As everyone discussed the matter, Zhang Yu choked back his final words.
Because he didn't know how to respond to that remark.
At this moment, he only wanted to become invisible.
He wanted to slowly slip away to the restroom to handle his business.
"Excuse me, sir, let's register your statement now."
The police officers were also unable to bear the stench and wanted to finish the job quickly and leave.
The leader looked around in disgust and suddenly remembered his apprentice next to him.
This brat usually only thinks about eating; he even said he had diarrhea this morning. Could it be him?
Immediately, he covered his nose and lowered his voice to start scolding: "You brat! I told you not to always eat while working, but you didn't listen. And now you've actually crapped yourself? Tell me, how can a man in his twenties live like this? Incontinent at such a young age? What's the difference between you and the animals on the street?"
Hearing the word 'animal,' Zhang Yu's face turned even redder.
He had originally wanted to call for help, but he immediately swallowed his words back down.
He certainly didn't want to be an animal!
Being lectured like that to his face by his master, the chubby police officer immediately got upset.
"Master, I didn't. Although I have a stomachache today, I'm already this old. How could I possibly do something that only an animal would do! It's not me, it must be someone else."
Seeing his master looking at him with disbelief, his temper flared up and he said: "I'm telling the truth, I swear. Whoever the hell crapped themselves is a son of a bitch who can't get it up, it must be a dog..."
He stopped before he could finish his sentence and began to look at his master with a strange expression.
His master had been taking him out on calls for several years now.
Over these years, his master was getting older and older.
Furthermore, as soon as he smelled the stench, his master suspected him.
There was only one reason to be so anxious to pin this'shit hat' on his head.
That was, the mess might have been made by his old master himself.
To distract everyone, he had directed the fire toward him.
After all, his master was old; sometimes being unable to control one's sphincter was excusable.
Having filled in the blanks like this, he suddenly swallowed hard with a bitter taste in his mouth.
His master had taught him a lot of experience over the years; it was time to repay the favor.
If he had to lose face, so be it.
It was only right to take the fall for his old master.
Thinking this, the chubby officer's face turned ugly as he said: "Master, I'm sorry..."
On the side, Zhang Yu saw that someone was willing to take the blame for him.
Instantly, the corners of his mouth curled up in happiness.
He began to drag his feet slowly, withdrawing toward an empty area.
As he walked, he said: "Never mind, I'm not reporting it anymore. You guys can go back."
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng immediately covered his nose and interjected: "No, this stench is coming from our side. It couldn't be..."
After saying this, Jiang Cheng looked at Zhang Yu meaningfully. Zhang Yu had just smugly retreated two steps.
Seeing that everyone in the hotel had their eyes locked onto him,
Zhang Yu suddenly panicked and tried to leave the place quickly.
It was those few steps that did it.
His backside finally couldn't hold out any longer.
A flash flood began to pour out.
The people in the hotel stared with terrified eyes as a series of world-shaking, rapid-fire farts began to erupt from Zhang Yu's body.
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng reacted quickly, pulling Yu Xiaoxiao and retreating ten meters away.
The others hadn't even reacted yet.
At this moment, they were all petrified as they watched yellow liquid dripping from Zhang Yu's body.
"(=°Д°=)!!!"
After the shock, everyone began to cover their noses and scatter, gagging as they ran.
"Σ_(O?2?8O」∠)!"
Yue!!!!
At this moment, the sounds of various dry heaves rose and fell throughout the hotel.
"Oh my god, I'm literally gonna die!!"
"Still having diarrhea at this age? How can someone have no control over their own anus?"
"..."
The crowd, faces pale, discussed while gagging and looking at Zhang Yu with disgust.
Zhang Yu could no longer care about maintaining his image, much less reporting to the police; he clutched his churning intestines and began to run wildly in search of a restroom.
Twenty minutes later, the scene was finally registered.
And Jiang Cheng and Yu Xiaoxiao finally arrived at Tingge Villa.
Having returned to the hotel room, Yu Xiaoxiao was exceptionally attentive to Jiang Cheng.
Her slender, jade-like hands warmly reached for Jiang Cheng's thigh.
Gently stroking it, she said: "Good brother, let sister see if you're okay? Are you hurt?"
Seeing Yu Xiaoxiao acting like an enchantress, Jiang Cheng let out a wicked smile.
"How could I be hurt? A piece of trash of that level can't harm me."
"That won't do. Even though you're very strong, it's better to let sister check to be safe."
Seeing Jiang Cheng unmoved, Yu Xiaoxiao gave a bitter smile and said: "Do you despise me? I know I'm not good enough for you."
Seeing Yu Xiaoxiao's dejected tone, Jiang Cheng was no longer in the mood to tease her.
He pulled her close and said comfortingly: "How could I despise you? I was just joking with you."
Hearing this, a flicker of light flashed in Yu Xiaoxiao's eyes, but she soon became dejected again.
Yu Xiaoxiao lowered her head and said sadly: "Are you surprised? That my fiancé is actually a..."
Jiang Cheng nodded: "I am a bit surprised."
"Actually, the marriage between Zhang Yu and me was arranged by our grandparents when we were children. Before my grandfather passed away, he insisted that I marry him. Although I didn't like it, in order to let my grandfather pass away in peace, I ultimately chose to get engaged to him..."
Seeing that Jiang Cheng didn't have a huge reaction, Yu Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Although this was only her second meeting with Jiang Cheng, she was prepared to tell him this secret that had been hidden in her heart.
In her grandfather's era, promises and commitments were valued most.
So no matter how much she resisted, she ultimately couldn't overcome her grandfather's obsession.
When her grandfather was critically ill, the old man even coerced her, saying she must marry Zhang Yu, or else he would not be able to die in peace.
Under pressure from all her relatives, Yu Xiaoxiao finally entered into an engagement with Zhang Yu.
However, after meeting him, the observant Yu Xiaoxiao discovered that Zhang Yu was actually bisexual.