Chapter 135 The Great Emperor Retires to Become a Fortune Teller? This Blind Man's Predictions Are Absolutely Unbelievable!
"Ding! Detected that host Ye Feng has completed the 'Ragnarok Parent-Child Trip,' current worldly state of mind: Perfect and flawless!" "Due to the host's deep feeling that 'invincibility is too lonely,' a random worldly role experience is now activated: Shanghai Old Street - Heavenly Fortune Teller. Note: 99.99% of the host's cultivation has been sealed; the current identity is an 'ordinary' blind fortune teller." "Current task: Pointing out the flaws of fate, offering guidance as opportunities arise. Does the host wish to activate: Heavenly Calculation, to let those high-dimensional beings who think they control destiny understand what 'what I give is fate' truly means?"
Shanghai, the alleyway of blue bricks.
This is a forgotten corner in the bustling city, with peeling walls plastered with unsightly advertisements, and the air filled with the burnt aroma of the soy milk shop next door and the damp smell of earth. At the end of the alley, under an old, crooked locust tree, stands a rickety folding table.
On the table was a faded octagonal cloth, on which sat a divination stick container, two ancient bronze coins, and a half-empty bottle of iced cola.
Ye Feng was lounging lazily in a bamboo chair, a pair of heavy, round-framed black sunglasses with a missing leg perched on his nose. He wore a faded old Taoist robe and cloth shoes with thick soles, and held a tattered palm-leaf fan in his hand, slowly fanning himself.
To outsiders, he was just a down-on-his-luck blind fortune teller who made a living by swindling and cheating. But who would have thought that his eyes behind those dark sunglasses reflected the birth and death of countless worlds, and that each bamboo stick in the divination tube carried the rise and fall of a plane?
"Ali, this is a comfortable life. No fighting, no babysitting, just listening to the mundane affairs of the world every day. It's much better than that damn throne." Ye Feng took a sip of cola and let out a long burp.
"Hehe, Captain, you're all set. This 'brick-moving god' of mine has been going crazy with pent-up energy." Hu Yanli, now disguised as a burly, t-shirt-wearing henchman, was squatting down next to him, munching on a watermelon. To avoid revealing his identity, his muscles, which were powerful enough to shatter galaxies, had been forcibly reduced to the level of a gym instructor, but he still looked like a formidable thug.
"Don't rush, once the secret of heaven moves, the 'business' will come, won't it?" Ye Feng's lips curled into a wicked smile, and the ancient bronze coin in his hand trembled slightly on the table.
At this moment, at the entrance of Qingzhuan Alley, a very low-key black sedan with a cool "京A" license plate slowly came to a stop.
The car door opened, and a woman dressed in an elegant white dress, with a cool and aloof demeanor like a fairy from the moon palace, stepped out. Her name was Lin Qingxue. On the surface, she was the heir to the number one family in the capital of Blue Star, but in reality, she was a saintess from the "Nine Heavens Sacred Domain" who had fallen to the mortal world, and was now the "agent" chosen by the Heavenly Dao Alliance.
"Young Miss, do you really believe there's a 'Divine Calculation Element' here? This alley is so dilapidated, it's probably some swindler's hideout." A steady old butler whispered a warning. His eyes were sharp as lightning, and he was a powerful expert who had already stepped into the "Spirit King" realm. But when he entered this alley, he felt a strange sense of unease.
"Heaven has warned me, sending me here to seek a glimmer of hope. The name of that person... cannot be spoken." Lin Qingxue took a deep breath, calming the turmoil in her heart, and quickly walked towards the large locust tree.
When she saw the blind man picking his toes and drinking cola, Lin Qingxue was stunned.
Is this the master who said "Heavenly secrets must not be revealed"?
"Fortune telling?" Ye Feng didn't even look up, slamming his palm-leaf fan on the folding table. "Five yuan for bone reading, ten yuan for character analysis, one hundred yuan for marriage prediction. No credit. And don't talk to me about saving the world. I just want to scrape together enough money for pan-fried buns for dinner today."
"How dare you! Do you know who my young lady is?" The old butler was furious when he saw this and was about to take a step forward.
"Old man, getting angry easily can damage your liver." Ye Feng slowly picked up the divination stick container, shook it, and casually tossed out a bamboo stick. "Look, this is a very bad omen. Your ancestor is restless in the underworld. Did he appear in your dream last night, saying that he was annoyed by the 'Ten Thousand Year Ice Coffin' for leaking air?"
The old butler froze, as if struck by lightning.
The fact that his ancestor failed to break through and passed away was a core family secret, not to mention the Xuanbing Coffin... Last night he did dream that his ancestor was trembling there.
"Mercy, sir! I was blind!" The old steward knelt down with a thud, cold sweat pouring down his forehead. In this extraordinary era, anyone who could see through cause and effect at a glance was absolutely a forbidden existence.
Lin Qingxue's beautiful eyes trembled slightly, and she bowed respectfully: "Junior Lin Qingxue begs senior to guide me. Now the Nine Heavens Sacred Domain is facing the invasion of 'alien demons', and all realms are withering. Qingxue does not know where to survive."
Ye Feng stretched, his gaze behind his sunglasses sweeping over Lin Qingxue, as if piercing through her soul and seeing the crumbling Nine Heavens Plane behind her.
"A way out? That thing grows under your feet, not on your mouth." Ye Feng chuckled, pulled out a crumpled, expired lottery ticket from his pocket (he didn't know where he'd picked it up from), and casually slapped it on the table. "Since we're destined to meet, take this thing. The draw will be at eight tonight; whether you win or not depends on your luck."
"A lottery ticket?" Lin Qingxue was stunned. She had been expecting some supreme secret manual or a world-destroying weapon, but instead... her senior gave her a lottery ticket?
"Senior, this..."
"Just take it, stop talking nonsense. Go away, don't block my sunlight." Ye Feng waved his palm-leaf fan, shooing the two away like flies.
Although Lin Qingxue was full of doubts, she carefully put away the lottery ticket, thanked him again, and then left.
"Captain, why are you teasing that girl?" Hu Yanli wiped away some watermelon juice. "That lottery ticket clearly has the 'All Heavens Sword Formation' diagram engraved on it. If this girl can really figure it out, that alien demon will probably be chopped into dumpling filling, right?"
"Whether she can understand it or not is her fate." Ye Feng smiled faintly, and was about to close his eyes to rest again when he saw another uninvited guest walking towards him from the other end of the alley.
This was a man dressed in a well-tailored suit, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and appearing refined and easygoing. But in Ye Feng's eyes, this guy was emanating a dark aura, and every pore of his body exuded an aura of "I am the villain."
This person is the vice leader of the "Void Hunters" organization, named Mo Ya. He has come to Blue Star this time to find the legendary "Emperor's Relic" that can control dimensions.
Mo Ya walked to the table, looking down at Ye Feng with disdain and mockery in his eyes.
"Fortune teller, I'd like to have my fortune told too." Mo Ya took out a black crystal that exuded a cold aura from his pocket and casually tossed it on the table. "Even if I do have my fortune told, will I be able to kill someone here today?"
"Oh? Who are you going to kill?" Ye Feng adjusted his sunglasses, his tone indifferent.
"I'll kill you." Mo Ya sneered, and the space behind him instantly collapsed as several pitch-black void blades locked onto Ye Feng's major acupoints.
The surrounding air temperature plummeted, and the leaves of the old locust tree withered instantly.
"Kill me?" Ye Feng seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world. He picked up the black crystal and weighed it in his hand. "This stone is of average quality, not enough to cover my meal. However, since you are so interested, I will tell your fortune."
"The divination indicates that you didn't check the almanac before going out today, and you are lacking... in your Five Elements."
Before he could finish speaking...
Hu Yanli, who was next to Ye Feng, suddenly stood up.
"Damn! You dare to launch a sneak attack in front of the captain? You've never died before!"
Hu Yanli's originally ordinary body suddenly erupted with a terrifying pressure like that of a prehistoric beast! With a sudden grab of his fan-like hand, the Void Blade, which was originally capable of shattering planets, was crushed into powder in his hand like a fragile noodle.
"What?! This level of power... How could there be such a being on Blue Star?!" Mo Ya was shocked and turned to try to escape into the void.
"Since you're here, you might as well stay and be a 'living signpost' for me."
Ye Feng spoke calmly, casually tossing the ancient bronze coin in his hand.
clang--!
With a soft, crisp sound, the Black Raven, who could previously traverse dimensions, froze in mid-air like a fly nailed to a wall, unable to move. His body was tightly bound by an irresistible chain of causality, and every hair on his body felt the tremor of death.
"Ali, hang this guy on that telephone pole over there for a couple of days. Since he likes killing, let him see just how blinding the sunlight really is."
"Okay!"
Before long, a figure appeared on a utility pole in Qingzhuan Lane in Shanghai, stripped naked (except for a piece of bitter tea), with a blank expression—a "performance art master." Passing middle-aged women stopped to watch, pointing and praising the creativity of today's young people.
This scene was also witnessed by the bigwigs of various forces watching from afar within the Heavenly Alliance.
"That...that person, could it be the legendary 'Heavenly Master'?" "He pinned down a Void Hunter with a single finger? That combat power is at least at the peak of the God King realm, or even...higher!" "Quickly! Issue my decree! The area within a hundred miles of Green Brick Lane in the Dragon Kingdom shall be designated a 'Forbidden Zone for Gods'! All superhumans must dismount when passing through, or their entire family will be exterminated!"
In an instant, the once deserted blue brick alley became a holy place in the hearts of superhumans around the world.
But no one dared to disturb Ye Feng. Everyone knew that he preferred peace and quiet.
As evening approached, the setting sun cast a long shadow of the old locust tree.
Lin Qingxue is back.
At this moment, her aura was a hundred times stronger, and her white dress was stained with dark red bloodstains that did not belong to the mortal world, but her eyes were brighter and more determined than ever before.
"Young Miss...you really cashed that lottery ticket?" The old butler followed behind, his tone full of disbelief.
"It wasn't a cash prize." Lin Qingxue walked up to Ye Feng, knelt down, and presented the lottery ticket, which had turned into gold dust, with both hands. "Senior, Qingxue understands. The numbers on that lottery ticket are the original coordinates of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, and that barcode is the peerless sword embryo that severs the karma of the alien demons!"
"Qingxue has returned today and has wiped out the evil demons. She has come to return the magic weapon to the master!"
Ye Feng closed his eyes and yawned.
"Get out of here if you've figured it out. I have plenty of that junk. Remember to bring me two baskets of pork and scallion buns tomorrow, but don't put ginger in them, I don't like the spice."
"Qingxue obeys! Qingxue will serve you every day!" Lin Qingxue was overjoyed. What an incredible opportunity it was to be able to send steamed buns to such a being!
"Captain, this girl's gaze towards you isn't quite right," Hu Yanli leaned closer and whispered. "How about we take her in as a concubine? Our harem isn't full yet anyway."
"Screw you. I'm blind now, you know? A blind man can't see beautiful women." Ye Feng tapped Hu Yanli on the head in annoyance.
At that moment, three streaks of light suddenly flashed across the originally clear sky.
Ning Rongrong, Su Jiu'er, and Xiao Wu appeared from the void, dressed in modern JK skirts and tight jeans, each with a frosty expression as they looked at Ye Feng.
"Ye Feng! You disappeared halfway through taking care of the child? And now you're here playing 'blind man's bone-finding'?" Ning Rongrong put her hands on her hips and glared at him angrily.
"Giving guidance to the Holy Maiden? Emperor Ye, your 'guidance' has landed you in her arms, hasn't it?" Su Jiu'er sneered, the ancient zither in her hand emitting a dangerous vibrating sound.
Ye Feng's composure crumbled instantly.
He suddenly jumped up from the bamboo chair, instantly dispelling his "blindness" disguise and revealing his clear eyes.
"Ahem! My dear wives, please let me explain... I did this purely to temper my Dao heart, really! I didn't even get a clear look at what that saintess looked like!"
"An explanation? Save that for those three little devils at home who're tearing the house apart!"
Xiao Wu let out a sharp cry, instantly teleported behind Ye Feng, and grabbed his ear.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ali, come quick!"
"Um... Captain, I suddenly remembered I left the gas on at home, so I'll head out first!" Hu Yanli slipped away without a trace.
"You bastard Ye Feng! Go home and change my diaper!"
Amidst the shouts of the goddesses and the astonished gazes of countless mortals, Emperor Ye Feng, who ruled over all the heavens, was dragged away by the ears of three stunningly beautiful women and disappeared into the clouds.
I am Ye Feng. I can shatter chaos with a single palm strike, and I can divine the secrets of heaven with a single divination. But the thing I can't predict the most in my life is the temper of my ancestors!
Amidst the magnificent sunset and the lively yet heartwarming atmosphere, the Emperor's Diary of the Mortal World once again turned a new page, titled "The Great Perfection of Family Education," a page that was both incredibly exciting and full of the warmth of everyday life!
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