Note: People have been complaining about four cursed techniques. I mean, I literally mentioned it TWICE in the summary?? So why are you all acting surprised? (I bet half of you only saw female Gojo and jumped here, you perverts.) Anyway, for those of you who want an explanation in a power-fantasy gooner jjk fanfic (seriously bro?), you can think of Phantom as Naoya's external storage, which allows him to have four cursed techniques.
Also, in case you think Naoya's growth is too fast, just look at Yuta, who did all that shit in two years. Our MC has all the knowledge of the show; he understands exactly how to best use his cursed technique based on examples from the series. He has a literal Phantom that acts as an extra brain, plus guidance from his father and his shikigami. It would be weird if he didn't get strong fast.
Well, that's all, enjoy the chap :v
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"Wow! Brother Naoya, thank you for the gift!" Mai exclaimed in an excited tone as she grabbed the box filled with girls' toys with both hands.
Maki, on the side, looked at the gifts in silence. Unlike her sister, she didn't get excited over receiving children's toys, even though she herself was still a kid.
Holding her spear, she was about to get back to training when suddenly a hand grabbed her head and a pair of glasses were placed over her eyes.
Unable to move her head, Maki raised her eyes. Looking at the familiar grinning face, she asked in confusion,
"Brother Naoya, this is…?"
"It's a cursed tool that can help you see cursed spirits."
"What?"
Maki's eyes widened, and a surprised look appeared on her face.
"You're different from Mai, so I bought something I thought you might like…"
"Happy New Year, Maki."
Hearing his words, Maki fell silent for a moment.
Then, without any warning, she took a step forward, raised her arms, and hugged his waist.
Spending money is the easiest way to strengthen relations, Naoya said in his mind while patting her head.
"Ah! Maki! How come you're faster than me?!"
Mai shouted as she rushed from the side and hugged his back.
After some time, the two of them let go, then ran away with their new toys.
Naoya looked at their retreating figures before turning his head and calling out,
"Kiyo, come here."
"Naoya-sama…?"
"Here, your New Year gift," Naoya said as he handed her a gift-wrapped box.
Kiyo blinked, then quickly bowed and took the gift box with both hands.
"Thank you, Naoya-sama."
"Hm."
It was a pair of earrings. They looked cool and expensive, so he bought them for her.
After Kiyo retreated, Naoya called his guards and handed all of them small presents.
These guys had been following his orders all day long for years; they also deserved some appreciation.
"Thank you, Naoya-sama!" ×10
Naoya nodded, waved his hand, and gave them the day off.
After that, he went to his unreliable father and gave him a present.
"Hm? You got this for me?" Naobito asked as he silently looked at the gold bracelet in his hand.
The craftsmanship looked antique—a perfect fit for a traditional Zenin like him.
First time a son of mine gave me a gift…
Technically, it was the first time any Zenin had ever given him a gift.
Naobito thought in silence before putting the bracelet on his right hand.
It looked good.
Naobito looked at Naoya, who was staring at him in silence, before asking,
"I forgot to buy a gift for you… Is there anything you'd like?"
"Yes. Give me the Inverted Spear of Heaven," Naoya said with a straight face.
Naobito was taken aback.
"What?"
"The Inverted Spear of Heaven—"
"You want the Inverted Spear of Heaven?"
Naobito barely held himself back from punching this greedy brat.
"Yes."
"Tsk. You can stop scamming now."
Naobito waved his hand, annoyed by his son's greed.
Damn brat… He was even feeling a little sentimental there for a moment…
Naoya thought for a moment before saying in a serious voice,
"You want a reason? How about this: I can actually see the future. If you don't give me the cursed tool now, then it will become an important reason for the collapse of the world order and the complete destruction of the Zenin clan in the future."
"...…"
Well, that was a damn good reason.
Only problem was—
"It's not possible. Give it up," Naobito said in a plain tone, clearly not believing anything Naoya said.
"Old man, what I said was the truth. But since you don't believe me, how about this—I'll buy that cursed tool for twice its price?"
"What? Twice the price? Do you even know how much a special-grade cursed tool costs? In the first place, how did you even know about it—"
Naobito's words abruptly came to a stop as his eyes focused on the number displayed on Naoya's phone.
Seeing the amount of money his son had in the bank…
Naobito couldn't help but wonder if he was dreaming.
How did this brat get so much money?
Even he, as the clan leader, didn't have this much in his account…
Can someone tell him how his youngest son suddenly became richer than him?
"You… how did you get this much money?"
The guards he had stationed near his son hadn't mentioned anything, so how…?
Suddenly, a light bulb lit up in his mind.
N-no way!
It couldn't be!
Could that Gojo girl be trying to buy his son?!
"Son, don't tell me you got this money from the Gojo bastards…" Naobito asked with a serious look in his eyes.
"Gojo? Why would the Gojo clan give me money?" Naoya gave him a disdainful look, as if he were looking at an idiot.
"Well, it does seem a bit far-fetched…"
Naobito held his chin, then continued,
"Then how did you get this money?"
"I stole it from the bank! Heck, why do you care? I got the money, you have the cursed tool! Will you sell it to me or not?!" Naoya said in an annoyed voice, feeling impatient.
Naobito sighed, then gave Naoya a serious look before saying,
"We don't have it."
"What?!"
Naoya exclaimed as a bad premonition hit him.
"Toji stole it, along with several other cursed tools, when he left the clan."
'What the hell? You useless old man!!', Naoya cursed loudly in his mind, but didn't say anything outright.
After all, the Heavenly Tyrant was too strong—not someone his weak father could hope to stop.
But here was the issue.
If the spear is gone, then why the hell am I training with spears for??
If only his unreliable father had told him this very important news earlier.
Heh. They probably hid the news from everyone to cover up their embarrassment.
Such a crucial plot item… gone while I didn't even notice…
Naoya fell silent. All this time, he thought the item was still in the Zenin clan's treasury, but it seemed he was heavily mistaken.
Well, there was no use crying over spilled milk.
After saying farewell to the old man, Naoya returned to his room.
He was just about to call his maid when he heard a knock on his door.
"Master Naoya, may I enter?"
"Come in."
The door slid open as Kiyo entered with a package in her hands.
Naoya curiously looked at the package as Kiyo handed it to him and said,
"It arrived from the Gojo clan."
Gojo clan? Satori?
Naoya's irritated mood subsided a little as he opened the package and looked inside.
Inside lay a light-blue-colored dress, along with a small note.
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'This would look better than the stupid clothes you wear! xD'
'Oh, and Happy New Year!'
'And don't forget to send me a photo!'
— Satori Gojo
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Naoya took it out and wore the dress.
The size wasn't a perfect fit, but it was pretty close, and considering they hadn't seen each other for years, she'd made a pretty good guess.
After taking a satisfactory picture, Naoya sent it to her.
'That reminds me, what happened to the dress I sent? Heh, she's probably too fat to fit in it.'
[Here's a picture for you to admire my brilliance. Image.jpg] (Naoya Zenin)
[Also, what happened to the one I sent you? Hehe, I bet you can't fit in it! Don't be lazy and work out!] (Naoya Zenin)
Right after he sent it, a new message arrived from the other side.
It was an image.
And as soon as Naoya opened it to take a look, he froze in place.
In the image, he saw Satori wearing the white dress he sent her…
The problem was…
Her chest was too big…
It was barely hiding the important part…
As he looked at her annoyed face in the image, he received another message.
[You fool! I told you it wouldn't fit! Look! Are you happy now?! Huh?!?] (Satori Gojo)
Well… he was happy.
But that didn't seem like the appropriate thing to say at the moment.
Naoya blinked, then moved his fingers to type an apology.
But before he could finish, he suddenly received another message that made him freeze in place.
[I'll kill you! I'll kill you!! Arghh!!!! Just wait! I'll come and end you myself, Naoya Zenin!!] (Satori Gojo)
Well…
It seemed something had went terribly wrong.
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Inside Gojo Clan's residence.
"I told him it won't fit yet he still bought and sent it!? Is this guy truly dumnb or something?!?", Satori complained in a loud voice while trying hard to push her breasts inside the chest length dress.
Seeing the pink nipple of her left breast sticking out she gritted her teeth and forced it inside before raising her phone and taking a picture.
At the same time she harshly typed on her mobile's keypad with quick speed.
And just as she sent the message, the chest part of the dress broke with a snap, unable to endure any longer.
With the support gone, the dress fell down, revealing her fair body.
For a moment, Satori calmly looked at the fallen dress on the ground.
And then almost instantly.
Her anger exploded.
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Inside Tokyo's suburbs.
Phantom who had just destroyed a random low level cursed spirit with his punch spoke without turning his head.
"I know you are here, don't bother hiding."
From behind a wall, a girl wearing high school dress trembled before slowly walking out tightly holding her school bag.
The girl was of medium build with long black hairs almost reaching her waist.
Though the most striking thing about her was the pair of golden eyes.
Looking intently at the silent Phantom, the girl opened her mouth and said.
"I didn't mean any harm-"
Before she could finish, Phantom interrupted her.
"I wasn't talking to you."
Ignoring her confused expression, Phantom turned his head to look at the side.
"So you truly found me..."
A female sorcerer with weird tattoos on her face rushed out form the side with a cursed weapon in her hand, rushing straight at Phantom.
"Die! Naoya Zenin!"