Chapter 128 Taking a Whistle to Give a Lecture in a Higher-Dimensional, Bizarre World?
"Ding! Host Ye Feng has completed the 'First Experience as an Imperial Tutor,' and his current campus reputation is at its highest level!" "Due to abnormal fluctuations in the barrier between heavens, a 'Strange Higher-Dimensional Rift' has opened above Blue Star, and the overflowing aura has driven tens of thousands of superhumans worldwide into madness!" "Notification: This dimension is called the 'Temple of Horror,' ruled by three ancient deities who wield the 'Law of Fear.' They see mortals as food and are attempting to drag Blue Star into an eternal nightmare! Host, would you like to activate: Forced Teaching Mode, taking those students to a higher-dimensional world for 'social practice'?"
Shanghai, First Martial Arts High School.
On the playground, the fifty students of Class F stood in perfect unison at attention, each radiating a terrifying aura capable of tearing through the void. Even the originally the thinnest girl now had a faint flash of lightning in her eyes.
Directly in front of them stood Ye Feng, dressed in a loose-fitting black tracksuit, a silver whistle around his neck, and carrying a bag of chilled cola he had just bought from the convenience store. He looked up at the sky, where the once azure horizon was now ripped open by a menacing, dark red crack, from which countless tentacle-like black mists peeked out, emitting chilling whispers.
"Teacher, that thing in the sky looks kind of weird, should I go up and punch it?"
Zhang Dabiao, the rebellious student who had already awakened the "Nine Revolutions Ancient Sacred Body," scratched his head, his eyes revealing a reckless eagerness. In his eyes, since following Teacher Ye, there was nothing in this world that couldn't be solved with a single punch.
Ye Feng took a sip of iced cola, the icy liquid sliding down his throat, and he revealed an extremely arrogant smile.
"One punch? That's too unartistic." Ye Feng casually crushed the Coke can and accurately flicked it into a trash can a kilometer away. "They've come from afar, so we have to be polite. Come on, today's PE class is indoors, I'll take you guys to that 'Temple of Horrors' and teach those weird-looking 'gods' what the core socialist values are, and while I'm at it, teach them how to write the word 'death'."
"Alright! Off to teach!" The students erupted in excited cheers.
Ye Feng slowly removed the whistle from his neck and placed it to his lips.
Shh-!
A sharp whistle instantly covered all sound waves in the world! The sharp whistle contained an unquestionable supreme decree. The black mist of fear that was originally raging over the blue planet and trying to corrupt the human spirit was completely evaporated the moment the whistle passed by, as if it had encountered scalding magma.
"Open it for me!"
Ye Feng ripped open the space in front of him with his right hand, and the space in front of him was violently torn open like a fragile piece of silk, instantly forming a dark gold passage leading to the depths of a higher dimension.
He strode in, followed closely by fifty students. The moment each figure stepped into the passage, the laws of Blue Star emitted a series of trembling roars.
A higher dimension, a terrifying temple.
This is a bizarre place where logic has collapsed, with giant, rotting eyeballs floating in the sky and a viscous sea of blood formed from the desperate cries of billions of living beings on the ground.
Three ancient deities, each as large as a galaxy, are seated around a table made from the "origin of galaxies," preparing to enjoy this feast of souls from a lower-dimensional world.
"That tiny planet smells so refreshing…" one of the evil gods, with countless tentacles on its head, let out a low, twisted laugh.
However, before it could finish speaking...
boom--!
The massive doors of the temple, made of "void crystals," were kicked into atomic dust from the outside!
Immediately afterwards, a young man wearing a whistle and sportswear, who looked like an ordinary human being, swaggered in with a group of high school students carrying backpacks.
"Who's the principal? Who's the dean of students? Get out here!"
Ye Feng's voice struck like a heavy hammer, slamming into the core laws of this higher dimension. The bizarre creatures that had been reveling suddenly felt a collective tremor deep within their souls.
"A tiny insect... dares to trespass into a forbidden area that should not be looked at directly?"
The three ancient deities slowly stood up, and their terrifying divine power, enough to crush the entire world, surged towards Ye Feng like a tidal wave.
Ye Feng didn't even frown. He casually took out a folding stool, sat down, took out an unlit cigar from his pocket, and looked at the students behind him.
"Da Biao, go get a stool for these rude elders. Remember to be gentle, don't trample on their newly renovated 'temple'."
"Understood, teacher!"
Zhang Dabiao chuckled and took a sudden step forward. With that step, the supposedly indestructible temple floor cracked open, revealing countless chasms that pierced through the starry sky! With a casual wave of his hand, he forcibly molded two passing abandoned stars into two stone chairs, which he then slammed down in front of the three evil gods.
Bang!
As the dust settled, the three ancient deities were stunned.
They've mastered the source of the "Law of Fear"! But in the eyes of these "low-dimensional humans," they seem no different from Old Wang from the next village?
"Who are you? Who exactly are you?!" The leading evil god asked in a shrill voice. It could sense that the sitting youth exuded an aura of dominance that even it dared not look directly at, an aura that surpassed all the heavens.
Ye Feng slowly lit a cigar, and amidst the swirling smoke, his eyes became deep and cruel.
"My name is Ye Feng, and I'm a physical education teacher at the No. 1 Martial Arts Middle School in Blue Star's Magic City." Ye Feng pointed to the whistle around his neck. "I'm here today for no other reason than that I think the 'educational resources' in your dimension are too scarce, and the students all look too abstract, so I brought people here to give you some extra lessons."
"Tutoring? What kind of tutoring?!"
"The first lesson is called 'respect'."
As soon as Ye Feng finished speaking, his figure vanished instantly.
The next second.
Snap!
A crisp, clear slap echoed through the high-dimensional void.
That tentacle-wielding evil god, capable of devouring the Milky Way, had half its face slapped away by Ye Feng! Its massive divine body flew out, crashing through tens of thousands of dimensional barriers, and finally hung on a dead star like a dead dog.
"This slap is to teach you not to interrupt when I'm speaking."
Ye Feng shook his hand, sat back down on the folding stool, and looked coldly at the remaining two trembling evil gods.
"Now, can you listen to the lesson quietly?"
The remaining two evil gods were utterly terrified. Their prized Law of Fear was as laughable as a toy for a three-year-old in front of Ye Feng. They exchanged a glance and, abandoning their divine dignity, knelt down before Ye Feng with a thud.
"Sir! Teacher! We want to listen to the lesson! We will definitely listen carefully!"
Ye Feng nodded in satisfaction.
"Very good. My students will demonstrate the next lesson for you." Ye Feng waved his hand. "Students, the social practice begins. Every single one of these 'weird creatures' in this dimension that doesn't fit Earth's aesthetic standards will be 'physically reshaped' by me. Hurry up, we're going back to school for sweet and sour pork ribs for dinner."
"Oh—! Off to get plastic surgery!"
The fifty students from Class F charged into the horde of monsters formed from fear, like tigers descending a mountain.
"This eyeball monster is too irregularly shaped, give it double eyelids!" Zhang Dabiao threw a punch, and the eyeball monster, which was capable of ignoring physical defense, was actually punched into a pair of standard parallel double eyelids.
"These tentacles look chewy, perfect for grilled squid!" A girl casually unleashed a flurry of sword light, slicing the tentacles in mid-air into neat, thin slices.
In an instant, the "temple of horror" that was originally filled with death and fear became the most brutal "mass plastic surgery and cooking site" in history.
The three ancient gods knelt at Ye Feng's feet, watching their "terrifying empire," painstakingly built over billions of years, being torn apart by these high school students. Their hearts were bleeding, yet they didn't dare utter a single word.
"Teacher Ye... Teacher Ye," the leading evil god stammered, "after you finish the tutoring, can you spare our lives?"
Ye Feng exhaled a smoke ring and looked towards the deepest part of the temple.
"That depends on whether your 'partner' agrees or not."
As soon as he finished speaking, the void deepest in the temple cracked open once more.
An aura surpassing that of the ancient gods, powerful enough to plunge the universe into eternal annihilation, slowly awakened. It was the ultimate ruler of the dimension of terror—the "Mother of Fear."
"Ye Feng...you've crossed the line. This is a high-dimensional forbidden zone, not your playground..." A bewitching female voice rang out, and with the voice, a huge phantom woven from countless galaxies slowly emerged.
Ye Feng slowly stood up and zipped his tracksuit all the way up.
"Forbidden zone? In this vast universe, wherever I want to go is my backyard."
Ye Feng clenched his fist, and his entire arm was instantly enveloped in billions of dark golden laws of truth.
"Ali! Bring over my 'Starry Sea Crusher'! Since this old woman isn't paying attention in class, I'll personally give her a 'full-body massage'!"
"Alright, Captain!"
Huyanli's roar echoed from the void rift. Immediately afterward, a massive dark gold device, powerful enough to shatter an entire plane, slammed into the enormous phantom with the aid of Ye Feng's divine power!
Rumble—!
The entire dimension of horror began to collapse violently at this moment!
Ye Feng moved like lightning, instantly appearing in front of the "Mother of Fear" and unleashing a punch filled with boundless rage and invincible will!
"This punch is called 'Resignation'!"
Bang--!
The underlying code of the entire horror dimension was completely shattered by Ye Feng's punch. The high and mighty "Mother of Fear" didn't even leave a last word before being directly reduced to a pure, unclaimed mass of cosmic energy.
"Beep! Detected that the host has killed the 'Mother of Fear'. The Higher Dimension of Horror has been incorporated into the Star Sea Federation territory!" "Rewards received: Higher Dimension Holographic Teaching Module, Student Physical Fitness Limit unlocked again!"
Ye Feng slowly descended amidst the divine radiance. He patted the dust off his clothes and put the whistle back into his mouth.
Shh-!
"Everyone assemble! get out of class dismissed!"
The students, who were in the midst of a frenzied demolition, instantly returned to their posts, each with a face beaming with the joy of gaining knowledge (experience points).
Ye Feng led his students out of the crumbling, terrifying temple. Behind him, the entire dimension was being reorganized according to the will of the Starsea Federation—this place would become the Starsea Federation's largest "high-dimensional agricultural base" in the future.
Blue Star, on the playground.
When Ye Feng and his students reappeared under the setting sun, the global organizations of superhumans who had been on high alert were all dumbfounded.
That's it? The disaster that plunged the world into despair was resolved just like a physical education class?
Su Xue rushed over, looked at the students who were unharmed, and finally looked at Ye Feng, who still looked lazy.
"Ye Feng...where did you go?"
"I took the kids to experience life in a higher dimension." Ye Feng laughed and jumped onto the old shared bicycle. "Teacher Su, I picked a few 'divine fruits' over there. I'll take them back to make tea and drink them to improve my complexion."
After saying that, Ye Feng rode his bicycle and, escorted by fifty "quasi-Immortal King" students, slowly disappeared into the sunset.
I am Ye Feng. I can teach students how to run, and I can teach evil gods a lesson. In all the myriad realms, regardless of dimension, wherever I am is the only place—the classroom!
Amidst the crimson glow of the sky, on the blue planet whose fate has been completely rewritten by Ye Feng, an explosive legend about the "strongest physical education teacher" is spreading wildly throughout the universe with an overwhelming and exhilarating momentum!