Is it just me or I HATE Monday!
That is a way to start another day! So dear diary…. I met a boy. ARGGHH I love that song!! Bumblegum.. BI- b word.. I will not cuss in my diary.
So dear me.. why am I so cringe? Why am I me? Why am I not writing about my school life?
Now I will be talking about my school life.
First of all.. I do not remember my period orders.. IM UNORGANIZED SOMETIMES! What I will be talking about.. is my crush!! Yep a love story. So please skip this day because it is mainly about my crush.
First of all he is FINE! Like dayum. Black messy hair… eyes are dreamy… nose.. lips… perfect… fine body… EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS TO DIE FOR!
Now I had a cringe feeling when I read what I wrote… BUT DAMN HE IS FINE LOOKING!
I will now talk about my teacher… one of my teacher.. MATH! God damn- I hate that teacher. I will now be talking about why. He is old.. FAVORITISM.. for that popular girl that is girly. Like doesn't he have a wife? That is why I made him read my 200 words or more typed answer. HEHEHEHEHHE!
I really don't know what to say but I really want to say something. Oh uh thanks you stalkers for reading my diary. Anyways.. back to the school thingy.
P.E. I HATE IT! Like I do not like working out.. I rather eat. I just hate p.e. Especially because of dodge ball.. kickball.. TRYHARDS.. FIGHTING.. BAD SPORTMANSHIP! Like it always has a fight about whether they got a point or not.. I JUST HATE IT!
So it wasn't mainly about my crush.. I DIDNT KNOW.. I SWITCH TOPICS EASILY! I really have a fear of my classmates reading this… they don't know I have a diary.. RIGHT?
So that is how I end it.. he- he… why can't I think of a corny joke? Now I'm going to end the book with a corny joke.. sorry!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE GUTS!
get it.. because.. they don't have the guts? Alright.. sorry about that.. I'll stop with that corny joke.. please don't say "THIS GUY STINKS!" I'm a girl.. but who cares.. anyways, thank you stalkers for reading my diary.. that sounds weird.. darn it. BYEEE!
