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Chapter 45: Awakening of the Supreme King
Dying once during the Summit War... Being unconscious for roughly ten months... Waking up on Okama Island...
I heard a lot of shocking truths from Ivankov, but honestly, the impact of Densuke turning into a human (angel) was so strong it kind of overshadowed everything else.
"Heeh~... So Densuke ate a Devil Fruit and ended up like this?"
"Jii, a little while ago, a fruit with swirl patterns washed up on the beach, and when I ate it, I turned into this."
"I believe the Devil Fruit Densuke Girl ate was undoubtedly the Human-Human Fruit, Mythical Zoan, Model: Angel."
I see, so that's what happened... Mythical Zoans are supposed to be even rarer than Logias. She's really lucky to have found one...
Also, Densuke was a female all along, huh. I didn't know, so I gave her a boyish name. Should I have given her a cuter name? While I was contemplating this...
"A womaaaan!!"
"Uwah!?"
Sanji suddenly howled. His eyes turned into hearts as he spun around rapidly, dropping to his knees dramatically in front of the Angel-Mode Densuke.
"Ah! This is love! In this hell filled with okama demons, you are truly an angel descended from the heavens...! Mademoiselle!"
He gently took Densuke's hand and delivered a cheesy pick-up line. Yeah... Sanji... I get that you're desperately starved for women because of this island... but the girl you're hitting on right now is a Transponder Snail, you know?
"??"
Densuke tilted her head, clearly confused by Sanji's advances.
"Ji~? ...Master... Densuke doesn't understand what Sanji is saying."
"Ah~, basically, Sanji sees you as a woman."
"?"
"Which means he wants to do erotic things to you☆"
I stated it bluntly, only to receive a sharp smack to the back of the head from Ivankov. Ouch. What was that for?
"Jii~? What are erotic things?"
"Densuke Girl. You don't need to listen to him."
"Erotic things mean looking at boobs, touching boobs, and sucking boobs."
"How obsessed with boobs are you!! Line Boy!!"
Shut up~. Okamas probably wouldn't understand. The sheer greatness of boobs.
"Boobs means my chest, right? Sanji wants to touch Densuke's chest?"
Saying that, Densuke took her own newly grown, bountiful cleavage and began to jiggle it with her hands.
And then, a bombshell statement.
"If it's just my chest, I don't mind if you touch it, you know?"
"PFFFT!!!"
Uwah!? Sanji just shot a massive fountain of a nosebleed!? This was the first time I had ever seen someone actually get a nosebleed from arousal in real life. Just like an anime.
"D-Densuke Girl! Stop! Stoooop!!"
"Ji?"
Ivankov hurriedly stopped Densuke as she was about to pull up her top.
"Listen to me. For a girl, a chest is something very precious-chable."
"Is it?"
"Yes. That's why you should only ever show your boobs to a man you truly trust, a man you are willing to dedicate your entire self to! That's what a maiden's heart is all about! Hee-haw!"
The Okama King was passionately lecturing about a maiden's heart. It was incredibly surreal.
"Jii. I get it! Then I'll give all my boobs to Master!"
"Heh? ...Eah!?"
With a hyoi, Densuke scooped me up. And then, just like that, I was unceremoniously dropped straight into the deep valley of Densuke's cleavage.
De!? Eeeeeeeeehhhhhh!!?
"Fuheha!? Mugobo!? Wha...!?"
"How is it? Master. Are you happy with Densuke's boobs? Is this good?"
Fuooooooooooohhhh!?
W-W-Wait, wait, wait!! Boobs!!? S-Soft!? Smells amazing!? Bad, bad, bad!
"Uwooooh!! Line!! I'm so jealous of you, you lucky bastard!!"
I could hear Sanji screaming something, but I was way past caring about that!
Think logically. This is Densuke! A Transponder Snail! Meaning, she's a bug! No matter how unpopular I am with girls, I'm not enough of a pervert to feel sexual attraction toward a bug!
"Fuh, guh... uuuuh...!!"
Calm down... calm down, me...! This is a Transponder Snail! This is a Transponder Snail! This is a Transponder Snaiiiiiil!!
I knew that, but the overwhelming softness enveloping my entire body was making me react!? The sexual frustration I had accumulated over ten months was about to explode! This is bad!?
"Uwooooh!? Let me out, Densuke! Hurry up and take me out! If you don't, it's going to come out! If I don't get out, it's going to come out! Let me out!"
"Ji...? ...?? If you don't get out it's going to come out? Densuke doesn't understand..."
"I'm saying I'm about to have a misfire!!"
"Jiii...? Jiii??"
Because my body was still completely stiff, I couldn't escape from Densuke's deep valley on my own. This was...
"Ah..."
"Ji? Master?"
"..."
"?? What's wrong? You're trembling..."
"...It's nothing."
"Uwah..."
Don't 'uwah' me, Ivankov. Don't say a word. I said it's nothing, so it's nothing. ...I really need to change my underwear right now.
...
"So, with that said, Densuke! You are temporarily banned from using Angel Mode."
"Nin."
With a shururun, Densuke reverted to her Transponder Snail Mode.
"Eeeeeh!? Why, Line! My only source of healing!"
"Shut up, Sanji! If she stays in Angel Mode, my fetishes are going to get permanently warped!"
I am strictly normal. I am not a pervert who gets turned on by a Transponder Snail.
"Besides, Sanji, if you hate okamas that much, you should just leave this island."
"...Of course I want to say goodbye to this island as fast as humanly possible, but..."
"Hm?"
Sanji pulled out a newspaper. What was it? Looking closely, there was a massive picture of Luffy printed on it.
"What about this? He's a pirate with a bounty over a hundred million, so it's not that weird for him to be in the news..."
"Look at Luffy's arm."
"Arm? ...3D1Y?"
Written on Luffy's right arm in the photo was the text "3D1Y." What's this? A tattoo? Did he have that before?
"That's a message directed at us, the Straw Hat crew."
"A message?"
"Yeah, we originally promised to meet up at the Sabaody Archipelago in three days. Hence, 3 DAYS."
Three Days? ...I don't understand American. I've seen School Days, though. That was a garbage show. In both a good and bad way.
"The 3D is crossed out, and it's changed to 1Y. 1 YEAR. Meaning the rendezvous is in one year, not three days."
".....Heh~...?"
I'm an idiot, so I completely didn't get it. But basically... it meant "Meet at Sabaody in 1 year!" Got it.
"This island is full of okama demons, but the 99 Vital Recipes passed down here will definitely become a strength for my crewmates..."
"99... Vital Recipes...?"
"Yeah."
Sanji lit a cigarette with a shubo.
"That's why I'm going to spend the next year rigorously training on this island to become a chef worthy of the Pirate King's crew!!"
Ooooh~, Sanji is so cool! What resolve, enduring rain, wind, and okamas for the sake of his friends! I couldn't help but applaud him. Looking over, Densuke was also clapping with her stubby little arms.
"Densuke-chan, could you please turn back into that Angel Mode thing and comfort me?"
Sanji approached Densuke with a dopey grin. You ruined the moment...
"Jii~~"
Densuke crossed her short arms into an X to reject him.
...
Now, regarding the ten months I was asleep... Naturally, there were plenty of other newspaper articles besides the one featuring Luffy. Skimming through them, I'll summarize the points that caught my attention.
First and foremost...
—The Invisible Phantom Thief, Line, Confirmed Dead—
...That article.
It seemed the Marines firmly believed I was completely dead. Well, I did take a direct hit from magma... anyone would think I was dead. Even I thought I was dead.
Thanks to being presumed dead, it seemed my wanted poster had been revoked. Hell yeah! My bounty is back to 0 Berries! Fuffoo!
...Which meant, if the Marines ever found out I was still alive, I might get slapped with a bounty "way higher than 1 billion"...? ...From now on, I need to live my life making absolutely sure the Marines never find me.
Next article...
—'Fire Fist' Ace is the Pirate King's Son, and 'Straw Hat' Luffy is the Son of Revolutionary Dragon!! The Two Were Sworn Brothers!?—
Ah~, so that got leaked... Well, even if it did, it is what it is. I don't know if that was the sole reason, but... Luffy's bounty had risen to 400 million Berries, and Ace's bounty had shot up to 1.01 billion Berries.
...Isn't Ace's a bit too high? Well, being the Pirate King's son and a member of Whitebeard's crew, I guess that much is to be expected?
Next...
—Fleet Admiral Sengoku Retires! Admiral Aokiji Appointed as the New Fleet Admiral—
Aokiji became Fleet Admiral!!? Fleet Admiral is, like, the highest-ranking position in the Marines, right? Aokiji really hit the big time!
According to the article, Akainu and Aokiji had a massive brawl over the Fleet Admiral seat. And Aokiji won. Hoe~. Usually, if magma and ice fight, you'd think magma would win.
...Could it be that because I ripped off Akainu's arm during the war, the power difference caused Akainu to lose...? No, no! There's no way! Even if they fought at full strength, Aokiji probably would have won anyway. Probably.
Next...
—Buggy the Clown, Now 'Buggy the Star Clown'! The Living Legend Joins the Seven Warlords of the Sea!—
Buggy became a Warlord. ...Yeah... I don't really care about this one...
...
So, that was basically the gist of what was happening in the world.
"Things have really changed, huh. Alright, next is what we do from here..."
"Ji~~!"
What should I do now... To be honest, right now, I just wanted to forget everything... go back to Sabaody, and let Ray-san and Shakky pamper me... My mind and body felt completely exhausted...
But I couldn't just do that!
I had to return to Dressrosa, beat the crap out of Doflamingo, and save my homeland! If I didn't, I would never truly have peace. Defeating Doflamingo! That was my number one goal right now!
"Fuhe... But well, before that... Ugigigi...! I need to do something about this stiff body of mine..."
"Jii~~"
If I couldn't even walk properly, defeating Doflamingo was nothing more than a pipe dream. First came rehab, getting back to the point where I could move freely.
As I was cracking my joints with a koki-koki, suddenly...
"Ara♡ If that's the case, how about we massage every inch of your body for you, Line-chan?♡"
The okamas, who had been quietly waiting in the background until now, suddenly stepped forward. ...Eh?
"Nffu♡ Until now, Densuke-chan was always taking care of Line-chan and wouldn't let us help...♡"
"But the truth is, we wanted to take care of Line-chan too~n♡"
"Taking care of a dwarf♡ This is my first time♡ My maternal instincts are tingling~♡"
The okamas... bearded, thick-featured, hairy-legged okamas... were closing in on me with creepy smiles...
"Huh...? No? Eh... what?"
I reflexively tried to back away... but my body still wouldn't move properly. Sanji lightly patted my shoulder.
"This is the nature of the okamas here. Well, you'll just have to get used to it..."
I don't want to get used to it!?
"Gufu♡ Gufu♡ Then first, we absolutely must change your outfit, shouldn't we?♡"
"We actually already prepared a frilly dress that would look perfect on Line-chan♡"
"Ndufufufu♡ Line-chan♡ Let's get you changed, okay~?♡"
Fluttering a tiny, doll-sized dress, the okamas closed in.
T-This is incredibly terrifying...! I feel more in danger right now than when I was surrounded by the two Admirals...!
"Ji, jiiiiiiii!!"
Densuke suddenly jumped in front of me with a gaba, but...
"Nn♡ No, you don't♡ Densuke-chan~♡"
"Iwa-sama forbade us from dressing Line-chan in the Sweets Dress until he woke up, but...♡"
"Now that he's awake, that rule doesn't apply anymore~n♡"
"No hogging him all to yourself~♡"
"Ji, ji, jiiii~~..."
Densuke shrank back into her shell with a shurun. Hey, don't run away!
"Dyufufu~♡"
"Muhoho~♡"
"Offu~n♡"
I looked to the right. A heavily made-up okama. I looked to the left. A heavily made-up okama. Front, back, okama, okama, okama. In that moment, I finally understood the true terror of this island. Sanji was right, this place was hell. I honestly respected his resolve to train here.
"Maybe the frilly pink one first?♡"
"The light blue miniskirt would look good too~♡"
"We have a yellow dress as well♡"
"Now it's time to changen♡"
"Don't wo~rry♡ We'll be gentle♡"
"Once you wear it, your maiden's heart will surely awaken, Line-chan♡"
"I don't want it to awaken!! Hii!? Help... help me!! Ivankov! Bon Clay!"
Looking over, Ivankov was shaking his head with a 'good grief', and Bon Clay was saying, "Oh no! Line-chan is in trouble! I've decided! I'll spin! Nga~hahaha!" and was happily spinning around for absolutely no reason. What the hell are you doing!?
"Hiiiiiiiii~~!!"
I felt a sense of crisis even worse than when I was burned by Akainu's magma.
I've undressed many girls' underwear in my time... but being forcibly undressed was a first for me. So this is karma... huh...
"Nfuh~n♡♡"
The okamas pinned me down, their grips both strong and strangely gentle. A wave of goosebumps washed over me. They took my hat, stripped off my jacket, pulled down my pants... Even if I wanted to resist, my body still wouldn't respond... And then—
"Aha♡ Let's take off this pendant too♡"
"We have a much cuter Ruby Pendant♡"
"We'll give that one to you, Line-chan♡"
The pendant I wore around my neck... the symbol of my friendship with the Tontatta tribe... The moment they hooked their fingers around it and took it off—
"You can mess with my clothes! But don't you dare touch my treasure!!" VWOOOM!!!
Snap. I kind of lost my temper for real. And when I did...
"""———!!?""" Thud.
The okamas swarming around me suddenly collapsed and fainted one after another. ...Eh?
"W-What just happened? Scary!? Mass food poisoning?"
As I stood there completely confused, Sanji and Ivankov—who hadn't fainted—stared at me with eyes wide in shock.
"Line, you... that was..."
"Line Boy, could you possibly have..."
"...Eh? What?"
Did I do something?
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