While chatting, Jiang Cheng heard Wang Jian wailing loudly from the bathroom: "Holy crap, this doesn't feel right. Is this how you stick it on? It's not comfortable at all??? Girls are so miserable, how can you breathe with a hole blocked like that??"
"It's too small, right??"
As soon as Wu Kun finished speaking, Wang Jian immediately got upset and cursed furiously, "How big are you, dammit? Let me see."
Wu Kun quickly explained, "Don't get mad, don't get mad, they're all big. I meant the Pocket Magic is too small, stick on another piece."
"Get lost! I'm not sticking it on, it feels scratchy. I'll chafe before it even absorbs any sweat," Wang Jian said angrily.
Lu Chuan studied the outer packaging for a moment, then suddenly realized something and said speechlessly to the two of them, "Wait, Wang Jian, did you stick it on the wrong side? The adhesive side is supposed to stick to your pants, not your balls."
"Really? Let me see." Wang Jian took the packaging, glanced at it, and immediately looked bewildered.
"Holy crap! It looks like I really did stick it on wrong. No wonder it wasn't comfortable at all."
"Oh my god, hahahaha, Boss Wang, hurry up and rip it off."
"Won't that turn into hair removal cream?"
"You two bastards, what are you looking at? Get lost and go entertain yourselves."
The more Jiang Cheng listened, the more ridiculous it sounded.
He never expected that one day he would encounter such idiotic roommates while living in the dorm.
Jiang Cheng shook his head and said to the three of them, "Why don't you three just pick up the soap together in there?"
Hearing this, Wang Jian quickly walked over, holding a piece of Pocket Magic covered in hair.
"No, Brother Cheng, I'm not interested in those two; I have a girlfriend. But now that you mention it, I do think they're a bit strange, getting so excited watching this."
"Don't talk nonsense. Male gender, female preference," Lu Chuan immediately interjected.
Wu Kun followed up, "Don't worry, unless your ID number is the same as mine, I'm not interested in you either. And let me tell you, when women see you like this, they'll get excited too."
"Damn, I suddenly feel like my girlfriend might be messing with me??" Wang Jian said, speechless.
Just as Wang Jian finished speaking, Wu Kun suddenly shouted out while holding his phone.
"Yes! Zhang Qi and the others accepted my friend request."
Wang Jian, who was standing nearby, was startled by the sudden shout.
He couldn't help but roll his eyes at Wu Kun: "Which one are you actually interested in? I just asked you! I can't believe you just added all three on wechat?"
Wu Kun hugged his phone and said gleefully, "Is this something I can decide? I like all three of them. It depends on their fate now. I want to see which of the three has the best taste."
"So you mean you want them to actively choose you? I advise you not to overthink it." Lu Chuan patted Wu Kun's shoulder.
"What's wrong with choosing me? I'm so handsome and cool! Wait, why didn't you add them just now?" Wu Kun asked suspiciously.
"Didn't you notice all three of their eyes were on Brother Cheng? I don't want to be a simp backup." Lu Chuan shrugged, showing he knew his place.
"But they didn't add Jiang Cheng's wechat either. And women, well, as long as they agree to let you add their wechat, it means there's still a chance between you."
Wu Kun was currently excited. He picked up his phone and immediately started typing messages to them.
"Zhang Qi? What are you doing?"
"Wang Qiao? Hello, what are you doing?"
"Huang Lin, are you resting?"
Seeing Wu Kun's remarkably unique approach, Lu Chuan and Wang Jian couldn't help but rub their foreheads.
But soon, they noticed Wu Kun's excited expression turn stiff.
Both of them craned their necks to look at Wu Kun's phone.
After seeing it, they burst out laughing and patted Wu Kun's shoulder sympathetically.
They saw that Zhang Qi, Wang Qiao, and Huang Lin, these Girls, had all sent the exact same message to Wu Kun.
"Hello, could you please send me your roommate Jiang Cheng's wechat?"
...The next morning, Jiang Cheng arrived at the school cafeteria.
Their school had two cafeterias, each three stories high.
Each floor had over a dozen serving windows, selling a wide variety of food.
After casually walking around the first floor, Jiang Cheng bought two meat buns, a cup of soy milk, and a scallion pancake.
Looking at the strong sun outside, he frowned helplessly.
He took a picture of his breakfast with his phone and posted it to his Moments.
"First day of school, military training this afternoon, 35 degrees Celsius outside?? Even food isn't appealing anymore."
As soon as Jiang Cheng posted to his Moments, it immediately received over a dozen likes plus multiple comments.
Zhou Ying: "Me too, military training on the first day, I'm totally depressed. Remember your sunscreen."
Qiao Yinyin: "Thinking back to this time last year, it was really tough. My heart aches for gege..."
Yu Xiaoxiao: "Hmph, stinky little brother is going to get tanned. Being tan is good, you can't just be dark in one place."
Qi Yuan: "Also doing military training. Brother Jiang, let me tell you a good method: arrange the pee shield and the poop shield."
Wang Congcong replied to Qi Yuan: "Your class's Girls suggest you go see a urologist."
Qin Fen: "Don't want military training? It's very easy."
Wang Zheng immediately replied to Qin Fen: "If it were Brother Qin, he'd probably use back channels right away."
Li Yan: "Military training is good for exercise. Take more photos for me to see."
"..."
Jiang Cheng looked at his phone and chuckled for a while, then reluctantly left the cafeteria and headed toward the classroom.
Just as he was about to step into the classroom, Wang Jian and the others rushed up from behind and hastily called out to Jiang Cheng.
"Brother Cheng, wait for us."
Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the three panting figures, shaking his head.
"So weak first thing in the morning? That won't do."
Wang Jian gasped heavily and said to Jiang Cheng, "Brother Cheng, holy crap, we finally made it. Damn, this walk is too far."
"I lost half my life. The school's layout is completely inhumane," Lu Chuan complained.
Wu Kun was looking around the classroom, his face full of anticipation: "I haven't eaten breakfast, and I ran so far. I'm a bit hungry."
Seeing the three of them all dressed up and presentable, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but mock them.
"I told you to eat breakfast, but you didn't. Why bother styling your hair when you'll have to put your hats on obediently at noon?"
"Brother Cheng, we're not like you. You shine even right after waking up. If we don't fix ourselves up, how will the Girls notice my handsomeness?" Lu Chuan said with a grin, slightly flattering Jiang Cheng.
"Exactly! So, how is it? Are there any beauties in the class?" Wu Kun asked excitedly, peering into the classroom.
"Look at your pathetic expression," Wang Jian said, then also pretended to look disinterestedly into the room.