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Chapter 35 - Chapter 35 — Polnareff Really Can't Refuse the Side Dishes of Noriaki Porridge. This Is Bad.

"You're saying... as long as he sees the scene he wants?"

Polnareff didn't fully follow Shintaro's logic. His brain was currently operating on a single frequency: pure, seething fury toward the short man with the clapperboard.

"Hey! You sleazy little sunglasses-wearing shorty!" He jabbed his finger at Stanley K., silver hair practically bristling. "What do you take us for?! Making Jotaro get hurt — who do you think you are?! And those two pathetic mustaches of yours look like nose hairs someone glued on in a hurry. They're hideous!"

The deck went utterly still.

The smile on Stanley K.'s face fractured. Slowly. Piece by piece.

He lowered the clapperboard. His gaze moved across the rims of his sunglasses to settle on Polnareff like a death certificate.

"Nose... hairs?"

The word emerged from somewhere very quiet and very dangerous.

"You're saying these whiskers — symbols of artistic inspiration — are nose hairs." A twitch moved through his jaw. "And you dare question the authority of a director?"

"Did I say anything wrong?" Polnareff crossed his arms, radiating contempt. "Only a third-rate hack writes garbage scripts that force actors to bleed for someone else's vision!"

Shintaro pressed a hand to his forehead.

He's going to draw all the aggro onto himself. All of it.

"Good," Stanley said softly. Then he tilted his head back and laughed — shrill, unstable, climbing register. "Very good. Since you have so much energy, let's add a scene. A solo scene. Written exclusively for you."

With a sharp motion he slapped the clapperboard directly in front of Polnareff's face.

"Look closely. This is the revised script."

Polnareff looked.

And the color drained from his face.

[SCENE 2: THE FALL OF THE KNIGHT]

"Wh — WHAT?!" His eyes nearly came free of their sockets. "What kind of depraved garbage is this?! Who would ever — who could ever—?!"

"Not going to do it?" Stanley's grin turned venomous. He raised the board. "Then time locks here forever. All of you, trapped in this lazy afternoon until the universe itself grows old and collapses."

"Action!"

Slap.

The clapperboard cracked down.

The world distorted — rewound — fell apart—

"...Hey, Jotaro, aren't you going to take off that school uniform? Don't you think it's hot?"

Joseph stood in his eternal position, smiling at nothing.

Seventh loop.

"Damn it! Damn it!! DAMN IT!!"

Polnareff sprinted across the deck with his head in his hands. "I won't do it! Kill me first! Whoever wants to act out that perverted nightmare can do it themselves!!"

Ten seconds.

Reset.

Eighth loop.

"I can't... I really, genuinely cannot..."

He collapsed onto his knees, fingers clawing at the deck, nails close to snapping. The repetition ground against him like something physical — wearing through pride and composure in equal measure.

If he refused, everyone would be trapped forever.

If he submitted... everything that made him a knight, a man, a person with dignity would shatter into pieces.

"Three seconds left!" Stanley cackled from his distance, practically vibrating with satisfaction. "Take them off, Frenchman! Throw your so-called dignity into the sea! That's genuine artistic tension!"

"AAAAAAH!!"

Reset.

Ninth loop.

This time, Polnareff didn't run.

He didn't shout.

His hands moved to his belt buckle. They were trembling. The tears forming in his eyes didn't quite fall — but they were there, undeniable, in the eyes of a man who'd built every wall he had around the idea that he would never be helpless again.

He looked at Jotaro. Then at Shintaro. The look on his face was the specific one that forms when a person decides they will sacrifice themselves so that others don't have to.

"As long as I do it... everyone gets out. Right?"

"Exactly\~ Hurry, hurry." The director's voice had taken on an oily, anticipatory texture that made the air feel dirty.

Jotaro's jaw tightened. His fingers curled — the movement of a man about to force Star Platinum out regardless of consequence, even knowing it would probably fail.

Then —

A hand landed on Polnareff's shoulder.

"Don't." Shintaro's voice was very calm. "Don't do anything stupid, Polnareff."

"But we can't get out!" Polnareff's voice cracked on the words. "That lunatic controls everything!"

"It's not time for despair yet."

Shintaro looked past Polnareff toward the cabin door, where Noriaki Kakyoin was stepping out again — exactly as he had in every loop that preceded this one.

Across the resets, Shintaro had been watching. Measuring. Cataloguing.

Stanley K.'s Stand was powerful. But it had a blind spot that had become clearer with every loop.

He could only judge the scene through the camera-lens that formed his Stand's head. And to capture his "close-up," he'd stepped forward earlier — placing himself in a backlit position, attention narrowed to the frame.

"Kakyoin! Catch!"

Shintaro pulled something from his pocket and threw it across the deck in one smooth motion.

A piece of dark chocolate cake. One of the Black Spirits had quietly liberated it from the dining table before the loops began.

Kakyoin caught it without breaking stride.

"Listen fast." Shintaro's voice dropped to barely above breath, pointing subtly at Stanley. "His Stand is a camera. Crush the cake — shape it into that. Then use Hierophant Green's tentacles to position it near Polnareff's mouth. Forced perspective. From Stanley's angle, it needs to look like—"

He didn't finish the sentence. He didn't need to.

Stanley couldn't hear them. Their voices were barely moving air.

Kakyoin looked at the thing in his palm. Something in his expression settled into a kind of flat, professional disgust.

"Truly," he said very quietly, "a revolting script."

Hierophant Green moved.

The cake was crushed, mixed with a trace of moisture, kneaded into a thick, dark paste that held its shape.

"Action! Final five seconds!" Stanley roared, shaking with the excitement of a man who believes he's about to witness something legendary. "Eat it! Eat it now!"

"Polnareff!" Shintaro barked. "Turn your back! Squat down!"

Polnareff had no idea what was happening — but his body obeyed before his mind caught up. He spun, dropped into a crouch with his back to Stanley, and let out a howl of despair so convincing it would have impressed a theater director.

From Stanley K.'s perspective — the only perspective that mattered:

The silver-haired Frenchman hunched over.

A hand rose slowly.

Clutching a dark, glistening mass.

"That's it!" Stanley shook from head to foot, eyes locked to the Stand's lens. "That texture! That's perfect!"

Polnareff stared down at what was in his hand.

The smell of cocoa hit him.

Rich, sweet, unmistakable.

He understood exactly what was happening.

"Ugh—!"

The retch he produced was a masterwork. Visceral. Committed. Entirely convincing.

"Watch carefully, Shintaro," he muttered, barely audible.

"Why?" Shintaro whispered back.

"Because this bite is going to be legendary."

Polnareff closed his eyes. His expression took on the martyred serenity of a man walking into a sacrifice he's chosen to make with dignity. He stuffed the dark cake into his mouth and chewed with savage, theatrical intensity — even letting a trickle of chocolate run from the corner of his lips.

Stanley K.'s breathing stopped.

The red light on the camera-Stand's head flashed in rapid bursts — recording, recording, recording—

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