"Was that necessary?" Lancer asked as Saber chuckled at the conversation that was going on.
"There are two things I learnt. One, Zelretch is a troll. Two, I am more than likely being trolled." Liam deadpanned as he took a swig of corona.
"I am not sure of what is happening." The blonde man chuckled nervously.
"Oh, so, Saber has been summoned, aye, Liam?" Ezio asked as he came by with Atanta, both wearing their casual outfits.
"And you are…?" Saber asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Ah, where's my manner. Ezio Auditore da Firenze, at your service." The Assassin introduced himself.
"Atalanta, thou shalt not forget that name." Atalanta introduced herself.
"It is...nice to meet you, Ezio. Atalanta. I am Arthur Pendragon." Saber smiled curtly.
"Ahh, the King of Britain." Ezio gave up a breath. "Your legends mostly intrigued me on how you saved the Kingdom."
"That also reminds me…" Liam chided in. "I haven't introduced myself...My name is Liam. It's great to see you, Sir Arthur."
"Is he like this?" Arthur whispered to Scáthach.
"He's used to it, let him be." The Witch gave a wink to the Once and Future King.
"Yeah, in any case…" Liam diverted their topic. "I still need to go work, so...yeah...I guess I'm going to see you guys and girls later…" He awkwardly voiced in. "I just realized how cringy that line was. Sorry."
"Still full of surprises, Liam." Scáthach smiled before Liam blushed, stood up and exited the house.
"I believe that our Master is quite a man." Arthur commented.
"Thou has no idea of how he acts and how unpredictable he can be." Atalanta mused. "Like how he managed to get a tree into my room."
"Wait…" The three turned to the Archer. "He got a tree in your room!?"
"Liam has been too idle that he got a tree in with a lot of greeneries. Not to mention that he says he's adopting a few animals for the fun of taking care of them." The Assassin groaned when Atalanta mentioned the last one.
"You guys know what? I'm going to his store and I'll be drinking there. See you, later." The Assassin walked out of the house, leaving the two females with the King of Britain.
"Well...we still need to figure out your clothings...Atalanta?"
"With pleasure." Atalanta gave out a smile as the two Servants looked at the blonde.
"Umm, what are you two planning?" The King asked nervously.
"Civilian Outfits, you need one. And one that does not show that you're girly." Scáthach deadpanned.
"Thou needs to blend in. If not, Liam is going to go through a lot of trouble with politics." Atalanta added in. Somehow, Arthur felt the urge to run from the two.
"Now, don't run off."
Liam sat by his chair as he looked at the blue Samsung S8 Plus that Azazel gave him. He had been acquainted to the gadget, but he was inspecting every aspect and detail of said phone. Not to mention the flat screen television on the corner of the store that Azazel bought by accident was broadcasting the movie "Rage", which was a this world's Fury Movie with an M26 Pershing instead of the M4A3E8 Sherman. Assassin was by the bar, drinking away. Apparently he has been stealing money from random people to pay the beers.
"Another beer?"
"Another!" Ezio drowsily yelled as he laid his head on the stone slab.
"Coming right up. You sure steal a lot, Ezio."
"You have to do everything in order to survive, do you not?" The man asked drunkenly.
"True true, but that doesn't really...respect your creed."
"What? Everything is true, nothing is permitted." Ezio stated with a hiccup.
"You got that backwards." Liam sighed as he looked at his phone. "Should I download World of Panzers Blitz?"
"What is that?"
"...I forgot about you being old and stuff, nevermind the question." Liam waved off as Azazel came back from the backroom or also known as the staff room and storage room.
"Yo, Lee! Sup, Ezio?" The man casually addressed.
"Nothing much." Ezio hiccuped as he answered the man's greeting.
"Still empty." Liam pointed out the obvious.
"So how's the summoning today?"
"You won't believe who I just summoned…" Liam stated with a face of pure disbelief.
"Something bad?"
"...You can say that, since it would bring a lot of shi-things...things, I meant to say things...don't remind me of what I was going to say, ain't worth it." Azazel zipped his imaginary zipper up. "Can you keep this a secret between you and I?"
"What about me?" Ezio hiccuped, Liam shrugged.
"You're drunk."
"Good point."
"So, what's the news?" Liam calmed himself down, recomposured himself and answered.
"I summoned King Arthur."
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"Say what now?" The man asked with a confused stare.
"I summoned King Arthur! Are you deaf!?" Liam yelled at the man.
"Okay, okay, sheesh. But alright, I was not...expecting that. Truth to be told."
"Tell me about it." Liam sighed as the doorbell rang. "Hi! Welcome to Dream Corner, what can I-Oh, it's you three." He seized his greeting.
"What kind of greeting is that!?" Atalanta demanded as Liam gave a look of deadpan.
"My kind." He then noticed Arthur wearing a red shirt, a black jacket, a pair of black leggings and a pair of black sneakers. "Oh you look dandy, milord!" Liam commented, the man gave a nervous chuckle.
"Yes, thank you, Master." Everyone went silent as if Arthur said something wrong. "Is...there a problem?"
"Arthur...from now on, call me Liam instead of Master, got it?" Liam said in a very stern tone.
Arthur flinched as he nodded. "Y-Yes, L-Liam."
"Great! Now, orders?" Liam gave up a joy-filled smile. Liam was still very much a wolf in a sheep's disguise.
"Wait you're enrolling me into Highschool?" Liam asked with concern.
"Yes, seeing that you haven't done University yet." Azazel smiled.
"But it's a Highschool." Liam deadpanned.
"Boy, shut your mouth."
"I've already got my engineer's master degree!" Liam pulled out his diploma out of nowhere. "I can fix shi-things...you heard nothing." That didn't really convinced his Servants, who gave him a deadpan stare. "I still fix things easily, so I'm not going to waste three years...in Highschool. Period."
"Is it a period or a comma though?" Azazel grinned.
"Damn it, Azazel!"
"In any case, you look like a highschooler!"
"I passed that damn test when I was fifteen! Fifteen! I'm a child genius!"
"Are you?"
"No, not really." Liam admitted, causing his servants to fault. "In any case, I still have my diploma…and it's fireproof and waterproof and even bulletproof, since I enchanted it with permanent reinforcement times a hundred that took a few years to do." Liam puffed his chest out as he boasted.
"You're acting like a child though." Azazel pointed out.
"Don't change the bloody subject." Liam retorted.
"Ahh, alright then. How did you get the diploma anyway?"
"From a school that I was assigned to infiltrate, but ended up failing my mission when I become a prodigy at engineering and basically went through the roof and got my Master's diploma after I said the the second degree test was easy as pie. Apparently I failed the mission, but completed it when I came back."