[System Suggestion: Host can first attempt Method 3. If failed, consider Method 2. Method 1 not recommended currently, unless Host wants to experience the thrill of being chased by Deity Transformation ancestors again. Special reminder: Method 3 requires target's consent. Forcibly dual cultivating may trigger "hatchet ending".]
[Warning: This clue is a consumable, disappears after one use. Please choose carefully.]
Lin Che looked at the three methods the system provided and fell into deep thought.
Method 1 was pure suicide, Method 2 took too long, Method 3...
"Forget it," he shook his head. "Let's solve the immediate problem first."
Three days later.
"Brother, brother, brother!" Lin Ying dragged on Lin Che's sleeve early in the morning, her big eyes watery. "I smell something delicious! Outside there's candied hawthorn, osmanthus cake, and roasted spirit beast meat!"
[System Notice: Detected little sister "foodie mode" activated. Suggest Host immediately satisfy request, or face critical hit from "tears attack".]
Looking at his pitiful little sister, Lin Che's heart melted: "Alright, alright, brother will take you."
[Host sister-pampering value +100, Slaughter Points -100... Just kidding, Slaughter Points unchanged.]
The two held hands to the market. Lin Ying had candied hawthorn in her left hand, osmanthus cake in her right, and a piece of roast meat in her mouth, her eyes squinting into crescents from happiness.
"Eat slower, no one's fighting you for it." Lin Che wiped the sugar from her mouth dotingly.
At that moment, an icy killing intent enveloped the entire market.
Lin Che's body stiffened. He slowly raised his head.
At the street's end, Luo Jiayin in white clothes, holding an ice crystal longsword, her beautiful eyes full of frost, was staring right at him.
"Lecher, finally found you."
"Holy shit!" Lin Che scooped up Lin Ying and turned to run. "System you fucking set me up!"
[System: Host, you're on your own. Suggest immediately purchasing "Ladies' Man" skill trial card, only 999 Slaughter Points...]
"Bought it!" Lin Che shouted while running. "Now! Immediately! Right now!"
[Ding! "Casanova Slaughter God: Cao Cao" skill "Ladies' Man" activated, time limit: 30 minutes.]
"Brother, why is that pretty sister chasing us?" Lin Ying tilted her little head, candied hawthorn still in her mouth.
"Because she wants to buy us more candied hawthorn!" Lin Che ran his mouth like a bullet train, lightning flashing under his feet, his form like electricity.
"Really?" Lin Ying's eyes lit up.
"Fake!" Lin Che wanted to cry but had no tears. "She's here to chop us!"
The market was in chaos.
Lin Che fled across rooftops with Lin Ying in his arms, Luo Jiayin and three Nascent Soul maids chasing relentlessly behind.
"Lecher! Today I will take your dog life!"
"Help! The Holy Maiden wants to kill me to silence me!" Lin Che shouted while running, making all the market cultivators come out to watch the spectacle.
[Host acting skill +1, skin thickness +1, you now look like a debt-ridden family man...]
"Shut up!"
[Suggest Host flee east. There's a barren mountain wilderness there, suitable for using "Ladies' Man" skill.]
Lin Che's eyes lit up. He changed direction, turning into lightning and rushing out of town.
Luo Jiayin followed closely, grinding her silver teeth: "Today, neither heaven nor earth can save you!"
[Chapter 27 Complete]