"Hello, who are you?" a young boy greeted.
"You've got your eyes closed, so of course you don't know who I am! Stop playing the victim and open your eyes right now," Buu barked.
"Opening them won't help. I was born blind; my eyes can't see anything," the boy said, gently shaking his head.
"You're lying! I don't believe you!" Buu replied, deeply skeptical.
"I've been like this since birth. Why would I need to lie to you?" the boy asked with a small smile.
"No wonder! Fine, I'll fix your eyes!" Buu said. He placed his hand over the boy's eyes and released his magic.
"What are you doing? Get your hands off me!" the boy panicked, his voice hurried.
"You dummy, just open your eyes and look!" Buu huffed.
The boy slowly opened his eyes, and was instantly overcome with shock and joy.
"Ah... I can see! I can really see!" the boy cried out, ecstatic, shouting and jumping with excitement.
"Now, look at me!" Buu waved at the boy, a faint hint of murderous intent surfacing.
"Thank you! Thank you, mister!" The boy was moved to tears. He rushed forward and tightly hugged Buu's leg.
Buu: "..."
He's not afraid of me at all!
Now I feel bad about killing him.
"Mister, are you an alien?" the boy asked curiously.
"Hehe, am I handsome?" Buu chuckled.
"I don't know if you're handsome, but you don't really look that way," the boy said honestly. "But you used magic to heal my eyes, so in my eyes, you're the most handsome of all."
"Mhm, mhm." Buu smiled happily.
"As a reward, here's some money." The boy pulled out a coin and handed it to Majin Buu. "I was going to use it for milk... but it was too far, and I couldn't find a store after looking for ages."
Buu took the coin and bit it. It didn't taste good at all, so he casually handed it back to the boy.
Immediately after, Buu took off into the sky, searching for more humans.
Arriving at a small town, Buu suddenly spotted a masked robber holding up a bank. The man had a gun and was firing shots.
"Turn into milk!" Buu descended from the sky, instantly transforming the masked robber into a carton of milk.
Buu clutched the milk and flew back up into the air.
The survivors inside the bank were stunned.
After a brief moment of daze, the people who were still alive immediately bowed to Majin Buu in gratitude.
Buu looked confused.
Why are these people bowing to me?
Do they like drinking milk too?
Buu returned to the boy's side with the milk and thrust it into his arms. "Money tastes bad. Milk is better."
With that, Buu took to the air again, circling the area in search of new humans.
As he searched, Buu spotted a couple in a rustling grove of trees below.
"Ah..." the woman gasped, suddenly noticing Majin Buu appearing beside them.
The man also stared blankly, his brow furrowed deeply.
"Where did this monster come from? Get lost! Can't you see I'm busy here?" the man barked irritably at Majin Buu.
"What are you doing?" Buu asked, genuinely curious.
"None of your business! Scram!" the man shouted angrily.
What are we doing... can't you tell?
"Get out of here! You ugly fat pig! Don't look at me!" The woman hurriedly covered herself, gritting her teeth in rage.
Buu's face instantly darkened.
"Turn into a cookie!" Buu wasted no more words. A flash of purple-white electricity sparked from the antenna on his head.
Snap!
The man and woman were instantly turned into a single sandwich cookie.
Buu stepped forward and picked up the cookie, examining it closely. He was quite surprised.
This cookie has a filling?
It's my first time seeing this style of cookie.
I'll take it back for my servant, Satan, to eat.
It's settled!
Buu immediately took flight and returned to his home.
"Lord Buu, you're back?" Mr. Satan scurried forward eagerly, saying apologetically, "I'm so sorry, I was preparing a feast for you... but it's not ready yet."
"Try this." Buu handed the sandwich cookie to Satan.
Satan took the cookie and turned it over.
A sandwich cookie?
Without thinking much of it, Satan popped the cookie into his mouth and ate it.
"Oh? This is actually pretty good. Where'd you get it?" Satan asked casually.
"I saw a man and a woman fighting in a small grove on the way, so I turned them into a cookie. I didn't expect it to have a filling," Buu chuckled.
Satan froze. Then, as the realization hit him, his expression stiffened, looking worse than if he had swallowed a fly.
"Look, a plane!" Satan immediately pointed toward the distant sky.
Buu glanced in that direction.
Satan took the chance to spit out the cookie, dry-heaving violently.
This fat bastard!
What kind of disgusting thing did you just make me eat?
How awful!
"What plane?" Buu asked, puzzled.
"Nothing... I must have seen it wrong," Satan said, shaking his head.
"Was the cookie good?" Buu asked again.
"Delicious, delicious, it was great." Satan suppressed his nausea, forcing a smile and nodding frantically.
"Since it's good, I'll go get you some more. You're my servant; I have to make sure my servant eats well," Buu said, immediately taking off.
Satan: "..."
Satan's smile froze again.
Wait, no...
I don't like eating that!
It's disgusting, okay?
Can we please eat something else?
But it was too late for Satan to stop him.
Buu had already surged into the sky and vanished from sight.
Satan felt like dying.
No, I have to find a way to escape this demon's control.
But... would that guy Goku let me go?
Satan was at a loss for a moment.
...
In a certain small town.
A young couple was walking hand-in-hand along a country road, their laughter ringing out from time to time. They were in the middle of a tender moment.
However, what they didn't know was that a sniper rifle was aimed directly at their heads.
Bang!
The shot rang out.
The man's head burst open like a shattered watermelon.
The woman was scared out of her wits, unable even to scream.
"Nice! A headshot!" The man with the golden slicked-back hair held his sniper rifle, his smile growing brighter.
"Young Master... this isn't right... those are living people," the middle-aged servant said, cold sweat dripping down his face, his voice filled with worry.
"You idiot, haven't you always liked women? Look, she's paralyzed with fear. Go on, get over there," the man with the slicked-back hair smiled at his servant, patting him on the shoulder.
"Eh? Can I really?" The servant felt like luck had suddenly struck him.
"It's more exciting that way, isn't it?" Van Zant wore an evil grin.
"Yes... I'll give it a try." The servant ran over quickly.
Van Zant also stepped forward with his gun, pointing it at the woman.
The woman was at a loss, her face deathly pale.
Ten seconds later.
Van Zant: "..."
"That's it? It's over?" Van Zant was speechless.
"That... I'm sorry... I might have been too excited," the servant said, his face flushing red.
"Then there's no point in keeping this woman around," Van Zant said, and with one shot, he blew the woman's head off.
The servant smacked his lips, feeling a pang of regret.
"Let's go. We'll wait outside; more people should be coming out," Van Zant suggested.
"Get me another one like her," the servant said, still wanting more.
"No problem at all!" Van Zant agreed readily.
...
Buu circled the sky and quickly returned home.
Satan hurried out to greet him.
However, Satan immediately noticed that Buu looked unhappy.
Looking closer, Satan saw Buu holding a small puppy in his hands.
"This... what's with this puppy?" Satan asked curiously.
"It's not afraid of me. It didn't run away when it saw me, and it doesn't understand what I'm saying," Buu said, even more displeased. "Can you understand what it's saying?"
"I can't understand it either. It looks like its leg is injured, which is probably why it didn't run away from you," Satan said, pointing at the puppy's leg.
"So that's it." Buu understood and immediately used his magic to heal the puppy's leg. "Now you should run away, right?"
The puppy was slightly dazed, clearly feeling that its leg was completely healed.
"Run away, quickly! I'm going to kill you!" Buu set the puppy on the ground.
Instead of running, the puppy rubbed its head against Buu's foot.
Buu stared blankly, momentarily unsure of how to react.
Why is this little thing so strange?
You're supposed to run away.
"It's very happy because you saved it," Satan explained. "Mr. Buu, it likes you very much."
Buu: "..."
Buu fell into deep thought.
After a brief daze.
Patter, patter, patter!
Buu quickly ran away.
The puppy was startled for a moment, then barked and chased after him excitedly, pouncing on Buu's leg with its paws and wagging its tail incessantly.
Buu felt a strange sensation in his heart.
"Does it like me?" Buu asked Satan.
"Yes, it likes you!" Satan nodded. "It's wagging its tail, which means it's happy."
"Just like you," Buu murmured thoughtfully.
Satan: "..."
Like hell it's just like me!
Do you think I'm a dog?
Satan was incredibly annoyed, but he didn't dare show even a hint of it on his face.
"Right, you're absolutely right," Satan could only nod helplessly.
"Hehe, I'm happy." Buu smiled, a genuine look of joy on his face.
With that, Buu pulled a piece of chocolate from his baggy pants and handed it to the puppy.
"It doesn't eat chocolate; it needs dog food," Satan said, shaking his head.
"What do you mean? I don't understand," Buu looked confused.
"Well, I'll go buy some dog food," Satan suggested.
"Go, go," Buu agreed readily.
Satan felt like luck had suddenly come his way.
So... he's letting me leave.
Should I take this chance to bolt?
Without a moment's hesitation, Satan pulled out a Capsule and produced a motorcycle.
"Please wait here for a moment; I'll be right back." Satan hopped onto the motorcycle, laughing inwardly.
"Okay," Buu nodded.
Just as Satan was about to speed off.
"Hey, you're not going to take this chance to leave me, are you?" Buu added.
Satan's expression stiffened, his face instantly turning pale. He hurriedly replied, "No... how could I? I'm your most loyal servant."
"That's good!" Buu grinned.
Satan quickly rode the motorcycle away at full speed.
After reaching a far-off distance, Satan couldn't help but stop the bike, an internal struggle raging within him.
Should I take this chance to leave?
But even if I leave, Goku could probably find me, right?
If I get caught and brought back, I'll be in for it.
Buu would beat me to death.
Wait, let me see what Buu is doing first.
Satan pulled out his binoculars and looked toward Buu.
He saw Buu sitting at the front door, licking the dog.
The dog was also licking Buu.
Satan: "..."
Are you two showing off your love?
Seeing Buu smiling so happily, Satan suddenly felt...
What Goku said seems to be true.
He really is like a child.
A child who knows nothing.
Forget it, I'll go buy the dog food.
Maybe I really can train him to be one of my own.
If I can do that, then from now on, the World Martial Arts Tournament will be mine to command!
Satan felt a rush of excitement at the thought and immediately went to buy the dog food.
The dog food was soon brought back.
The puppy ate happily.
"Disgusting, so disgusting." Buu took a few bites of the dog food and spat it out immediately.
"Mr. Buu... uh, I wanted to ask a question," Satan chuckled nervously, asking cautiously.
"What question?" Buu replied.
"Why do you kill people?" Satan asked softly, fearing that one wrong word would get him crushed.
"Because it makes me happy," Buu chuckled. "And when I kill people, there are often many people nearby bowing and clapping for me."
"Eh?" Satan was a bit confused.
People bow to you when you kill?
"No... just because it makes you happy, you have to kill?" Satan asked again.
"Yes, that's right," Buu nodded. "Bibidi and Babidi told me to do it."
"Who are they?" Satan was startled.
"The annoying guys who made me," Buu replied.
"You shouldn't listen to those bastards! Killing is wrong, and you shouldn't destroy things either!" In his urgency, Satan blurted out his thoughts.
Buu immediately narrowed his eyes and looked at Satan.
Satan's heart hammered in his chest. He quickly waved his hands, a forced smile on his face. "Uh... it's fine, as long as you're happy, you can do whatever you want."
"You think I shouldn't do it?" Buu asked.
"Eh? Ye... yes." Satan nodded.
"Then I won't do it anymore," Buu chuckled.
Satan was stunned for a moment, looking at Buu in disbelief. He couldn't help but ask, "You won't kill anyone else?"
Buu nodded seriously.
Satan felt like a weight had been lifted.
So... I've succeeded?
I've completed the task Goku gave me!
This is great!
Satan was filled with emotion.
Next, I have to find a way to completely win this guy over.
I started as your servant, but in a few days, you'll be my little brother.
Satan was overjoyed.
...
Van Zant and his servant's car were also traveling through this area.
"Young Master, let's not go any further. I heard there was a massive explosion ahead a few hours ago," the servant said, panicked, urging Van Zant.
"What's there to be afraid of? If there was an explosion, it must be exciting in there." Van Zant's interest was piqued. Ignoring the warning, he kept driving forward.
Satan and Buu were playing with the puppy using a small ball.
Satan threw the ball far away.
The puppy wagged its tail and quickly brought the ball back.
Buu was especially happy. He picked up the ball and threw it as well.
The puppy barked and ran toward the ball.
"There's a dog over there, perfect for target practice." Van Zant expertly set up his sniper rifle and fired immediately.
Bang!
The shot rang out.
The puppy fell in a pool of blood.
"Hahaha, not bad, right?" Van Zant laughed loudly.
"Young Master, there's someone over there... he looks more and more like Mr. Satan." The servant looked through his binoculars, muttering in surprise, "Besides Mr. Satan, there's also a very strange-looking guy."
"Oh? Mr. Satan? This just got interesting! If we take him out, we'll be world heroes." Van Zant smiled slightly and picked up a rocket launcher.
Seeing the puppy lying on the ground, blood flowing from its body.
Satan and Buu both stared with wide eyes.
Satan also spotted the two men in the distance immediately.
"Those bastards, what are they doing?" Satan was furious.
"Die!" Van Zant pulled the trigger.
A rocket screeched toward the spot where Satan and Buu were standing.
Satan was terrified and scrambled to escape.
Boom!
With a massive explosion, the rocket leveled the area.
Smoke filled the scene.
"Hmph, dead. Perfect! From now on, I'm the world champion." Van Zant laughed maniacally.
The smoke gradually cleared, revealing Buu's distorted and furious face.
"How is that pink fat guy still alive?" Van Zant was stunned.
Buu was livid, wanting nothing more than to crush those two on the spot.
But remembering his promise to Satan not to kill anymore, Buu didn't want to break his word.
So, Buu could only seethe in silence, unable to act.
"He's still alive... how is that possible?" The servant was shocked.
Van Zant quickly picked up the rocket launcher, intending to fire a few more shots.
At the critical moment, Satan had already rushed up and kicked the servant off the mountain.
Next, Satan rained punches and kicks down on Van Zant.
How could Van Zant be a match for Satan? He was beaten until he was howling in pain.
Thud!
Satan delivered another kick, sent Van Zant tumbling to the ground.
"You piece of trash!" Satan spat on the ground and turned to leave.
Walking back to the puppy, Satan suddenly noticed it was still moving. He was instantly overjoyed.
"Mr. Buu, it's still alive!" Satan cried out.
Buu was startled for a moment and immediately rushed forward to check the puppy's body.
"How is it? Can it be saved?" Satan asked nervously.
"As long as it's not dead, it can be saved," Buu said, immediately beginning the treatment.
Satan and Buu held hands, jumping and skipping with joy.
...
High atop the Lookout.
Piccolo watched the scene below in silence, then turned to look at Goku.
"You foresaw this, didn't you?" Piccolo asked with a smile.
"Yeah," Goku nodded.
"I have to say, Videl's father is quite impressive. At least we wouldn't have had that kind of patience," Piccolo remarked.
"True," Goku smiled slightly.
"When I first met him, I actually found him quite annoying..." Piccolo said with a laugh.
"Hahaha." Goku chuckled, not commenting further.
"But is the Buu situation really resolved just like that?" Piccolo asked again. "He'll probably keep doing bad things, right?"
"The most critical moment is coming up next," Goku said, taking a deep breath.
"Next?" Piccolo was startled.
...
On the ground.
Buu held the puppy high, his smile growing even wider.
"This is great," Satan laughed along.
However, what the two didn't know was that Van Zant wasn't dead.
Van Zant struggled to his feet, pulled a handgun from behind him, and aimed it at Satan's back.
Bang!
The shot rang out.
The bullet pierced through Mr. Satan's body, exiting through his chest.
Satan's body went limp, and he collapsed straight to the ground.
"Satan..." Buu's pupils shrank, his face becoming terrifyingly distorted.
"Hahaha, did you think I'd just let it go?" Van Zant laughed crazily, turned, and ran.
Buu trembled all over, white steam erupting from the holes on his body.
In the next moment, Buu suppressed his rage, gently placed the puppy on the ground, and began healing Satan.
Soon, Satan's injuries were completely healed. He climbed up from the ground, looking excited.
"I can't believe it! I'm actually alive! Thank you so much!" Satan checked his body and felt nothing wrong.
"Aaaaaahhhhhh..."
Buu, however, let out a series of pained screams.
"What's wrong? Mr. Buu," Satan asked, confused.
"Take the dog and run... run as far as you can..." Buu said with great effort, his expression growing more hideous as he struggled to hold back his explosion. "Otherwise, you'll die. Get out of here, now!"
"Eh? Why? What's happening?" Satan was completely baffled.
"Just go!" Buu roared, layers of white gas billowing from his body.
Satan was startled. He hurriedly scooped up the puppy and sped away on his motorcycle.
Seeing that Satan was completely gone, Buu finally released all the evil energy within him.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
Streams of pink gas erupted from the holes in Buu's body, quickly gathering high in the sky, writhing and taking shape.
Buu gasped for breath, utterly exhausted.
When Buu looked up at the sky, he suddenly realized something was wrong.
The pink gas floating in the sky twisted and morphed, instantly turning into a thin, pink figure.
The thin figure hovered in the air, looking down at Fat Buu.
Zip!
Evil Buu flickered and instantly appeared in front of Van Zant.
Van Zant was terrified and emptied his magazine into Evil Buu.
Although Van Zant had cleared his clip, the attack meant absolutely nothing to Evil Buu.
Evil Buu placed his hand on Van Zant's head and slowly increased the pressure.
"Ah... aah... aaahhh..."
Van Zant let out a series of blood-curdling screams. His body was crushed flat, his eyes filled with despair.
In the end, Van Zant was crushed to death by Evil Buu's bare hands.
Satan watched from a distance. Seeing Van Zant's horrific end, he was paralyzed with fear.
To be continued…
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