"What? The Holy Land has been bombed again?"
Fleet Admiral Sengoku's voice rose by more than an octave.
"No… This time it wasn't bombed… Or rather, it could be said it was bombed, the specific cause seems to be a durian…"
Brannew immediately informed Sengoku of the situation he knew.
"I see, so this time it wasn't bombed by a bomb, but the Holy Land's cesspool exploded?"
Fleet Admiral Sengoku was utterly confused.
"No, no, no, it's not a cesspool, but a super large durian fell from the sky, and the biochemical stench it emitted caused the Holy Land to fall, and who knows how many Celestial Dragons were knocked out on the spot, the Five Elders have ordered Fleet Admiral Sengoku to handle it!"
Brannew corrected him.
Fleet Admiral Sengoku: "…"
What the heck?
I'm the Fleet Admiral of the Marines!
Not a Holy Land plumber?
"Puhahahahaha"
A hearty laugh suddenly rang out.
"Sengoku, I just heard something interesting, that place in the Holy Land was flooded with excrement, now those guys who even need to purify the air before breathing it are probably doing the butterfly stroke in a cesspool!"
Vice Admiral Garp, the Marine Hero, laughed so hard tears were flying.
"Garp, if you have nothing to do, don't just wander around here, so many people are watching, be careful, if you really have nothing to do, why don't you go to the Holy Land and see what the situation is?"
Vice Admiral Tsuru's voice sounded from behind Garp.
"No! Let's not do that! I've heard all about it, good heavens, the Holy Land is reeking to high heaven right now, I don't want to be marinated!"
Garp waved his hands repeatedly.
"Forget it, I don't feel safe staying at Headquarters either, who knows, the smell might drift over, I'd better go back to the East Blue to avoid the limelight!"
With that, without giving Sengoku a chance to speak.
Garp quickly slipped away, not wanting to get involved in this mess.
"Tsuru, what exactly is the situation in the Holy Land now? Can a mere durian really have such a great effect?"
Fleet Admiral Sengoku said in disbelief.
"The truth will only be more exaggerated than you imagine, you must have smelled that scent just now, right?"
Vice Admiral Tsuru said.
"Yes!"
Fleet Admiral Sengoku nodded.
"That smell is still continuously spreading towards the sea, and it's not impossible for it to eventually cover the entire world!"
Vice Admiral Tsuru said faintly.
"What!!!"
Fleet Admiral Sengoku was stunned.
… …
… …
New World.
Dressrosa.
Royal Palace Highlands.
Buruburu buru~
Gagaga~
Doflamingo connected with his contact in the Holy Land.
"What…?"
Upon hearing the news that the Holy Land Mary Geoise had been taken down by a durian, Shichibukai Doflamingo was also completely stunned, he suddenly jumped up from his beach chair, unable to recover for a long time.
"Nee hee hee, Doflamingo, what happened?"
"Nee hee hee" Torrepol asked curiously.
Diamante, Baby5, and the others also cast curious glances.
"Do you think a durian could possibly take down the Holy Land Mary Geoise?"
Donquixote mumbled unconsciously.
"Huh?"
The Donquixote Family executives were first startled, then looked at each other.
A durian taking down the Holy Land?
Isn't that a fantasy!
Is their Young Master out of his mind?
To ask such a… idiotic question.
"Young Master, if I may ask, is the durian you're talking about a fruit, or the codename of some important person?"
Baby5 asked, gathering her courage.
"It should just be a fruit!"
Doflamingo looked up at the sky.
It's over!
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